King-Size Donna

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Miss Simpson, 42, from New Jersey, USA, already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's biggest mum.

She was 520lbs when she had daughter Jacqueline, three, becoming the largest woman to give birth.

Now she weighs a mega 600lbs, or 43 stone, and hopes to break the 1,000lbs or half a ton mark. Miss Simpson, who wears XXXXXXXL dresses, eats whole cakes and bags of donuts and tries to move as little as possible.

"I'd love to be 1,000lb," she said. "It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down."

She runs her own website where people pay to watch her eat, or see her wash her huge body. The cash helps fund the family's $750 a week food shop, which Miss Simpson carries out in her mobility scooter.

She met her partner Philippe, 49, seven years ago on a dating site for plus-size people. Philippe, who weighs just 150lbs, is a self-confessed fat admirer, who will only look at a woman if she weighs over 28 stone. But Miss Simpson, who has an older son Devin, 14, from a previous relationship, insists she's healthy.

"My favourite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go," she said.

"I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite."

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Indeed, putting yourself at serious risk in an attempt to break ridiculous life-threatening world records is an excellent goal in life. Especially when you have a young baby daughter, and a teenage son. What a responsible parent you are, and a great role model in acting as a positive contributor to society.

On an unrelated note, why is it other countries think the US is slovenly, wasteful, and lazy? I just can't figure it out.

I thought Guinness Book no longer accepted any sort of records where the participant potentially puts their life at high risk? Or in this case definitely put their life at high risk of death.

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I don't know, I think they still keep the record of the guy who survived getting struck by lightning six times.

Though he PROBABLY wasn't getting struck intentionally.

ON TOPIC: Fatties like this are a subhuman waste of life.

Just keepin' up appearances...

She sure does aim... wide.

I don't mind fat people, but eating as much as an entire Somali village just to get your 15 minutes of fame makes me RRRAAAAAAAGGGGH.
Why can't she enter the Guinness book in a less wastefulway, like holding her breath under water or memorizing all the US zipcodes?

She's not going to pass that mark with an attitude like that. Moving about? That burns precious fat. Tsk.

I just realized something re-reading that

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"Running after my daughter keeps my weight down."

She's able to move quickly on her feet in any sense? Or even walk? Quickly enough to keep up with a toddler? And I really hope she does not push these unhealthy eating habits onto her children.

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New Jersey

Jesus fucking christ who let this state into the union

The next time we hear about this woman, I'm sure it'll involve a crane and a flatbed truck.

Raine wrote:

The next time we hear about this woman, I'm sure it'll involve a crane and a flatbed truck.

Or that they have found her beached.

Dick Powers wrote:

Raine wrote:

The next time we hear about this woman, I'm sure it'll involve a crane and a flatbed truck.

Or that they have found her beached.

You just had to remind me of this, didn't you?

TheHermit wrote:

On an unrelated note, why is it other countries think the US is slovenly, wasteful, and lazy? I just can't figure it out.

CLEARLY it's because of this one obese woman!

Cyberwulf wrote:

TheHermit wrote:

On an unrelated note, why is it other countries think the US is slovenly, wasteful, and lazy? I just can't figure it out.

CLEARLY it's because of this one obese woman!

Don't explain the joke, you're ruining it!

TheHermit wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

TheHermit wrote:

On an unrelated note, why is it other countries think the US is slovenly, wasteful, and lazy? I just can't figure it out.

CLEARLY it's because of this one obese woman!

Don't explain the joke, you're ruining it!

...I'm calling you on your fucking nonsense.

Has Cyberwulf taken some Chris91 pills today? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Aggie wrote:

Has Cyberwulf taken some Chris91 pills today? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Has Aggie been hit on the head with a plank today?

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But Miss Simpson, who has an older son Devin, 14, from a previous relationship, insists she's healthy.

She's six hundred fucking pounds! How is that in any way, shape, or form, healthy?

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"I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite."

Maybe Homer has a sister?

I... uh... I was morbidly curious and looked up this woman's website and... well...

(At least this is supposedly her webpage and I couldn't find anything else. It doesn't say her name anywhere on it but it looks right. Either way it's... special.)

Cyberwulf wrote:

Aggie wrote:

Has Cyberwulf taken some Chris91 pills today? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Has Aggie been hit on the head with a plank today?

Aggie has angered the vagina!

Cyberwulf wrote:

Aggie wrote:

Has Cyberwulf taken some Chris91 pills today? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Has Aggie been hit on the head with a plank today?

Clearly she has been taking Chris91 pills.

Now dance for us, mouthbreather. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

The people who give her money are now on my list of people up against the wall when the revolution comes. It's one thing to do this and quite another to go out of your way to support it.

@Mikey: Don't be silly, Chris91 doesn't start with reference to violence. Tim Buckley pills, on the other handquite uncalled for.

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

I... uh... I was morbidly curious and looked up this woman's website and... well...

(At least this is supposedly her webpage and I couldn't find anything else. It doesn't say her name anywhere on it but it looks right. Either way it's... special.)

why'd i click this

i didn't want this

why

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

I... uh... I was morbidly curious and looked up this woman's website and... well...[/size]

My what an amazing front-butt she has.

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Hobbies: Eatting,going to restraunts,talking with friends,watching video's,snuggling,being feed,board games,traveling in the car.
Favorite color: Purple

Wishlist:

Food
Gift certificates from any restaurant

There's.

There's nothing to make fun of.