The Devil's Music

Now that the Love-Shy mess is dying down and all we really seem to have after it is a bridal gown website with a crappy layout, I figured I better bring this over here.

Ladies and gentlemen, not only does this site have a pretty shitty layout, but it also has some loopy conspiracy theories and general all-around asshattery to go with it!

SEE: Complete misrepresentations of both Modern Pagans and ancient mythologies!

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[size=16]Both Satanists and Wiccan witches adore and worship the Pagan god, Pan, the world's most infamous sex predator! Pan is the embodiment of Rock 'N' Roll music!

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Rock "N' Roll music worships the perverted Pagan god, Pan, signified by the horned El Diablo hand sign. The significance of the goat (or the ram) representing Satan is in that they are a mockery of the Lamb of God, Jesus Christ.

SEE: RAMPANT END IS NIGHISM!

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I eagerly await the time when Jesus Christ will reign triumphantly from Jerusalem during the Millennium Period as King over the whole earth, and what a time of peace and righteousness that will be! Good bye Las Vegas! Good bye Mardi Gras! Good bye Hollywood! Good bye Broadway! Good bye Rock 'N' Roll! Amen!

SEE: UTTER FAILURE AT LYRICAL COMPREHENSION!

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The Rolling Stones are infamous for their allegiance to Satan as well. The song "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones, is the official anthem for the Church of Satan. In it, Lucifer speaks in the first person and asks sympathy for all who meet him.

And there's so much more! The site is a melting pot for every wacko conspiracy theory and/or fundie rant ever devised!

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Mr.Doobie wrote:

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I eagerly await the time when Jesus Christ will reign triumphantly from Jerusalem during the Millennium Period as King over the whole earth, and what a time of peace and righteousness that will be! Good bye Las Vegas! Good bye Mardi Gras! Good bye Hollywood! Good bye Broadway! Good bye Rock 'N' Roll! Amen!

Well, that's going to suck for them. I happen to like Mardi Gras. And Vegas. Purity gets boring sometimes.

Apparently Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys are in on the Satanic conspiracy to turn our children evil.

Do they have any bull poopy about how AC/DC stands for After Christ Devil Comes (because God knows, with songs like Live Wire, High Voltage, and Thunderstruck, they couldn't just be electric) and how KISS stands for Knights in Satan's Service?

You can't be hatin' on the rock without mixing that into your game.

Oddly enough, I don't think Jesus ever said anything about rock and roll music.

There is a rock opera about him, though.

You make the think of that local wacko or bunch therof who claims that the cover of Ghost in The Machine:
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hides a subliminal Satanic message.
The proof? Here it is, plain as day:
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You still don't see it? Hey, no problem, I'll draw you a picture.
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Can you see it now? Can you? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

The reason for the appellation of wacko derives from the fact that the guy also
sees Satanic symbols in a manifesto for the 60th anniversary of the
Constitution...
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(otoh it is very well known that the founders of the Italian state Republic were all Masons and therefore Satanists...)

...Masonic imagery in Mickey Mouse...
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Did you spot it? You did, didn't you?
...I knew you wouldn't. Okay, here it is:
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Hidden in plain sight, isn't it?

...666s in the sign of a local café...
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According to his raving reasoning this does not necessarily mean that the owner of the place is a Satanist: it might as well have been a sign placed by the Wiccan graphic designer, because "in the field of graphic ads the adepts of that witch cult are the sole masters".

It would all be fun if it wasn't for the fact that every now and then someone takes these things seriously.

Looking at the guy's bio I kind of feel sorry for him. Yes, he's a raving lunatic, but I also think he sincerely believes this stuff and isn't just bullsh**ting for the sake of page views. He's apparently old and in poor health and is basically a man out of his time, probably educated from a young age into this nonsensical belief system.

So yeah, this website depresses me more than it makes me laugh.

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AC/DC's
philosophy and music not only drove Bon Scott to a premature
death, but the U.S. Army used AC/DC's music as "psychological
torture" to drive Manuel Noriega out of the Vatican Embassy and
into prison.

1.) He probably thought Angus was in town and came out to get an autograph.
2.) This fanatic seems oddly pleased that they played Highway to Hell at a Vatican Embassy.

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Thank God, He has made a narrow
road which leads to eternal life and Heaven for those who come
by faith as guilty sinners to be washed in the precious blood of
the Lamb of God, Jesus Christ.

Great, so not only am I a sinner but now I have bloodstains on mah white pants.

Talking of Morbid Angel wrote:

And to commit the ultimate blasphemy they sing in the song "Blasphemy"

I take it you expected pious chants from a song called "Blasphemy"? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Faith Hill EXPOSED! (She claims to
be a spiritual Christian; but is featured in Playboy)

Brb, going to nearest magazine stand. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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The Dixie Chicks are of the
Devil (Band member, Natalie Maines, says... "I'm
probably richer than God, maybe he should come to me!")

Band member, Natalie Maines, is widely believed to be a fucking idiot regardless.

Really, Dixie = Stupid. Chick = Stupid. Dixie + Chick = Stupid + Stupid. Stupid + Stupid = REALLY fucking stupid.

Lapin, pay attention, you might learn something and be able to pass Math4Retards.

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[size=12]Alice Cooper: on-stage
mutilation, rebellion, "School's Out" prevents mice from solving
mazes, objectionable album art (Constrictor)

They were too busy singing along and headbanging.

From [/size]this:

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He may have won
top regional and state science-fair honors, but probably at least
some of his friends aren't talking to him. Sixteen-year-old David
Merrill, a student at Nansemond River High School in Suffolk, Va.,
thought that the loud sounds of hard-rock music
must have a bad effect on its devoted fans and came up with a way to
test that damage.

(Bold won't stop for some reason) So, we're about to take an experiment conducted by a sixteen year old's basement as legitimate science and fact.

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Merrill got 72 mice and divided
them into three groups: one to test a mouse's response to hard rock,
another to the music of Mozart and a control group that wouldn't
listen to any music at all, rock or classical.

To his credit, that's a solid way of doing it.

So he plays the music (hopefully he separated the aquariums enough so the control mice couldn't hear the music) and keeps track of how long it takes the mice to complete some maze. Am I the only one who think's the time it takes a mouse to complete a maze is based purely on luck? I doubt the mouse does nothing more than wander aimlessly until it stumbles out the other end completely confused as to why cheese is there.

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Over time, the 24 control-group mice
managed to cut about 5 minutes from their maze-completion time. The
Mozart-listening mice cut their time back 8-and-a-half minutes.

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But the hard-rock mice added 20 minutes
to their time, making their average maze-running time 300 percent
more than their original average.

These mice were clearly in no hurry to leave the Metallica and the Motely Crue.

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Need we say more? Well maybe we do.
Merrill told the Associated Press that he'd attempted the experiment
the year before, allowing mice in the different groups to live
together.
"I had to cut my project short because
all the hard-rock mice killed each other," Merrill
said. "None of the classical mice did that."

"Megadeth is musically superior to Metallica."

"I'LL CUT YOU!!1!!"

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I also complained when I called my doctor's
office. The receptionist placed me on hold and Heavy Metal guitars
began screeching. I told her that I didn't feel well and it was
very selfish of them to force me to listen to such horrible and
offensive noise.

That may be my fault. When I called the doctor's office, the receptionist placed me on hold and some buttfucking hymn began to play. I told her that I didn't feel well and it was very selfish of them to force me to listen to such horrible and offensive noise. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Again, as much as heavy-metallers try to
downplay the inherent dangers of their so-called "music," they cannot
escape the incontrovertible reality of a simple experiment with mice,
which drove them insane, to the point of killing one another.

Uh, is there any actual reason to assume mice and humans have the same mental capacities and whatnot? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
ALSO, that site has annoying formatting. The reason MY formatting jumped all over the place was because when I copy/pasted something with formatting, I occasionally couldn't get my text to STOP with that formatting.

Shit, I had to convert most of the text from lime green to black.

The Unoriginal wrote:

You still don't see it? Hey, no problem, I'll draw you a picture.

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Can you see it now? Can you? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

I see masturbation. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Lady Anne wrote:

The Unoriginal wrote:

You still don't see it? Hey, no problem, I'll draw you a picture.

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Can you see it now? Can you? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

I see masturbation. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

CAN'T UNSEE

The Unoriginal wrote:

According to his raving reasoning this does not necessarily mean that the owner of the place is a Satanist: it might as well have been a sign placed by the Wiccan graphic designer, because "in the field of graphic ads the adepts of that witch cult are the sole masters".

That plus the obsessive searching out of particular hidden signs in everything makes me seriously wonder if he has a paranoia disorder, possibly even schizophrenia. It's fucking depressing that this kind of worrisome behavior is glorified by religion instead of examined by psychologists--it's possible that a lot of these demon-seeking people could lead normal lives if they got some science (and medication) into them.

Delcat wrote:

That plus the obsessive searching out of particular hidden signs in everything makes me seriously wonder if he has a paranoia disorder, possibly even schizophrenia. It's fucking depressing that this kind of worrisome behavior is glorified by religion instead of examined by psychologists--it's possible that a lot of these demon-seeking people could lead normal lives if they got some science (and medication) into them.

Possibly, or he might have been SANE from the start and then BRAINWASHED by overzealous TUTORS into watching out ALL THE TIME for the HIDDEN SIGNS of THE EVIL lest his soul is MUNCHED FOREVER in the deepest DEPTHS of the Gehenna.
(There was a guy on Yahoo!Answers who would always come up with this shitty site each time Jehova's Witness were discussed, and he typed like this. Annoyed the piss out of me.)

The Unoriginal wrote:

Possibly, or he might have been SANE from the start and then BRAINWASHED by overzealous TUTORS into watching out ALL THE TIME for the HIDDEN SIGNS of THE EVIL lest his soul is MUNCHED FOREVER in the deepest DEPTHS of the Gehenna.
(There was a guy on Yahoo!Answers who would always come up with this shitty site each time Jehova's Witness were discussed, and he typed like this. Annoyed the piss out of me.)

I blame the corrupting influence of comic books.

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Merrill told the Associated Press that he'd attempted the experiment
the year before, allowing mice in the different groups to live
together.
"I had to cut my project short because
all the hard-rock mice killed each other," Merrill
said. "None of the classical mice did that."

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Again, as much as heavy-metallers try to
downplay the inherent dangers of their so-called "music," they cannot
escape the incontrovertible reality of a simple experiment with mice,
which drove them insane, to the point of killing one another.

I wonder what would happen if you played some Symphonic Black Metal at them. Wouldn't the heavy metal and classical-music elements just cancel each other out? /pretending to take study seriously

Malganis wrote:

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Merrill told the Associated Press that he'd attempted the experiment
the year before, allowing mice in the different groups to live
together.
"I had to cut my project short because
all the hard-rock mice killed each other," Merrill
said. "None of the classical mice did that."

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Again, as much as heavy-metallers try to
downplay the inherent dangers of their so-called "music," they cannot
escape the incontrovertible reality of a simple experiment with mice,
which drove them insane, to the point of killing one another.

I wonder what would happen if you played some Symphonic Black Metal at them. Wouldn't the heavy metal and classical-music elements just cancel each other out? /pretending to take study seriously

Well, the Heavy Metal increased the time through the maze by 10 minutes.

Mozart only decreased it by two minutes.

Proving, as I've always said, James Hetfield > Mozart. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Malganis wrote:

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Merrill told the Associated Press that he'd attempted the experiment
the year before, allowing mice in the different groups to live
together.
"I had to cut my project short because
all the hard-rock mice killed each other," Merrill
said. "None of the classical mice did that."

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Again, as much as heavy-metallers try to
downplay the inherent dangers of their so-called "music," they cannot
escape the incontrovertible reality of a simple experiment with mice,
which drove them insane, to the point of killing one another.

I wonder what would happen if you played some Symphonic Black Metal at them. Wouldn't the heavy metal and classical-music elements just cancel each other out? /pretending to take study seriously

I have visions of the mice just standing confused in the middle of the maze, wondering what the hell they're doing there.

The Unoriginal wrote:

*ridiculous symbol-seeking paranoia*

That's hilarious. I hereby start a new game called Spot The Devil. Will keep you updated. Who's with me?

grmblfjx wrote:

The Unoriginal wrote:

*ridiculous symbol-seeking paranoia*

That's hilarious. I hereby start a new game called Spot The Devil. Will keep you updated. Who's with me?

Ooh, I wanna play!

Rabid Badger wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

The Unoriginal wrote:

*ridiculous symbol-seeking paranoia*

That's hilarious. I hereby start a new game called Spot The Devil. Will keep you updated. Who's with me?

Ooh, I wanna play!

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grmblfjx wrote:

The Unoriginal wrote:

*ridiculous symbol-seeking paranoia*

That's hilarious. I hereby start a new game called Spot The Devil. Will keep you updated. Who's with me?

It's too fucking easy! From a nonrandom sample (my company's customers and suppliers) >>here's what I found in a couple of clicks...<<

Basically, if you can't extract three sixes from it, it means it's a Masonic symbol.

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Merrill told the Associated Press that he'd attempted the experiment
the year before, allowing mice in the different groups to live
together.
"I had to cut my project short because
all the hard-rock mice killed each other exploded," Merrill
said. "None of the classical mice did that."

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Again, as much as heavy-metallers try to
downplay the inherent dangers of their so-called "music," they cannot
escape the incontrovertible reality of a simple experiment with mice,
which drove them insane, to the point of killing one another exploding.

And with two deft edits, we have a running gag from The Ramones' Rock'n'Roll High School. What does this say about your science?

The Unoriginal wrote:

You make the think of that local wacko or bunch therof who claims that the cover of Ghost in The Machine:
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
hides a subliminal Satanic message.
The proof? Here it is, plain as day:
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
You still don't see it? Hey, no problem, I'll draw you a picture.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Can you see it now? Can you? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

The reason for the appellation of wacko derives from the fact that the guy also
sees Satanic symbols in a manifesto for the 60th anniversary of the
Constitution...
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
(otoh it is very well known that the founders of the Italian state Republic were all Masons and therefore Satanists...)

...Masonic imagery in Mickey Mouse...
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Did you spot it? You did, didn't you?
...I knew you wouldn't. Okay, here it is:
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Hidden in plain sight, isn't it?

...666s in the sign of a local café...
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]...
According to his raving reasoning this does not necessarily mean that the owner of the place is a Satanist: it might as well have been a sign placed by the Wiccan graphic designer, because "in the field of graphic ads the adepts of that witch cult are the sole masters".

It would all be fun if it wasn't for the fact that every now and then someone takes these things seriously.

Re:The Cafe Divina squiggles...
I wonder if Sega ever considering sueing this cafe chain for copyright infringement, as the Orange squiggle was intended to be their global Logo for the Dreamcast console... However a U.K based Internet website design consultancy sued Sega, over the squiggle as it was their corporate logo, & they had registered the Logo in Europe... Result - Sega lost the case, & had to change the squiggles colour from Orange to Blue for the European market....
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RE: The mouse thing.

Actually, the mice PROBABLY killed each other because he put male mice together in a cage with female mice, and when you have a bunch of males together with a bunch of females, the males WILL start killing each other for breeding territory. And I think him saying 'Only the heavy metal mice killed each other!' is either bull, or the other cages were single gender.

Cheap pet shops are notoriously bad for not knowing the difference between males and females, when buying snake feeders I always check 'em myself if I'm doing live, cuz I don't want surprise behbies/surprise murder. You can put as many females or related males together, but put unrelated males or a mixed gender group together and you'll end up with a mousey slaughterhouse.

Nihilist wrote:

TheHermit wrote:

Lady Anne wrote:

The Unoriginal wrote:

You still don't see it? Hey, no problem, I'll draw you a picture.

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Can you see it now? Can you? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

I see masturbation. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

CAN'T UNSEE

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