Americans Steal the Curly Wurly

Cadbury's is the best! It actually uses milk in milk chocolate!

...I might go buy a half-pound Dairy Milk. Mmm. Chocolate [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Cadbury > A > B > C > D > E > F > ... > Q > Cadbury World. Thought I'd throw that in.

ETA: To hell with the Curly Wurly.

Adagio wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT LINDT, AS THERE'S ONLY LIKE ONE SHOP ANYWHERE NEAR ME THAT SELLS THE 85% GOOD SHIT!

I am. So thankful. To be living in Europe. We get Lindt in the supermarket, and I swear I'd die without it. Especially the one that's like 70% and has little fragments of toasted cocoa beans in it.

Lindt is available in Canadian supermarkets, too. Sucks to live in Britain, I guess. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Fairlight wrote:

When I was a kid Cadbury's was the only chocolate I could physically swallow, anything else tasted disgusting. I grew out of it but if there's others out there who are still kids, they're screwed. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

*dons tinfoil hat*

Of course! It's a government initiative to prevent childhood obesity by making Cadbury's inedibly revolting.

As long as the Cadbury Flake, the 99 Flake and the Cadbury Twirl are intact, Cadbury can be taken over by Microsoft for all I care. The rest of their products may DIAF.

My first exposure to the Cadbury Flake was actually in a 99 Flake that I got from an ice cream store in England. Since then I have had a love affair with it but they DON'T STOCK IT IN GROCERIES ON THIS GODFORSAKEN ISLAND WHY AM I BEING DENIED MY FLAKY CREAMY GOODNESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

We're liberating Cadbury from their evil corporate oppressors, determined to deliver an unforgivably inferior product.

BEHOLD.



AND WEEP.

Penguin wrote:

We're liberating Cadbury from their evil corporate oppressors, determined to deliver an unforgivably inferior product.

BEHOLD.



AND WEEP.

Strange, never noticed any size change with the British ones, must just be Cadbury America being all American and evil.

Oh and Ivo. Tonight. You.

ZoZo wrote:

So, how does everyone eat their Creme Eggs? Me, I can only do it alone as it involves a lot of filthy tongue action.

I generally nibble off the top and hook the insides out with one finger before eating the chocolate. The REALLY important thing, though, is getting the wrapper off in one piece. That's the important part. You have to carefully unpick the seam and kind of roll it out into your hand, and oh God SO SATISFYING when you do it right<3

Additionally, I think of this comic every time I eat one. Every. Freaking. Time.

...it increases the joy of the experience exponentially<3

The best chocolate bar I've ever eaten.

myeerah wrote:

The best chocolate bar I've ever eaten.

Myeerah, if you can ever find it, have some of the Maya Gold. It's that chocolate but with spicy orange flavour. It is like heaven.

If someone tries to take away my fudge bars, I will not be a happy cow.
I will be a fucking mad cow is what I'll be.

Fuck you Kraft.

Jay/Cris wrote:

saeku wrote:

Godiva > British Cadbury's > Hershey's > Feces > American Cadbury's

Milka > all o'this.

*goes off to be foreign somewhere else*

Milka? I wouldn't even call that chocolate. There's almost none in it.

Lindt is alright, but I'd pick Cardburys instead if it wasn't so freaking expensive.

Same goes for this:
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Why is it everyone seems to love chocolate from somewhere else that's hard to get?
(Alright - Marabou Daim ist just your nearest IKEA away - but where will I get a Curly Wurly? CauseIlovethemthereIsaidittoo).

Ferrero Rondnoir > all else.

Suck it.

Jay/Cris wrote:

saeku wrote:

Godiva > British Cadbury's > Hershey's > Feces > American Cadbury's

Milka > all o'this.

*goes off to be foreign somewhere else*

ZoZo wrote:

Oh my God yes. I must remember to stock up when I'm on your foreign shores.

They sell Milka in Waitrose. Lindt too. I've seen it in Petrol Stations.

GREEN AND BLACKS FUCK YEAH

Also Guylian om nom

Green and Blacks. If I want real British chocolate, it's Green and Blacks all the way.

As for real U.S. chocolate, Scharffen Burger, Seattle Chocolates, Moonstruck......

That Hershey stuff? Hey, we inherited our taste for crappy "vegolate" from somewhere.

FUCK YOU AMERICAN CORPORATION AND YOUR SHITTY SHITTY CHOCOLATE

Butlers chocolates are fucking delicious. So's Lindt.

GODIVA AND SEE"S CANDY! ALL OF YOUR OPINIONS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

(Except for Green & Blacks, stuff is badass)

Lindt sucks.

Lapin wrote:

GODIVA AND SEE"S CANDY! ALL OF YOUR OPINIONS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

(Except for Green & Blacks, stuff is badass)

Lindt sucks.

And Ghirardehlli.

See's is tasty and manned by the most polite old ladies you'll ever meet.

om nom nom free samples

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS A CURLY WURLY! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

EileenK98 wrote:

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS A CURLY WURLY! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

A Marathon Bar to us yanks.

Mafiosa wrote:

EileenK98 wrote:

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS A CURLY WURLY! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

A Marathon Bar to us yanks.

Wait, isn't that a Snickers?

ZoZo wrote:

So, how does everyone eat their Creme Eggs? Me, I can only do it alone as it involves a lot of filthy tongue action.

Lots of tongue and sucking, normally by the end I'm dealing with a simple chocolate shell which i finally bite down on.

Ritter, Guylian, Laura Secord...

Also, I live in a town with three independent chocolate makers who are all excellent. I'll take local chocolate over brand chocolate any day.

Mafiosa wrote:

EileenK98 wrote:

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS A CURLY WURLY! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

A Marathon Bar to us yanks.

No. A Curly-Wurly is like several strips of toffee, flattened out and crossing over each other at intervals, and then covered in chocolate. A Marathon, assuming you mean the bar with nougat, caramel and peanuts, is called a Snickers here, and is currently being advertised by Mr. T under the borderline sexist slogan, "GET SOME NUTS!"

Cyberwulf wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

EileenK98 wrote:

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS A CURLY WURLY! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

A Marathon Bar to us yanks.

No. A Curly-Wurly is like several strips of toffee, flattened out and crossing over each other at intervals, and then covered in chocolate. A Marathon, assuming you mean the bar with nougat, caramel and peanuts, is called a Snickers here, and is currently being advertised by Mr. T under the borderline sexist slogan, "GET SOME NUTS!"

Google lied to me!

But we call Snickers Snickers here too.