Americans Steal the Curly Wurly

Big evil American corporation Craft buy out English stalwart Cadbury.

And apparently, under performing brands like the Curly Wurly and Fudge are for the chop.

Can I just be the first to say, fuck you Corporate America. Fuck. You.

No! Not the Curly Wurly!

Somath Cegem wrote:

Fudge [is] for the chop.

Spoiler:

EDIT: I'm gonna buy a million fudges to counteract this come on guys

It's "Kraft" and you will respect their macaroni empire. A million college students depend on Kraft's cheesiness to supply them with nutrients.

p.s. cadbury eggs are shit there I said it

Mafiosa wrote:

It's "Kraft" and you will respect their macaroni empire. A million college students depend on Kraft's cheesiness to supply them with nutrients.

Kraft? Why buy Kraft when Kroger mac and cheese is only 35c a box? Kraft is for those snooty rich college students.

Mafiosa wrote:

It's "Kraft" and you will respect their macaroni empire. A million college students...

Times...oh, six or eight or ten or so.

Nihilist wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

It's "Kraft" and you will respect their macaroni empire. A million college students depend on Kraft's cheesiness to supply them with nutrients.

Kraft? Why buy Kraft when Kroger mac and cheese is only 35c a box? Kraft is for those snooty rich college students.

Last time I bought Krogers, the cheese didn't properly mix so I had chunks of cheese powder. Very unpleasant.

AWAY WITH YE, PEASANT. I HAVE BRAND NAME FOOD TO PURCHASE

Mafiosa wrote:

Last time I bought Krogers, the cheese didn't properly mix so I had chunks of cheese powder. Very unpleasant.

It's finicky, also you can't leave it on the stove as long as Kraft or else you end up with pasta mush. But hell, food's food.
This is better anyway:

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8 for $1, fuck yeah.

Nihilist wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Last time I bought Krogers, the cheese didn't properly mix so I had chunks of cheese powder. Very unpleasant.

It's finicky, also you can't leave it on the stove as long as Kraft or else you end up with pasta mush. But hell, food's food.
This is better anyway:

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8 for $1, fuck yeah.

Beef flavor is my favorite! I eat too much Ramen.

NOOO, NOT THE CURLY WURLY! D: Cadbury is main chocolate brand over here - I wonder if this will affect us? Because damn, I love the Curly Wurly.

Mafiosa wrote:

Nihilist wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Last time I bought Krogers, the cheese didn't properly mix so I had chunks of cheese powder. Very unpleasant.

It's finicky, also you can't leave it on the stove as long as Kraft or else you end up with pasta mush. But hell, food's food.
This is better anyway:

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8 for $1, fuck yeah.

Beef flavor is my favorite! I eat too much Ramen.

Hells yeah, I eat a ton of those.

But... "Oriental Flavor"? What? I've been eating this brand all my life but I've never, ever seen "Oriental Flavor" in any grocery store I've ever been to - just Chicken, Beef, and if I'm lucky, Shrimp. What sort of assfuckery is this? I want to taste this "Oriental Flavor"!

How have you never seen Oriental Darth? It is awesome.

...I hate Cadbury. No, really, I do. Really, their chocolate sucks.

See's Candy and Godiva now, they're awesome.

EDIT: I was getting their chocolate eggs mized up with different ones. I hate Cadbury eggs too.

Mafiosa wrote:

. cadbury eggs are shit there I said it

Lapin wrote:

I hate Cadbury eggs too.

Your names will be first on the list!

Somath Cegem wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

. cadbury eggs are shit there I said it

Lapin wrote:

I hate Cadbury eggs too.

Your names will be first on the list!

Your candy suuuucccckkkkkssss.

Somath Cegem wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

. cadbury eggs are shit there I said it

Lapin wrote:

I hate Cadbury eggs too.

Your names will be first on the list!

OH BOY A LOOGIE COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

I FUCKING CUT MY TEETH ON CURLY WHIRLYS AND FUDGES

THIS SHALL NOT STAND




ETA: American chocolate a) tastes like greasy wood and b) seems to kill the tastebuds of all those brought up eating it. THEREISAIDIT

Godiva > British Cadbury's > Hershey's > Feces > American Cadbury's

How on earth can y'all stand to eat American ramen? This is food of the gods.

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Seriously, it's so much better.

Yes, I am finicky about ramen noodles. Why do you ask? Is that weird or something?

KelinciHutan wrote:

How on earth can y'all stand to eat American ramen? This is food of the gods.

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Seriously, it's so much better.

I have never seen that packaging before in my life.

Nihilist wrote:

KelinciHutan wrote:

How on earth can y'all stand to eat American ramen? This is food of the gods.

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Seriously, it's so much better.

I have never seen that packaging before in my life.

Seconded, what the hell is that.

It is proper, better tasting, incredibly wonderful Asian ramen. Their slogan is cheesy, but it sums it up. "IndoMie. I love IndoMie!"

BUT IS IT 8 FOR $1

When did Ramen go up to 8 for a $1? I remember when you could get 10 or more for a dollar.
It's great if you add the plain noodles to chili. Good stuff.

Mafiosa wrote:

p.s. cadbury eggs are shit there I said it

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Pfft, so much for any talk of them respecting Cadbury's heritage. The article mentions that Wispa was brought back after a campaign, but with the company's owners now on the other side of the Atlantic I doubt that'll ever happen again.

I'd rather buy Lindt's. At least they're legitimately foreign.