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 "Happy Holidays. Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!"

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Spotts1701
Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
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Spotts1701


Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 44
Location : New Vertiform City

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PostSubject: "Happy Holidays. Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!"   "Happy Holidays.  Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!" EmptyFri Jan 01, 2010 3:15 pm

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Newberry County deputies are looking for three men who held up a store clerk and her pregnant friend.

The clerk did all she could to stop the robbers, and you won't believe what they said to her as they left the store.

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Despite Stephanie's efforts, deputies say the robbers got away with $500 worth of goods, including about $300 in cash.

When the robbers took off, they didn't forget to leave a little holiday cheer behind.

"They came around the counter, one of them said happy holidays and they ran out of the door," said Stephanie.

Yes, because nothing says holiday cheer like sticking a gun in someone's face and emptying the till.

At least nobody got hurt - that's the good part.
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Thanos6
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Join date : 2009-06-10

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PostSubject: Re: "Happy Holidays. Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!"   "Happy Holidays.  Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!" EmptyFri Jan 01, 2010 4:02 pm

Hey, that's where I live! The initial carjacking happened a block from my apartment, though I wasn't there at the time.
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Lysander
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Join date : 2009-06-10

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PostSubject: Re: "Happy Holidays. Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!"   "Happy Holidays.  Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!" EmptyFri Jan 01, 2010 4:16 pm

Spotts1701 wrote:
"They came around the counter, one of them said happy holidays and they ran out of the door," said Stephanie.

WAR ON CHRISTMAS!
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Thanos6
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Join date : 2009-06-10

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PostSubject: Re: "Happy Holidays. Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!"   "Happy Holidays.  Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!" EmptyFri Jan 01, 2010 4:43 pm

Also, Spotts, just curious; where'd you find this link? You in SC, too?
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Spotts1701
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Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 44
Location : New Vertiform City

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PostSubject: Re: "Happy Holidays. Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!"   "Happy Holidays.  Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!" EmptyFri Jan 01, 2010 5:22 pm

Thanos6 wrote:
Also, Spotts, just curious; where'd you find this link? You in SC, too?

Nah, got it from CNN.
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Penguin
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Join date : 2009-07-18
Location : Wild Gray Yonder

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PostSubject: Re: "Happy Holidays. Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!"   "Happy Holidays.  Now hand over the cash or I blow your head off!" EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 7:24 am

I have nothing but the utmost respect for a violent criminal who respects the fact that not everyone celebrates the same holidays as he.
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