First "Fuck My Life", then "My Life Is Average", now: "It Made My Day"

Remember that thread we had about the site Fuck My Life? It features such gems as

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

And then there was My Life Is Average, with anti-gems such as

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I recently got an iPhone. It has a function that allows you to search for and save locations for which you will frequently check the weather. It is currently 54 degrees in Narnia. MLIA

And now I give you It Made My Day! My favorite so far:

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I was walking my dog when a purse snatcher ran past me and stole the poop bag. IMMD.

grmblfjx wrote:

And now I give you It Made My Day! My favorite so far:

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I was walking my dog when a purse snatcher ran past me and stole the poop bag. IMMD.

I've seen this site before, and it never fails to amuse.

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I overheard my sister tell my 1 yr old niece that if she didn’t learn to stop biting people she’d only have online friends. IMMD.

Heh.

This site made my day.

I giggle.

What about Gives Me Hope?

Aggie wrote:

What about Gives Me Hope?

I love this quote. It sounds like something right out of a shojo manga.

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I suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder and often have flashbacks. My best friend was with me when I was having a bad one. After I kept apologizing to him, he held me and told me "If I can't handle your past, I'm not worthy of your present or your future." He stayed up with me all night. His love GMH.

Aggie wrote:

What about Gives Me Hope?

Yeah, thanks. I only read about 30 pages and ended up going to bed at 6am. >_>

I got sucked into IMMD pretty bad, and then I got myself out when I came across sexism complete with "It's just a joke! God you women are so sensitive!" and "I'm a girl and I laughed so it's okay!"

>:/