Yes, you read the subject line correctly. I introduce you to this fic's OTP:
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- BtVS/DBZ crossover
Pairing: Vegeta/Xander
Warnings: Yaoi/AU/MPREG
+Unknown to Xander he is a Saiyan and as every Saiyan does... he goes into heat sometime after he finds out he is adopted.
Need I point out that, even though both are fictional characters, one is animated and one is not? Which would the children be? "A fish can love a bird...."
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- "WE DID! BU-BUT! HE NEEDS TO KNOW! I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE NOTICING HOW
DIFFERENT HE'S BECOMING! HE'S GOING TO ASK QUESTIONS SOON!" His mother
yelled with slight tears in her eyes.
"He's pissing on the walls to mark his territory and humping legs. I don't think he's going to tell us that he's gay."
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- "XANDER IS NOT A FREAK! HE'S OUR SOON!"
Does that mean the shouting man is his later?
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- His eyes narrowed in determination as he sat down at his computer. "Time to hack and find out some of my past..."
After constructing a chain of proxy servers to mask his true IP address, he used a PHP exploit and John The Ripper to gain root access and chmod
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] where his parents had been foolish enough to hide the records of his birth and/or discovery. Hacking is only plausible in some situations, m'kay?
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- "Xander!" Everyone shouted as they rushed to him. Willy gasped when she
touched his skin. Xander slowly drifted off into darkness.
"OMG! HE'S BURNING UP!"___________________
"Oh-Em-Gee! His power level is over NINE THOUSAND!"For reference, Willy was the male demon bartender at the Bronze. Not only is the author forgetting to insert words like "fell", she's also forgetting genders...
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- _______XANDER'S POV_________
"Where am I?" I wondered out loud as I woke it.
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"Mate?" I repeated in confusion. I then felt something warm touch me. I jumped and looked around.
"...do not run mate...I am your dom...tell me where you are..." The voice told me as I felt the warmth again. I stiffed in fear.
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"..." The man didn't answer Xander, he only pulled him close and sniffed and licked his neck. Xander blushed brightly as the man continued to lick and bite his neck. He blushed even brighter when the man started purring and his lips travled towards his face. Just when the man's lips were about to touch Xander's mouth, Xander pulled away, surprising the man.
If you had fainted while waking it with random men whose appendages were warm and touching you, calling themselves "your dom" and biting you, I don't think you'd find it erotic either.
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- "..." Xander froze when he looked up and into Xander's eyes. Xander
felt loss as he gazed into the man's eyes. "Your
eyes...they're...beautiful...but sad..."
"Like yours..." The man replied. "Let me fill the void..."
I'll bet he'd like to fill your void.
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- Xander yepped wide awake. He sat up and looked around. "Yeah, Xan-man is okay!"
He's yepping and referring to himself in the third person. I think you should take that as your cue that he's, in fact, not OK.
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- "I heard that you have a fever...this should help..." Xander's mother
said as she came in the room. Xander quickly covered up the hicky. He
grimaced when he saw the liquid medicine.
"M~om!" Xander whined as he ran to his bed and slide the covers over his head. His mother sat down and rolled her eyes.
The story explicitly mentions he's lost the eye, which would put him about the end of Season 7 and make him 22. This just makes him pathetic.
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- "Frank!" Xander's mother shouted to his father. "Call the ambulance! Xander's tempature reads 110!"
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"We're doing everything we can to cool him down." The doctor explained
to Xander's parents. "However, no matter what we do...he does not cool
down. If anything his fever rose to 120.
For those on the metric scale, that's 43.5C and 49C. For the rest of you, that's dead and edging towards spontaneous combustion.
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- "There's nothing you can do! No medicine! NO treatment! NO NOTHING!"
His father shouted at the doctor, who looked down guilty and sad.
"Again...I'm sorry!" With that sad, the doctor walked away.
"NO! NOT MY XAN-BABY!" His mother shouted while trying to bury herself deeper into her husband's arms.
Were these the same parents that, in the series, were drunkenly beating him and never around? You know, the ones that formed his personality?
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- Vegeta snapped at Goku as he walked towards an unwared Xander's bed.
He's unwared? They bought him a legitimate software key?
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- Vegeta rolled his eyes as he slowly unhooked Xander and picked him up bridle style.
He picked him up bridle-style? I think there should have been a pony-play warning in the summary.
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- "Who are you!?" I shouted in confusion, fear, and anger. He stopped
laughing and looked me up and down lustfully. I blushed brightly as I
quickly bent down and pulled sheets up to cover me. "YOU PERVERT! WHY
THE HELL AM I NAKED!?"
"Calm down." He told me, which caused me to huff in defience. I don't
care how good looking, hott, sexy...mmm...OMG! He stood up and has no
clothes on! I quickly turned around.
The author has now just switched from third-person past-tense to first-person masturbatory-tense.
Apparently the story isn't finished yet, as the MPREG hasn't been added - thankfully.
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