Officer jerks off to child porn in Evidence Room.

Delcat wrote:

Seiran wrote:

Delcat wrote:

Seiran, you are not good enough for us, this forum is not for you, and I shudder to think of the poison womb that spawned someone as insipid as you ever squeezing out another useless spawn.

I'M TELLING MOM.

OW OW OW STOP HITTING ME MOOOOOOM MEGAN IS HITTING ME

p.s. have you seen my iPod? I think I left it in your room while you were playing Sims 3 on my computer last night, can you check?

p.p.s. seeing how closely people pay attention is fun

My eyes glaze over when I read the joint snarks. I wait for the solo stuff.

Prefer to see sisters doin' it for themselves, eh?

Aw. I was hoping someone would put out the theory that I was a sock
puppet of Del's, because then I could have posted baby photos to prove
them wrong. (I'm not entirely sure how this would have proved them wrong, but this is very much beside the point.)

Why did this happen while I was trying to figure out my tablet? I missed some fun again.

Lapin wrote:

Rabid Badger wrote:

Dammit, I miss all the good stuff

Note to self: Watch threads you do not post in. You never know when wank is going to occur.

Don't be sad, I missed the fun too. Although I did come in right at the reveal, which was pretty hilarious.

Thing is, if I'd come in before, I would've known what was going on, because I know Serian is Del's sister. So I would've just kept my mouth shut and LOLed silently while everyone else went batshit.