Officer jerks off to child porn in Evidence Room.

Yeah, I just came back to read this topic and there's no way that's Delcat. Because even if she did decide to be that mean her insults would be funnier.

This thread is so wonderful, I hope it never ends

Bamshalam wrote:

This thread is so wonderful, I hope it never ends

It never will, if you keep posting in it.

Seiran wrote:

Delcat wrote:

Seiran, you are not good enough for us, this forum is not for you, and I shudder to think of the poison womb that spawned someone as insipid as you ever squeezing out another useless spawn.

I'M TELLING MOM.

Ah, it all makes sense now

Sloth wrote:

Bamshalam wrote:

This thread is so wonderful, I hope it never ends

It never will, if you keep posting in it.

Sweet, now I have something to do today.

Miss Prince wrote:

Seiran wrote:

Delcat wrote:

Seiran, you are not good enough for us, this forum is not for you, and I shudder to think of the poison womb that spawned someone as insipid as you ever squeezing out another useless spawn.

I'M TELLING MOM.

Ah, it all makes sense now

NOW I GET IT!

Narwhal wrote:

Miss Prince wrote:

Seiran wrote:

Delcat wrote:

Seiran, you are not good enough for us, this forum is not for you, and I shudder to think of the poison womb that spawned someone as insipid as you ever squeezing out another useless spawn.

I'M TELLING MOM.

Ah, it all makes sense now

NOW I GET IT!

This smiley and the arms-crossing one make EVERYTHING funnier. Everything.

Spoiler:

DELCAT YOU ARE A HEARTLESS MONSTER. HOW COULD YOU?

Bamshalam wrote:

Sloth wrote:

Bamshalam wrote:

This thread is so wonderful, I hope it never ends

It never will, if you keep posting in it.

Sweet, now I have something to do today.

All day, every day. :headshot:

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

Spoiler:

DELCAT YOU ARE A HEARTLESS MONSTER. HOW COULD YOU?

It was funnier knowing that information personally and just sitting back to laugh at this thread.

*fucks Nihilist*

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

Spoiler:

DELCAT YOU ARE A HEARTLESS MONSTER. HOW COULD YOU?

Way to fucking ruin the joke. Oh, and you forgot to slap "/sarcasm" on the end of that.

Everyone on the Internet is the next Oscar Wilde.

Seiran wrote:

Delcat wrote:

Seiran, you are not good enough for us, this forum is not for you, and I shudder to think of the poison womb that spawned someone as insipid as you ever squeezing out another useless spawn.

I'M TELLING MOM.

OW OW OW STOP HITTING ME MOOOOOOM MEGAN IS HITTING ME

p.s. have you seen my iPod? I think I left it in your room while you were playing Sims 3 on my computer last night, can you check?

p.p.s. seeing how closely people pay attention is fun

Delcat wrote:

Seiran wrote:

Delcat wrote:

Seiran, you are not good enough for us, this forum is not for you, and I shudder to think of the poison womb that spawned someone as insipid as you ever squeezing out another useless spawn.

I'M TELLING MOM.

OW OW OW STOP HITTING ME MOOOOOOM MEGAN IS HITTING ME

p.s. have you seen my iPod? I think I left it in your room while you were playing Sims 3 on my computer last night, can you check?

p.p.s. seeing how closely people pay attention is fun

lol the people that jumped all over you

Love ya, Del.

I'd fail less the moment I'll have more time to read sporkings on this board.

Somehow, however, despite failing so hard, I feel a lot better now.

Mafiosa wrote:

lol the people that jumped all over you

Love ya, Del.

What about the frickin' morons who thought her account was hacked?

Dammit, I miss all the good stuff

Note to self: Watch threads you do not post in. You never know when wank is going to occur.

Sloth wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

lol the people that jumped all over you

Love ya, Del.

What about the frickin' morons who thought her account was hacked?

ohyou.jpg

Snake Bandage wrote:

I'd fail less the moment I'll have more time to read sporkings on this board.

Somehow, however, despite failing so hard, I feel a lot better now.

*also admits failure*

LOL, sorry, Del.

Rabid Badger wrote:

Dammit, I miss all the good stuff

Note to self: Watch threads you do not post in. You never know when wank is going to occur.

Don't be sad, I missed the fun too. Although I did come in right at the reveal, which was pretty hilarious.

Snake Bandage wrote:

I'd fail less the moment I'll have more time to read sporkings on this board.

Somehow, however, despite failing so hard, I feel a lot better now.

Malganis wrote:

*also admits failure*

LOL, sorry, Del.

SONS I AM DISAPPOINT [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

seriously, no one should be feeling bad about this but me |D

THANK YOU FOLKS WE'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK

Delcat wrote:

THANK YOU FOLKS WE'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK

I was hoping that you would be here for more than a week.

Well, you know, probably a day off for Thanksgiving. Union thing.

Delcat wrote:

seriously, no one should be feeling bad about this but me |D

Why? Got sent to bed without dessert?