Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: NYPD officer arrested for giving everyone an excuse to spout tired Silence of the Lambs quotes Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:04 am | |
| It's been a rough... well, any time in recent memory for the NYPD. As it turns out, when they're not unloading on dark-skinned people for holding wallets or wildly gunning down bystanders in the pursuit of a murder suspect, it turns out they have to deal with would-be cannibals in the ranks. - Quote :
- NEW YORK (WABC) -- An NYPD officer was charged in a bizarre plan to kidnap his girlfriend, and possibly up to 100 other women, and cook them.
Officer Gilberto Valle has been an NYPD officer for 6 years. Ah, the dreaded six-year mark. That's when they turn. - Quote :
- Prosecutors say he illegally accessed a federal database to create a profile of 100 potential victims.
They say he then planned to sell the information and for $5000, use chloroform to help like-minded buyers kidnap women for themselves. Sounds like he had ambitions of starting a cannibal fast-food chain. - Quote :
- "It is going to be so hard to restrain myself when I knock her out, but I am aspiring to be a professional kidnapper and that's business. But I will really get off on knocking her out, tying up her hands and bare feet and gagging her. Then she will be stuffed into a large piece of luggage and wheeled out to my van."
Further proof that no single men should be allowed to privately own vans. - Quote :
- He had numerous discussions regarding bizarre behavior, but never went through with any of his plans, according to officials.
Which means his inevitable sentence will be comparatively short. | |
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GamemasterAnthony Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 49 Location : Minneapolis, MN, Real-Earth
| Subject: Re: NYPD officer arrested for giving everyone an excuse to spout tired Silence of the Lambs quotes Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:59 am | |
| I read about this in the Star Tribune, one of our local papers.
I picture straight jackets and men in white coats in his future. | |
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bleachedblackcat Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
| Subject: Re: NYPD officer arrested for giving everyone an excuse to spout tired Silence of the Lambs quotes Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:34 pm | |
| Well, he has ambition, I'll give him that. | |
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Disco Stu Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-10-22 Age : 40
| Subject: Re: NYPD officer arrested for giving everyone an excuse to spout tired Silence of the Lambs quotes Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:45 pm | |
| Would you like Fava beans with that? Large chianti? Would you like to try our eyeball cakes? At least we are honest about where our food comes from holy shit | |
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ZOOLANDER Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2010-10-21 Age : 38
| Subject: Re: NYPD officer arrested for giving everyone an excuse to spout tired Silence of the Lambs quotes Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:41 am | |
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