Women's bodies can naturally prevent pregnancy from rape

Blow me, cuntface.

now that might seem like a crass, witless insult but it isn't

it is in fact a heartfelt plea for a man with a face resembling a vagina to put hoofboy's penis in his mouth as it is the closest he will ever get to intercourse with a real woman

xerrofoot wrote:

oh gods shut up already

enough with the horse fucking bullshit, my schtick is raping women, not bestiality

I'm not seeing why I should care about that to be honest.




And by the way, you still fuck foals.

Just in case you forgot.

Xero wrote:

oh gods shut up already

enough with the horse fucking bullshit, my schtick is raping women, not bestiality

1.) Don't you mean "oh Goddess"?
2.) You said the word "clop" in reference to bestiality. Your gimmick includes bestiality.

Cyberwulf wrote:

now that might seem like a crass, witless insult but it isn't

it is in fact a heartfelt plea for a man with a face resembling a vagina to put hoofboy's penis in his mouth as it is the closest he will ever get to intercourse with a real woman

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xerrofoot wrote:

enough with the horse fucking bullshit, my schtick is raping women, not bestiality

Why am I not surprised?

Rape Whore wrote:

now that might seem like a crass, witless insult but it isn't

it is in fact a heartfelt plea for a man with a face resembling a vagina to put hoofboy's penis in his mouth as it is the closest he will ever get to intercourse with a real woman

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

1.) Don't you mean "oh Goddess"?
2.) You said the word "clop" in reference to bestiality. Your gimmick includes bestiality.

1.) Since I have more than one Goddess and God to choose from, "gods" will do fine. Polytheism: Serving humanity's needs since time immemorial.
2.) I said "clop" to illustrate the unsavoury side of My Little Pony fandom, not to indicate that I partake in it.

Lady Anne wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

enough with the horse fucking bullshit, my schtick is raping women, not bestiality

Why am I not surprised?

BECAUSE IT WAS MY SCHTICK THE MOMENT I CAME HERE, THAT'S WHY

After I'm done with Cyberwulf, you're next, bitch. Make sure you wear perfume and style your hair for me.

Can we just ban this guy already?

He's like Chris, only his cycle of wank resets once a week rather than once a month.

And you're like Fluttershy, minus everything that makes her endearing. You don't have anything resembling a spine, guts, balls, or any other body part traditionally associated with courage.

foalfucker wrote:

You don't have anything resembling a spine, guts, balls, or any other body part traditionally associated with courage.

Did you hear that Doobie?

You're a coward. A permanently damaging put down, no?

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Can we just ban this guy already?

He's like Chris, only his cycle of wank resets once a week rather than once a month.

Every time I see one of his posts I can't help but picture a lone teenager, squatting in a chair in a barely-lit room, flies buzzing over discarded pizza boxes, his only contact with actual people a near-dead internet forum consisting mostly of 20-30 odd people occasionally bitching at eachother. With one hand despondently dragging a worn plastic My Little Pony across his red-raw cock, the other pointing at his cum-stained monitor muttering to himself: "I'm gonna rape you, then I'm gonna rape you, then I'm gonna rape you"...

Banning him seems kinda cruel. We're the only people who'll talk to him.

xerrofoot wrote:

And you're like Fluttershy, minus everything that makes her endearing. You don't have anything resembling a spine, guts, balls, or any other body part traditionally associated with courage.

YOU SIR HAVE INSULTED MY HONOR. I SHALL NOT HAVE SOME HEARTLESS KNAVE BESOIL THE PROUD NAME OF DOOBIE ON THE INTERNET! I CHALLENGE THEE TO AN HONOR DUEL!

HAVE AT YOU SIR!

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Every time I see one of his posts I can't help but picture a lone teenager, squatting in a chair in a barely-lit room, flies buzzing over discarded pizza boxes, his only contact with actual people a near-dead internet forum consisting mostly of 20-30 odd people occasionally bitching at eachother. With one hand despondently dragging a worn plastic My Little Pony across his red-raw cock, the other pointing at his cum-stained monitor muttering to himself: "I'm gonna rape you, then I'm gonna rape you, then I'm gonna rape you"...

.... stop it you're scaring me...

WD40 wrote:

a near-dead internet forum

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

I came here because a friend posts here, but I stayed because I can't stop looking at this self-perpetuating hatred machine you folks have going on.

Oh foalfucker you really think you could even get close

i'd smell the stink of horseshit and paedophilia a mile away

ps rape whore will never be a thing

Hawaiian Shirt wrote:

I came here because a friend posts here, but I stayed because I can't stop looking at this self-perpetuating hatred machine you folks have going on.

Yeah.

We are pretty good at being assholes.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Hawaiian Shirt wrote:

I came here because a friend posts here, but I stayed because I can't stop looking at this self-perpetuating hatred machine you folks have going on.

Yeah.

We are pretty good at being assholes.

Some of us, anyway. I'm pretty harmless. And practically perfect in every way.

Posting in a Foalfucker thread.

When are we going to get rid of him? He's getting incredibly boring.

Cyberwulf wrote:

ps rape whore will never be a thing

He hasn't even got the mental faculties to be consistent about it. It was supposed to be 'Rapeslut' that he wanted everyone to call you.

WD40 wrote:

Banning him seems kinda cruel. We're the only people who'll talk to him.

I think the main reason is that being boring isn't really a bannable offence around here, especially since boring is in the eye of the beholder.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

.... stop it you're scaring me...

You know what's rreally scary?

I have a messy flat. AND I'M 27.

grmblfjx wrote:

WD40 wrote:

a near-dead internet forum

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

*point and laugh*

Hawaiian Shirt wrote:

I came here because a friend posts here, but I stayed because I can't stop looking at this self-perpetuating hatred machine you folks have going on.

Yeah, it's like a train wreck, isn't it?

Cyberwulf wrote:

Oh foalfucker you really think you could even get close

i'd smell the stink of horseshit and paedophilia a mile away

ps rape whore will never be a thing

I'll be on you before you can say "GARDAÍ!". Also, rape whore will so be a thing because rape culture rape culture rape culture.

xerrofoot wrote:

I have a messy flat.

Nobody asked you for your dickname

xerrofoot wrote:

Hawaiian Shirt wrote:

I came here because a friend posts here, but I stayed because I can't stop looking at this self-perpetuating hatred machine you folks have going on.

Yeah, it's like a train wreck, isn't it?

That's like a massive pile-up on the interstate calling a train wreck messy. You should really learn how to Irony.

WD40 wrote:

With one hand despondently dragging a worn plastic My Little Pony across his red-raw cock,

You forgot to mention a My Little Pony fleshlight. Surely he has one of those.

Jay/Cris wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

Hawaiian Shirt wrote:

I came here because a friend posts here, but I stayed because I can't stop looking at this self-perpetuating hatred machine you folks have going on.

Yeah, it's like a train wreck, isn't it?

That's like a massive pile-up on the interstate calling a train wreck messy. You should really learn how to Irony.

This is a train wreck involving toxic waste, nuclear fuel, medical radio-isotopes and crude oil. MESSY AS HELL.

theweirdkind wrote:

WD40 wrote:

With one hand despondently dragging a worn plastic My Little Pony across his red-raw cock,

You forgot to mention a My Little Pony fleshlight. Surely he has one of those.

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WD40 wrote:

Every time I see one of his posts I can't help but picture a lone teenager, squatting in a chair in a barely-lit room, flies buzzing over discarded pizza boxes, his only contact with actual people a near-dead internet forum consisting mostly of 20-30 odd people occasionally bitching at eachother. With one hand despondently dragging a worn plastic My Little Pony across his red-raw cock, the other pointing at his cum-stained monitor muttering to himself: "I'm gonna rape you, then I'm gonna rape you, then I'm gonna rape you"...

I'm pretty sure that WD40's above description xerrofoalfucker is amazingly accurate.