Boy killed for walking while black

Chris91 wrote:

Jay/Cris wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

finally back on topic are we you two lovebirds?

Lovebirds? Get real. If Mikey and I were in the same room right now we'd be trying to beat each other to death with the nearest convenient blunt instruments.

I.e.: your penises.

You're sick, Jay.

It was only an illness in the sixties. Nowadays, it's more an aberration or a lifestyle choice, love. Homophobia, sadly, isn't en vogue anymore.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

So Chris, do you keep getting asspained because you want me to take a break from the Knorg/Ian and write a third part to Chrikey? I have a pretty graphic imagination, y'know. And I know you're a dirty boy, Chris.

I mean, you seem to enjoy abuse... masochistic fantasies that Eileen doesn't indulge?

Yes, but you must make it graphic as all get out.

Also, Eileen was dating Chris? When'd this happen?

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Scram, Stoneman, Gumball is doing just fine.

#1 - Why did you ask Chris to come up with a nickname for me when you have one of your own?

#2 - We can write in two different realities. I'm willing to bet grmble wasn't taking this to the scummy Wugwuh bathroom for wild and wet S&M fun.

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Also, Eileen was dating Chris? When'd this happen?

They're a match made in heaven. They're both as boring as dirt, and Eileen seems like the only creature with a pulse willing to put up with Chris's bullshit.

Eileen's really nice though, she deserves better. Wouldn't you agree Chris? And this would leave you open to pursue a relationship with someone who will pee in your mouth and call you Dirty Vicky! Whaddaya say?

EDIT: BECAUSE MIKEY CAN YOU START CALLING ME SPOONMAN?

knightwithoutacause wrote:

This case is so fucked up because of the manipulation of the media

Don't forget the part where Zimmerman put up a website looking for hugz and money, never once mentioning his victim, or showing any remorse for what he'd done.

Jay/Cris wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

finally back on topic are we you two lovebirds?

Lovebirds? Get real. If Mikey and I were in the same room right now we'd be trying to beat each other to death with the nearest convenient blunt instruments.

I.e.: your penises.

OMG I laughed so hard at this. XD

Mr.Doobie wrote:

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Also, Eileen was dating Chris? When'd this happen?

They're a match made in heaven. They're both as boring as dirt, and Eileen seems like the only creature with a pulse willing to put up with Chris's bullshit.

Eileen's really nice though, she deserves better. Wouldn't you agree Chris?

Go to hell, Doobie.

Maximilia wrote:

Jay/Cris wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

finally back on topic are we you two lovebirds?

Lovebirds? Get real. If Mikey and I were in the same room right now we'd be trying to beat each other to death with the nearest convenient blunt instruments.

I.e.: your penises.

OMG I laughed so hard at this. XD

Then you deserve to get AIDS.

You do know about, like, multiquote and the edit button and stuff, right? Because there is no real reason to make 3 posts all in a row like that.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Scram, Stoneman, Gumball is doing just fine.

Gumball's an asshole.

Cyberwulf wrote:

yes chris yes

derail as many threads as possible fighting with mickey

then your ass will get banned and we shall all fall upon each other like a pack of ferengi

Reidmar wrote:

PSSSH, we all KNOW chrissy-chan will come back to suck mikey off start fights with mikey and defend his e-honor.

WHAT PART OF "IT'S ALL MIKEY'S FAULT" DO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS NOT GET?!

Cyberwulf wrote:

knightwithoutacause wrote:

This case is so fucked up because of the manipulation of the media

Don't forget the part where Zimmerman put up a website looking for hugz and money, never once mentioning his victim, or showing any remorse for what he'd done.

Until today, when he took the stand at his bond hearing and apologized to Travon's family, who were in attendance.

The prosecutor called bullshit on this like they were in a Law & Order episode.

Freezer wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

knightwithoutacause wrote:

This case is so fucked up because of the manipulation of the media

Don't forget the part where Zimmerman put up a website looking for hugz and money, never once mentioning his victim, or showing any remorse for what he'd done.

Until today, when he took the stand at his bond hearing and apologized to Travon's family, who were in attendance.

The prosecutor called bullshit on this like they were in a Law & Order episode.

Yup... Zimmerman ONLY apologized at his hearing... yeah, he's fucked.

Also, Chris and mikey, sittin in a tree, F-U-C-... wait, what comes after C Oh well, I-N-G

Zimmerman at his bail hearing:

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“I wanted to say I am sorry for the loss of your son,” Zimmerman said. “I did not know how old he was. I thought he was a little bit younger than I am. And I did not know if he was armed or not.”

Zimmerman on his 911 recording:

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Dispatcher: "How old would you say he looks?"
Zimmerman: "He's got a button on his shirt, late teens".

A decade could mean "a little younger" to anyone past 50, but to someone who isn't even 30 yet? Right, his apology was truthful and not self-serving at all.

Chris91 wrote:

OH YES DOOBIE PEE IN MY MOUTH AND CALL ME DIRTY VICKY!

Whoa there, man. Keep it in your pants, at least until we get somewhere more private, yes?

Yes, I'll let you be a part of my wonderful S&M harem. But I gotta warn you, people enter my dungeon mere boys, but they leave men. I'm a gypsy, the Acid Queen. Get ready for an intoxicating lifestyle of mind altering chemicals and life altering sex.

But you're going to have to work off the flab, I'm the kind that likes a deltoid and a tricep. A hot groin and a bicep. I'm a muscle fan.

Ooooo, maybe if I get two more members we can put on a drag show! What do you think, Ian? You may speak your mind, slave...

Eeveegou wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Then you deserve to get AIDS.

Look, honey, I've tried to be nice to these *ahem* people, but they just spit in my face.

Aggie wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Then you deserve to get AIDS.

If everyone did have AIDS, sociopaths like you wouldn't be walking around.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Gumball wrote:

All of Chrikey Pt 1

That might be the funniest thing I have ever read.

See, people (and especially Chris): That right there is why Mikey is one of my favorite posters- because he flatters me never takes offense to anything, ever. If everyone was like him in that regard, the whole concept of internet drama wouldn't exist.

Chrikey, Pt II wrote:

"(...)you'll give in to me anyway."

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

8.) Of course you will. You always quit. Which is why I never quit. I know I'll win in the end.

OMG I'M FUCKING PSYCHIC

Electron Blue wrote:

anally devastated

...made me laugh.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

write a third part to Chrikey?

omg omg please do. Please please pleeeeeeeeeeease do. I'll come down to the dungeon and... hold your instruments, or something. I dunno. If you get me an anti-contamination suit I might help you clean afterwards?!

e: it doesn't even have to be an alternate reality- I was going to go with a fade-to-black kind of ending; you can just write part three and leave the lights on.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

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Scram, Stoneman, Gumball is doing just fine.

I'm willing to bet grmble wasn't taking this to the scummy Wugwuh bathroom for wild and wet S&M fun.

Yeah, and the fact that it said THE END at the end might have been a clue, but I'm not actually sure Mikey read Pt. II.


Also, I lost the quote along the way, but Mikey claimed my fanfic was mostly about him... and I have to say that's actually true. Chris is so boring, and has been on my ignore list for so long, that I wouldn't even know how to write his character. :/

rachel wrote:

Zimmerman at his bail hearing:

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“I wanted to say I am sorry for the loss of your son,” Zimmerman said. “I did not know how old he was. I thought he was a little bit younger than I am. And I did not know if he was armed or not.”

Zimmerman on his 911 recording:

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Dispatcher: "How old would you say he looks?"
Zimmerman: "He's got a button on his shirt, late teens".

A decade could mean "a little younger" to anyone past 50, but to someone who isn't even 30 yet? Right, his apology was truthful and not self-serving at all.

Actually, teens and 20-somethings don't look that different. When I started working in a high school at age 25, I was frequently mistaken for a student--and on a couple of occasions mistook a student for an adult.

grmblfjx wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Gumball wrote:

All of Chrikey Pt 1

That might be the funniest thing I have ever read.

See, people (and especially Chris): That right there is why I think Mikey is one of my favorite posters- because he flatters me never takes offense to anything, ever. If everyone was like him in that regard, the whole concept of internet drama wouldn't exist.

As if that were even possible.

grmblfjx wrote:

Chrikey, Pt II wrote:

"(...)you'll give in to me anyway."

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

8.) Of course you will. You always quit. Which is why I never quit. I know I'll win in the end.

OMG I'M FUCKING PSYCHIC

More like psychotic.

grmblfjx wrote:

Electron Blue wrote:

anally devastated

...made me laugh.

Which only goes to prove what a piece of sub-human toxic waste you are.

grmblfjx wrote:

Mr.Doobie wrote:

write a third part to Chrikey?

omg omg please do. Please please pleeeeeeeeeeease do. I'll come down to the dungeon and... hold your instruments, or something. I dunno. If you get me an anti-contamination suit I might help you clean afterwards?!

You know you deserve a horribly violent death for saying that, right?

Mr.Doobie wrote:

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Scram, Stoneman, Gumball is doing just fine.

She shouldn't be...by all rights she deserves every possible bit of misery and suffering the world can inflict on her sub-human ass.

grmblfjx wrote:

Also, I lost the quote along the way, but Mikey claimed my fanfic was mostly about him... and I have to say that's actually true. Chris is so boring, and has been on my ignore list for so long, that I wouldn't even know how to write his character. :/

OK, first of all, the story is not in the least bit accurate. Second, you owe me an apology for that "boring" crack. Third, putting me on your ignore list was totally out of line; I'm the injured party here, remember? All of this is Mikey's fault. It never would have happened if he hadn't posted these blatantly false and vindictive comments about me:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Un1t 0n3, don't take Chris91's flailing insults seriously. It's been pretty well established that he's incapable of forming his own opinion or responding to any opinion dissenting with the one he borrowed from MSNBC with anything more than "YOU HAVE DEFAMED MY E-HONOR WITH YOUR SLANDER YOU NAZI FASCIST COMMIE PIG FUCKER, I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN HONOR E-DUEL TO THE DEATH!!1!"

I mean, a lot of people will, to some extent to another, laugh off a dissenting opinion with something that doesn't bother to actually argue the point, but no one does it as ignorantly, pigheadedly, or less amusingly than the Boston BAWWWWWer, Chris91.

He started this, Grumbles; he has to be the one to end it.

Lady Anne wrote:

Actually, teens and 20-somethings don't look that different. When I started working in a high school at age 25, I was frequently mistaken for a student--and on a couple of occasions mistook a student for an adult.

The point is though, that at first glance, Zimmerman thought Trayvon looked like a teenager, and he's on the record on that. For him to later say that that he'd thought Trayvon was only "a little bit younger" than himself? That is not what he'd thought. He's just trying out a new story.