Boy killed for walking while black

Cyberwulf wrote:

Somath Cegem wrote:

Oh wait, I've just realised arguing with Wulf is shouting into the wind, pointless, tiring and only idiots try it.

I'm sorry if my claim to be a decent human being offended you Wulf, next I will think before i claim to have a shred of humanity and realise, no, no I do not, for Wulf has proclaimed it as such, and her word is law.

I hope that makes you feel all warm at night, that you have taught me this important lesson about myself, taht no matter what I think of myself and try to be, I am wrong, because you say so.

NO, NO, DIG UP, STUPID

oh mcgee you are an endless delight, never stop

Ah, Cyberwulf and Somath:
Couple Most Likely to Be Taken Out by the Remaining Survivors Because They Haven't Stopped Bickering the Last 24 Hours.

This does mean we've still got an open Spot on Team Survival. And Doobs, sorry, but you have that whole 'deviant sexual behavior'-thing going on, so you're in the same situation as I. You're a cute side-character, but only the status-quo supporting character can make it out alive!

so am I like the announcer or the cheering crowd
e: I am really curious about the Forum Games for some reason

TheHedonist wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

share the pony love

Haha dude

dude

what the fuck

Oh my god I had something for this!

Edit: HAHA GOT IT

it's been a really long time since i laughed at a post but this did it good job

p.s. i've started watching mlp recently to learn polish (it's a polish dub and i can't find much else dubbed in polish so welp)

p.p.s. bronies are big manchildren and usually have a bad case of the bun signs as their cutie marks and by that i mean ass burgers!!


edit: xerro you are literally the worst poster in this thread. you are worse than chris with his huge hissy fits. you are worse than that racist asshole from 20 pages ago. you are the worst poster and should GET OUT.

We're up to thirty pages of wank. Can we make forty?

Jay/Cris wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

That's OK. I'll just do a Hunger Games and find a nest of mutant wasps to drop on your sorry asses.

Just kidding, there won't BE a battle royale because I blocked Blue. Yeah, I can be a real buzzkill sometimes. (Besides, you'd probably just set off my collar as soon as I got any kind of advantage. Don't lie, you totally would.)

Oh, I totally wouldn't. It'd be much more fun to see you meet your end in an unconventional and cool way, like eaten by a bunch of rabid koalas. Besides, yeah, like I'd be running the thing. I'd be the gay character, and we don't make it til the end. Even if we are beloved and fun -- wait, especially when we are beloved and fun and probably the best choice for King, looking at you, Renly Baratheon -- we'll end up being one of the more gruesome kills in the last twenty minutes. Scream 4 lied. I mean, we've got plenty of Final Girls around here -- I'd put my money on Grmbl, but only because Cyberwulf is too much like Vasquez, and Vasquez always dies -- but the Final Guys..? Do we even have any prolific male posters who are straight, white and not crippled by douchebaggery?

I think I've been gaming too long, because my first thought was, "There's a game for this." I could see it now too... "Why God Why?!" the movie!

Quote :

An innocent forum convention turns horribly wrong when each of the posters start dying off one by one. Who will make it to the end to have The Last Word?

...god damn. I think I just made up the one or two shot I'm going to run inbetween games here.

Cyberwulf wrote:

oh my god is it possible he doesn't realise

Obviously not, otherwise I would actually know what you meant by that question.

Reidmar wrote:

-inserts a rape train joke-

>mfw I don't have any img macros of said joke



How?! my computer fails me.

Just Chipper wrote:

xerro you are literally the worst poster in this thread. you are worse than chris with his huge hissy fits. you are worse than that racist asshole from 20 pages ago. you are the worst poster and should GET OUT.

Make me.

So did everyone in the thread take Chris' example and turned into a five-year-old or what

Lady Anne wrote:

We're up to thirty pages of wank. Can we make forty?

It's not even wank at this point, we're just smearing shit on the walls for the fun of smearing shit on the walls.

So, Surviving Members:
Gumball - The Level Headed Not Ugly Female Character (90% Chance of survival)
Max - Kind of Likeable Side Character That Doesn't Really Get any Screen Time Until the Last Few Scenes Where She Steps up to Help the "Heroes" (75% Chance of survival)
Rest of Us - Irredeemable assortment of assholes, douchebags, smelly foreigners, homosexuals, psycho feminists, sexual deviants, and Grunge fans (2% chance of survival for each individual)

This sound about right?

Snake Bandage wrote:

So did everyone in the thread take Chris' example and turned into a five-year-old or what

I dunno, I feel fine--Oh there it goes

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS CARE ABOUT PONIES DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW LOVE
YOU FUCKING PEOPLE ARE FUCKING FUCKS
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT FEELS TO BE ME IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT INSTEAD OF ME WLAKING AWAY FROM IT ALL
I'M GOING TO CHANGE QUOTES TO MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE UTTER DOUCHEBAGS IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY AND/OR EDGY AND FAIL MAGNIFICENTLY AT IT BECAUSE YOU ALL JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MEEEEEEEEEEE

Did I get that close to the mark at all?

Probably not.

Fuck it, I have Chojuu Sentai Liveman and Kamen Rider Kiva to watch.

No Ian, you failed horrifically, speaking of Chris, where the hell is he? It's been two weeks since he left.

Jay/Cris wrote:

Ah, Cyberwulf and Somath:
Couple Most Likely to Be Taken Out by the Remaining Survivors Because They Haven't Stopped Bickering the Last 24 Hours.

This does mean we've still got an open Spot on Team Survival. And Doobs, sorry, but you have that whole 'deviant sexual behavior'-thing going on, so you're in the same situation as I. You're a cute side-character, but only the status-quo supporting character can make it out alive!

I actually saw Somath sacrificing himself in the second act to save someone else. Like the camera guy in Scream.

Also maybe Knorg turns out to be the killer?

fuck, i hate feeling mature because nobody is

hahaaaaaaaaaa "Make me" xerrofoot is five years old

35 is the new 15. Therefore, immaturity is A-okay.

TheHedonist wrote:

Jay/Cris wrote:

Ah, Cyberwulf and Somath:
Couple Most Likely to Be Taken Out by the Remaining Survivors Because They Haven't Stopped Bickering the Last 24 Hours.

This does mean we've still got an open Spot on Team Survival. And Doobs, sorry, but you have that whole 'deviant sexual behavior'-thing going on, so you're in the same situation as I. You're a cute side-character, but only the status-quo supporting character can make it out alive!

I actually saw Somath sacrificing himself in the second act to save someone else. Like the camera guy in Scream.

Also maybe Knorg turns out to be the killer?

I could go for that, as long as I'm never actually seen to be offed and am just named among the dead at the end to drive the viewers mad with speculation on how I went down.

Also who would I be saving?

Jay/Cris wrote:

I'd put my money on Grmbl

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

So, Surviving Members:
Gumball - The Level Headed Not Ugly Female Character (90% Chance of survival)

I'm massively flattered, but I just may not be virginal enough. I mean, half the board has me beat on that front.

Well we have to transgress before we're punished. So what monstrosity would we summon? I'm hoping either the zombie redneck torture family, the merman, or that badass mechanical buzzsaw scorpion monstrosity.

I think we can all that I fit the stoner/Fool archetype. Mikey's the Athlete. All we need are two women, one to be the Whore and one to be the Virgin.

C'mon, we can't let Sigourney Weaver down...

I can be the virgin. Then again, I'm not good looking enough for that.

Wish I could be the virgin, but then again, I'm not an actual virgin.

Oh can I be the black guy that always somehow gets killed offscreen and everyone wonders what happened to him? I AM black after all.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

All we need are two women, one to be the Whore and one to be the Virgin.

Okay I don't wanna play anymore.

Can't we have the clumsy-yet-pretty girly-girl and practical and smart tom-boy for a change?

Just to, you know, mix things up?

TheIan wrote:

Can't we have the clumsy-yet-pretty girly-girl and practical and smart tom-boy for a change?

Just to, you know, mix things up?

All of Bleach, Tatsuki and Orhime.

Quote :

Okay I don't wanna play anymore. Colbert

IT'S HOW THE RULES WORK AND WE NEED TO PLAY BY THEM!

DO YOU WANT THE WORLD TO END TO THE SOUND OF TRENT REZNOR?

I DIDN'T THINK SO!

Somath Cegem wrote:

Also who would I be saving?

Presumably Grmbz. (Gumball? Are we calling her that now?)

All right, fine, I'LL be the whore. I was going to say Cyberwulf, but she would be too busy genderwanking to provide any gratuitous sex scenes.