Boy killed for walking while black

Okay, so, my computer is fried and, as usual, everything that could go wrong with adequately replacing it currently is, so I'm on a lab computer. This means I won't have my typical reserve of hilarious reaction pics and image macros (oh dear God, I'm going to have to redownload all that porn as well), so bear with me.

Reidmar wrote:

whenever I read mikey's posts.... I read them in Gary Busey's voice... with his head doing this

Gary Busey's voice is to text what Yakety Sax is to video. It will make ANYTHING funny.

Chrissy wrote:

Letting your enemy have the last word in an argument is a sign of weakness. Strong people always defend themselves.

And here I was thinking you just followed hockey because it gave you a break from the tedium that is being you. That was said like a TRUE goddamn hockey fan.

Of course, any remotely sane hockey player with an IQ above 50 realizes when someone is obviously trying to get a rise out of them and make them act like a fucking idiot thereby incurring hardships for themselves as the antagonizer laughs his ass off.

Chrissy wrote:

If I were, I might actually be crazy enough to think I could afford to keep quiet in the face of blatantly false accusations against me.

You breathe through your mouth, right? Then you are a mouthbreather, get over it.

Chrissy wrote:

Mikey wrote:

The New York Rangers are predominately white. Therefore, everything not New York Ranger is not white. Therefore not whites are bad.

So you basically approve of racially motivated murder. Wonderful.

. . .

Is "Canadian" a race? If so, then yes.

Chrissy wrote:

If I were truly mentally addled, I might actually be willing to hold fire when somebody attacks me for no reason.

I "attack" you for a lot of reasons.

1.) It's easy
2.) You're so boring it should be illegal
3.) You're so stupid it should be illegal
4.) You're a waste of functioning organs, incapable of showing any intelligence above that of your average houseplant.
5.) The result is really, really funny.

Freezer wrote:

For reasons I can't really articulate, Chris has never annoyed me the Mikey can. Which is odd when I think about it, because, as annoying as Mikey can be, his posts tend to be on point far more than Chris' do.

It's probably BECAUSE my posts are more to the point. Think of it this way, if a hapless fat retard were to throw his fists randomly in the corner, would you get hurt? No. If some guy with a basic knowledge of how to throw a punch swung at you, would you be hurt? Possibly. Chrissy is like the retard in the corner, he's usually thoroughly ignorable and harmless. I'm direct enough to be difficult to ignore, I have different opinions than you, which will begin to irk anyone, and I'm more of an instigator than I realize because GIFT and lulz.

Chrissy wrote:

Well, we all know that confrontation is the only way to solve disputes.

Spoken like a true hockey fan.

Chrissy wrote:

Well, guys, NOW do you get it? Now do you see why I can't afford to let personal slights go unanswered? This cock-sucking pedophile just compared me to Christian Weston Chandler. Before any of you start BAAAWWWING about me crossing the line, let me point out you people crossed it first.

And we get to the heart of the matter, don't we? It makes sense. You see yourself in CWC. He's a fat, autismal, unloved fucking idiot with no perspective and has never accomplished anything. If you didn't have JUST enough mental faculties to hold down a crappy job and didn't luck into getting the fattest, most desperate girl in Massachusetts, you'd fucking BE CWC. This is why you act like he's the worst person on Earth, you're trying to convince others you're better than him, you're trying to convince yourself that you're better than him. But, in reality, you're essentially the same. And you know it. That's why you fly off the handle at the slightest insult. You feel like people are comparing you to CWC, and it drives you insane. Which leads you to go completely apeshit demanding that they take it back in the misguided belief that if they don't insult you, you're better than CWC.

Which is ironic, because the unhinged flailings and inability to tell when you're being trolled make you even MORE like CWC. All you need is a Sonichu pendant and an ugly sweater.

Chrissy wrote:

Sorry to break it to you, but I have no intention of letting this go until you apologize. Whether it takes a week, a month, or a century, I'm not backing off.

Which is exactly what you said the last seven times this happened. And you backed off.

Every
Single
Time

We all know you'll eventually wuss out and give up. We know you'll just slink away a loser. Which is why we won't apologize. We know you'll quit. You always do.

Chrissy wrote:

In case you haven't noticed, I'm in the crosshairs of the biggest sustained persecution campaign in GAFF/HOBAFA/WGW history.

No, you're the catalyst for the biggest sustained trolling campaign in GAFF/HOBF/WGW history. And keep in mind ALL OF HOBF was a troll campaign, dating back to GAFF. You really should get a medal for being such a goddamn reliable lolcow.

Reidmar wrote:

The sad little story of a man-child and.... something

>mfw I'm something

. . .

I don't have reaction images.

>mfw I don't have reaction images

Okay. You know Death Note? Imagine Light's RAEGFACE when he got cornered by Near in the final episode. Something like that.

The lack of reaction images has undone me.

Cyberwulf wrote:

That's you, Chris. You're this board's Giant Chicken Fight.

That's...

Stunningly appropriate. I love the goddamn chicken fights, and Chrissy's tantrums give me at least a WEEK of pure amusement.

WD40 wrote:

If it were Mikey it'd look like that dude from Nickelback.

Okay, I'm going to have to demand you apologize for that. That is an uncalled for attack on my Ded Secksy good looks.

Haha, just kidding.

But seriously. Apologize.

Leeny wrote:

Let me know when Mikey comes to town. I'll call together a mob of enraged Red Sox fans and we'll lay the smack down on him.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'd give you all baseball bats, stand back, and watch you swing and miss at me all afternoon long.

Red Sox suck.

Gumball wrote:

All of Chrikey Pt 1

Okay. So. I'm in a campus computer lab. With means I can't actually laugh out loud.

Which means I was dying to bad from trying to NOT laugh I was in tears, shaking silently in sheer hilarity by the end of the first paragraph. I had to put on my Ranger hat so that people wouldn't wonder why the hairpile was in tears, about to fall out of his chair (Which brought on more tears, but for unrelated reasons). That might be the funniest thing I have ever read.

AND I CAN'T LAUGH BECAUSE MY FUCKING COMPUTER IS BUSTED

Chrissy wrote:

@Spotts: If you're reading this, I got your PM and let me just say for the record that I've bent over backwards trying to follow the Board Guidelines and gotten nothing in return except endless kicks in the teeth. It's these guys you should be chewing out, not me.

Oh dear God this assclown actually went crying to the admin of a site only marginally more regulated that 4Chan. And then responded to a PM in a public thread.

It's like you're actually a 14 year old girl on Facebook.

Go to bed son, it's way past your curfew.

* points and laughs at Mikey's formatting fail *

Quote :

4.) You're a waste of functioning organs, incapable of showing any intelligence above that of your average houseplant.

I know my houseplants tend to flail about less and don't spout pseudo-insults and semi-threats no one takes seriously. On the whole, I'd consider them a decided step up.

Come to think of it, is there a membership option for plants? They don't really contribute, but then again, I can pretty much promise they won't troll or whine incessantly, either.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Okay, so, my computer is fried....

Is there any part of you that ISN'T fried?

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

And here I was thinking you just followed hockey because it gave you a break from the tedium that is being you.....

Hey, at least my team isn't in a 3-1 hole. Yours is looking at an early spring vacation.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

I "attack" you for a lot of reasons.

Reason #1 being the fact that you're a psychotic little hater who'd attack his own mother with a baseball bat if he got the chance.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

It's probably BECAUSE my posts are more to the point.

The only point you've got is the one at the top of your head.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

And we get to the heart of the matter, don't we?

Like you'd know anything about heart. You're probably the kind of guy who likes to torture small animals in the basement.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

You see yourself in CWC.

Don't be ridiculous. We have absolutely zilch in common...for one thing, when I draw lousy pictures, I at least have the brains and decency to keep it to myself instead of inflicting it on the entire world the way Chandler does.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

He's a fat, autismal, unloved fucking idiot with no perspective and has never accomplished anything.

Let's not drag your father into this.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Sorry to break it to you, but I have no intention of letting this go until you apologize. Whether it takes a week, a month, or a century, I'm not backing off.

Which is exactly what you said the last seven times this happened. And you backed off.

Every
Single
Time

Those other seven times I made the mistake of listening to people who advised me to let stuff go. This time I won't.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

@Spotts: If you're reading this, I got your PM and let me just say for the record that I've bent over backwards trying to follow the Board Guidelines and gotten nothing in return except endless kicks in the teeth. It's these guys you should be chewing out, not me.

Oh dear God this assclown actually went crying to the admin of a site only marginally more regulated that 4Chan. And then responded to a PM in a public thread.

Actually, Mikey, Spotts contacted me first. He wanted to lecture me about bringing my problems with you onto other threads.

Anyhow, you still owe me an apology.

Aggie wrote:

* points and laughs at Mikey's formatting fail *

The next time Mikey does something right will be the first time.

lemmingwriter wrote:

Quote :

4.) You're a waste of functioning organs, incapable of showing any intelligence above that of your average houseplant.

I know my houseplants tend to flail about less and don't spout pseudo-insults and semi-threats no one takes seriously. On the whole, I'd consider them a decided step up.

Eat shit and die, you little whore.

*honk honk*

Huh?

Cyberwulf wrote:

Look at this thread, dude. You think anyone would've written fic about you and Mikey if you hadn't kept making an ass of yourself?

Of course they would. I've got an enemies list longer than Nixon's at this point.

Cyberwulf wrote:

PS myeerah didn't write the fic.

Regardless of who wrote it, it was still a blatant and intolerable personal attack on me.

myeerah wrote:

Chris. Honeybun. Muffincake. Take a moment and look at what you're saying. I have, to the best of my recall, pointed out your obsession with Mikey (and when every other post you make references him, can you deny it's an obsession?) and said that you made me laugh. You, in turn, wished death on me. Which of us sounds irrational and extreme in this case?

Being repeatedly and intentionally slandered six ways to Sunday tends to make one lose perspective.

knightwithoutacause wrote:

Chris, exactly of what has everyone accused you?

Everything short of first-degree homicide.

knightwithoutacause wrote:

It isn't an accusation when you are called a childish moron....

Yes it is.

knightwithoutacause wrote:

The main reason I loathe you is because you wish people to be murdered and raped. Do you even stop to think about what you are saying? My cousin was murdered a few weeks ago, so I know the impact of such things. Do you? Or do you think you are justified because wahhh people are so mean to me?

Look, it's not like I'm proud of those comments. But as I've said before, there's no point in being a nice guy when you're confronted with this kind of sustained personal trashing.

Euglena wrote:

Hot Cancer wrote:

If this is what you truly believe, then why do you still post here? Because fucking off would be "cowardly"?

Dagblastit, that's exactly what I was gonna ask. I'm completely new here, and am unfamiliar with GAFF and HoBFF, so I am obviously unqualified to discuss the scope of this apparently years-long, multi-site spanning feud, but even I can see that you, Chris, are on bad terms with most of the people on this forum. What keeps you coming back, then, if this whole forum is so irredeemable in your eyes? What's stopping you from just pulling the plug and hopping off to somewhere else? You can even ditch your old username if you'd like, start afresh, and no one will even know it's you. This whole "smear-campaign" will become null and irrelevant, and you will have defeated your opponents, simply by leaving the forum behind.

And yes, I know, your pride. Walking away is cowardly, yadda yadda. But at least think about it, man. It's not like the alternative has helped you any, right?

You apparently didn't see Mikey's latest post. That unending stream of cheap shots and ignorant rantings about Eileen is a perfect example of why I can't afford to walk away.

oh chris
the goat is dead
do you see what you've done?
stand in the corner.

Bye.

Electron Blue wrote:

oh chris
the goat is dead
do you see what you've done?
stand in the corner.

Fuck you, Electron. Just...fuck you.

EileenK98 wrote:

Bye.

C'mon, don't leave. It's not your fault Mikey's a total asshole...or that the rest of the board doesn't get why I can't afford to back off here.

Chris91 wrote:

Electron Blue wrote:

oh chris
the goat is dead
do you see what you've done?
stand in the corner.

Fuck you, Electron. Just...fuck you.

what no nicknames
no "your dad"
chris I am disappoint

Go back to your kiddie porn, pedophile.

Chris91 wrote:

Go back to your kiddie porn, pedophile.

ah yes
"PEOPLE ARE SLANDRING MEH I KANNOT BACK DOWN *slanders someone completely baselessly*"
well
done

Electron Blue wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Go back to your kiddie porn, pedophile.

ah yes
"PEOPLE ARE SLANDRING MEH I KANNOT BACK DOWN *slanders someone completely baselessly*"
well
done

Hey, you accused me of humping goats...what was I supposed to do, let it slide?

Chris91 wrote:

Electron Blue wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Go back to your kiddie porn, pedophile.

ah yes
"PEOPLE ARE SLANDRING MEH I KANNOT BACK DOWN *slanders someone completely baselessly*"
well
done

Hey, you accused me of humping goats...what was I supposed to do, let it slide?

you do realize that I wasn't seriously accusing you of shit right
also you're supposed to look like the better person if you want people to think your cause is just
how do you not grasp this
are you secretly five years old

also lol your behavior finally convinced your girlfriend to leave the site even though it should be you that leaves
I hope she leaves your worthless manchild ass and finds someone better
she doesn't deserve your utter idiocy in her life, she's actually pretty okay

The real idiocy would be to just let Mikey off the hook. This whole blowup is entirely his fault in the first place.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah

At the risk of sounding repetitious, you wouldn't be laughing if you were the one on the receiving end of Mikey's unprovoked and unwarranted personal attacks.

HHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAAAAAAAAA

You've got a sick sense of humor, man.

Chris91 wrote:

At the risk of sounding repetitious, you wouldn't be laughing if you were the one on the receiving end of Mikey's unprovoked and unwarranted personal attacks.

Chris, dearest, why do you think I have Mikey blocked? At one point, he was making personal attacks not only on me, but also on my sons. So I blocked him. End of problem. I can sometimes intuit that he still occasional says things from what people quote, but that doesn't mean I'm going to unblock him just so I can be righteously offended.

I've tried that option before...

Chris91 wrote:

At the risk of sounding repetitious, you wouldn't be laughing if you were the one on the receiving end of Mikey's unprovoked and unwarranted personal attacks.

Half this board is on the receiving end of Mikey's unprovoked and unwarranted personal attacks. Like I've said before, he can't help himself, and trying to make him stop by responding to him works about as well as trying to make a dog go away by feeding it.