Boy killed for walking while black

Sooo..... since this thread is all over the place anyway, I might as well steal it back-







"Wait," Mikey said by way of a greeting, "you're one to talk about attacks at a second's notice. Professor Mikey seems to remember you going YOU HAVE DEFAMED MY E-HONOR WITH YOUR SLANDER YOU NAZI FASCIST COMMIE PIG FUCKER, I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN HONOR E-DUEL TO THE DEATH!!1!" It was crucial not to let the other perceive you as weak, that's what his grandpa had always said. Of course, that had been about girls, but surely that was just as true with men.

Hang on. Had the guy just said something about fellating? Hell, he sure was moving fast, wasn't he?


Other people around them kept talking, some even about this supposedly race-related incident, but Mikey couldn't have cared less. The guy had said fellating and looked at him with that challenging stare of his; holy shit, maybe Mikey was indeed getting some tonight. Mikey and little Mikey and a humanoid being... hell, or Chris. Close enough.

"Hey, mouthbreather," he said with his best seductive voice (and he knew it was hella sexy because girls always ran to the bathroom after he used it), "I see you've stopped ignoring me."

"Mou-?!" Chris' eyes almost came out of their sockets. "That's slander! You owe me an apology!"


Mikey smiled. He understood all too well that this was the manly equivalent to stealing a girl's scrunchy and pushing her in the pool- banter. Teasing. A way to deal with one's interest without saying as much.


"Put in on my tab, champ," he said just as Chris tried to pretend he was more invested in the actual topic than this conversation.

"Do you even care who you're siding with, you slanderous slanderer?!"

"'Siding'?" Mikey never sided with anyone except himself. Unless there were boobies- he knew he'd go over to the dark side in a heartbeat if they stopped with the fucking cookies and made it about boobs instead.

"I'm still waiting for an apology!" Chris spun around when several people groaned. "What? It's his fault!"

"Not this again," Doobie said, rolling his eyes, fiddling with some sort of leash.

"What?! Mikey's coming in here starting shit! Don't put this on me!"


Ohhh you want me. Mikey could see it in the man's eyes, the angry attraction, the desperation, the need. He couldn't really blame the guy, he thought, running a hand through his wavy hair -lacking in thickness but more than making up for it in length, which was not supposed to be any sort of metaphor or statement at all- he was MIKEY, after all. Irresistible. Except, apparently, to any living creature equipped with a vagina.

"He's bullying me! He's one of my worst enemies!" Chris screeched, at which point Freezer threw his hands up and gave up.

Mikey, on the other hand, felt a little hurt. He wanted to be more special than that; 'enemies' was something he could handle (hatesex ahoy), but what about this "one of" bullshit?! The enemy, surely. Or the love interest. Either one worked, as long as it got him in Chris' pants...

"Oh yeah?" he said breathlessly, putting a hand against the wall next to Chris' head and leaning in. "Apology, huh? Here's what's gonna happen- you'll cry and flail and fling shit for a while -hopefully only as a metaphor this time-, you'll call me dirty words and threaten me, and then you'll give in to me anyway." The thought was such a headrush that he had to stop and clear his throat. "Let's make sure we won't skip the dirty words, yeah? I look forward to those."

People were starting to catch on, now, but Mikey didn't care. The girls here talked about making babies with each other all the time, didn't they? So he could, too. Women's lib, and all. Actually, he noticed, the girls were fawning over them. What bullshit is this? Go for a guy, and suddenly the girls love you.


"OMG I SHIP THEM SO HARD!!!" someone squealed.

"I'll write fanfic," Doobie offered, grinning. "When I'm done with this sticky fantasy about Knorg and Ian."

"Why exactly are we friends?" Ian squeaked in protest. "That's-"

"Oh, no, no." Pulling the leash in, Doobie made the guy stumble closer. "Don't get me wrong, now, I love you. In my own way. But we aren't friends."

"Wh-"

"Sshhh. I'll let you know when you can talk."



Freaks.


Chris was watching him intently, Mikey found when he turned his attention back to the guy. Watching him with narrowed eyes, ready to launch into his next tirade; but Mikey -being the sensitive guy he was- understood the secret yearning written all over the man's face.

Mikey was going to fulfill it. A call for his love had presented itself and he was going to answer it -he was pretty sure he was capable of love-; was going to smother the guy in all the attention he wasn't giving the Steelers... okay, so maybe not much. But going off Chris' desperate face, it would still be a huge step up for the guy. Doctor Mikey was going to heal the shit out of this broken heart.

"No, stupid, I hate Mikey!" Chris was yelling at some n00b.

"Sure you do." Pinning him against the wall, Mikey nuzzled the guy's neck, breathing his scent. Hmm, mothballs...

"I hope you get hit by a truck!"

"Right, right." Distracted by the novel experience of grinding against a living being, Mikey was only sorta-kinda paying attention- and the man's token resistance was fading fast, the struggle weakening. "In the meantime, why don't you let yourself get hit by this truck named Mikey?" he breathed and pressed his lips to Chris'.




Cheese, huh?

Jay/Cris wrote:

YOU HOMOPHONE

Oh my God I love you.





...so you're not a douchebag?

That was awesome, Grumbles!

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oh my god this is amazing

Not sure if adding me and Doob like that was necessary, but I'll let it pass because this is just so awesome.

I'm not in there...

Edit: I don't give a fuck, this is hilariously amazing.

Well, I'll say one thing about this story: it proves conclusively that I was right when I said there's no point in turning the other cheek if somebody's verbally attacking you. I can't believe you people have the balls to go crying to Spotts1701 about MY behavior when what myeerah's doing to me with this story is a hell of a lot worse Did you seriously think I was going to just grin and bear it while she spewed out this crap on me and you assholes cheered her on? Honestly, you fucking hypocrites all make me sick-- you expect me to be the perfect gentleman while you accuse me of everything short of murder, yet the minute I dare say anything mildly critical about any of you you all gang up on me like a pack of rabid dogs. I can't think of a single valid moral or ethical reason why I should expend even the most grudging bit of courtesy on you (and I use this term very loosely)people. I hope every single person who liked this story gets brutally murdered and/or raped.

@Spotts: If you're reading this, I got your PM and let me just say for the record that I've bent over backwards trying to follow the Board Guidelines and gotten nothing in return except endless kicks in the teeth. It's these guys you should be chewing out, not me.

Chris. Seriously now. Look, we all get into rows here. But the reason we mock you so mercilessly is that you fly off the handle completely over relatively minor insults, and then keep going for pages and pages. And you do it over and over and over. And occasionally you drag it into another thread, which is not allowed.

You keep saying that you can't let it go, that only a fool or a coward would ignore such terrible, terrible things being said about him. Well think, Chris. How many times have you demanded satisfaction for some slight to your e-honour? How well has it worked out for you? Did you ever get any apologies, or did the mockery just increase?

Look at this thread, dude. You think anyone would've written fic about you and Mikey if you hadn't kept making an ass of yourself?

PS myeerah didn't write the fic.

Cyberwulf wrote:

...How many times have you demanded satisfaction for some slight to your e-honour?.

I read that as "demented" at first glance for some reason.

Chris91 wrote:

myeerah's

That fic ain't myeerah's.

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result every time. Therefore, logically, Chris is, in all sense of the definition, insane. He is slighted by every back-handed comment made at him, flails for 6-20 pages, and expects someone to apologize and kiss his booboos and make them better.

Chris91 wrote:

Well, I'll say one thing about this story: it proves conclusively that I was right when I said there's no point in turning the other cheek if somebody's verbally attacking you. I can't believe you people have the balls to go crying to Spotts1701 about MY behavior when what myeerah's doing to me with this story is a hell of a lot worse Did you seriously think I was going to just grin abd bear it while she spewed out this crap on me and you assholes cheered her on? Honestly, you fucking hypocrites all make me sick-- you expect me to be the perfect gentleman while you accuse me of everything short of murder, yet the minute I dare say anything mildly critical about any of you you all gang up on me like a pack of rabid dogs. I can't think of a single valid moral or ethical reason why I should expend even the most grudging bit of courtesy on you (and I use this term very loosely)people. I hope every single person who liked this story gets brutally murdered and/or raped.

@Spotts: If you're reading this, I got your PM and let me just say for the record that I've bent over backwards trying to follow the Board Guidelines and gotten nothing in return except endless kicks in the teeth. It's these guys you should be chewing out, not me.

Chris. Honeybun. Muffincake. Take a moment and look at what you're saying. I have, to the best of my recall, pointed out your obsession with Mikey (and when every other post you make references him, can you deny it's an obsession?) and said that you made me laugh. You, in turn, wished death on me. Which of us sounds irrational and extreme in this case?

Also, as others have mentioned, I did not write that wonderful parody of yaoi fiction. I only wish I were that talented.

So sick of the f.e.a.r.!! Tensions on high, I think everyone here should get a good bed. Ain't nobody here gettin' a good night's sleep. And if you do have a good bed, you're obviously sleeping under it. You guys are totally goin' Yahoo.com comments section. But like... I GET: it. I GET: it. You guys got a lot to put out there, like, with meanness. And like, I guess it's defense-mechanism-ish. Hope you cats get to feelin' better... I got stuff in my personality I still gotta work on (ie having a panic attack directly after an orgasm) I could feel better if I took better care of myself. At least I got a good bed... At least... I got... a good bed.

Chris, exactly of what has everyone accused you? It isn't an accusation when you are called a childish moron incapable of just letting things go; it is a statement of fact. The main reason I loathe you is because you wish people to be murdered and raped. Do you even stop to think about what you are saying? My cousin was murdered a few weeks ago, so I know the impact of such things. Do you? Or do you think you are justified because wahhh people are so mean to me?

I've tried to be civil to you since the last time that I saw you throw a fit like this, but congratulations, asshole, you managed to wear my patience out.

To those of you who have been here longer than I: how many times has this occured? Does this happen often enough that you just get used to it and his words incite groans of annoyance rather than rage?

TheIan wrote:

Not sure if adding me and Doob like that was necessary, but I'll let it pass because this is just so awesome.

Hey, I skipped any and all sorts of semen and other bodily fluids. Because I'm that nice to you.

knightwithoutacause wrote:

To those of you who have been here longer than I: how many times has this occured? Does this happen often enough that you just get used to it and his words incite groans of annoyance rather than rage?

At least four or five times that I remember (maybe more, it all blurs together because it's always a word-for-word replay), and yes. Completely indifferent to it by this point. I have him on ignore and only read the responses, which is actually hilarious.


Thanks for all the love, guys. I hereby accept this praise in myeerah's name. ( )

grmblfjx wrote:

TheIan wrote:

Not sure if adding me and Doob like that was necessary, but I'll let it pass because this is just so awesome.

Hey, I skipped any and all sorts of semen and other bodily fluids. Because I'm that nice to you.

True. And no one appreciates that more than I.

Eeveegou wrote:

(ie having a panic attack directly after an orgasm)

How does that even work...

Reidmar wrote:

Eeveegou wrote:

(ie having a panic attack directly after an orgasm)

How does that even work...

Getting overwhelmed by the feelings/emotions and not being able to just ride it out?

Freezer wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

Eeveegou wrote:

(ie having a panic attack directly after an orgasm)

How does that even work...

Getting overwhelmed by the feelings/emotions and not being able to just ride it out?

Hell, I try not to have laughing fits these days (and I mean the I'm-on-the-floor-and-can't-get-up kind) because afterwards I get into this horrible, depressed mood where I don't want to see or talk to anybody or even be awake anymore. Brains are fickle things.

Chris91 wrote:

Well, I'll say one thing about this story: it proves conclusively that I was right when I said there's no point in turning the other cheek if somebody's verbally attacking you. I can't believe you people have the balls to go crying to Spotts1701 about MY behavior when what myeerah's doing to me with this story is a hell of a lot worse Did you seriously think I was going to just grin and bear it while she spewed out this crap on me and you assholes cheered her on? Honestly, you fucking hypocrites all make me sick-- you expect me to be the perfect gentleman while you accuse me of everything short of murder, yet the minute I dare say anything mildly critical about any of you you all gang up on me like a pack of rabid dogs. I can't think of a single valid moral or ethical reason why I should expend even the most grudging bit of courtesy on you (and I use this term very loosely)people. I hope every single person who liked this story gets brutally murdered and/or raped.

If this is what you truly believe, then why do you still post here? Because fucking off would be "cowardly"?

Hot Cancer wrote:

If this is what you truly believe, then why do you still post here? Because fucking off would be "cowardly"?

Dagblastit, that's exactly what I was gonna ask. I'm completely new here, and am unfamiliar with GAFF and HoBFF, so I am obviously unqualified to discuss the scope of this apparently years-long, multi-site spanning feud, but even I can see that you, Chris, are on bad terms with most of the people on this forum. What keeps you coming back, then, if this whole forum is so irredeemable in your eyes? What's stopping you from just pulling the plug and hopping off to somewhere else? You can even ditch your old username if you'd like, start afresh, and no one will even know it's you. This whole "smear-campaign" will become null and irrelevant, and you will have defeated your opponents, simply by leaving the forum behind.

And yes, I know, your pride. Walking away is cowardly, yadda yadda. But at least think about it, man. It's not like the alternative has helped you any, right?

[/irrelevant tl;dr echo of Hot Cancer's post]

Euglena wrote:

[/irrelevant tl;dr echo of Hot Cancer's post]

Not irrelevant! Just redundant.

grmblfjx wrote:

"Let's make sure we won't skip the dirty words, yeah? I look forward to those."

BRB, laughing for the rest of my life.

Eeveegou wrote:

If there's any part of what I said that didn't make sense to you, please private message me and I would be totally cool with walking you through whatever it is. Seriously, I don't mind, I won't give you shit, I'm very understanding.

The part he did not understand is the part where you were discussing the OP and not tangental bullshit.

Article from Salon comparing the Zimmerman case with that of John McNeil. McNeil shot and killed a man armed with a knife who was trespassing on his property and had threatened his son. McNeil is sitting in prison serving a life sentence. The fact that McNeil is African-American and his victim, Brian Epps, was white is of course irrelevant.

Snake Bandage wrote:

Lady Anne wrote:

I think socialism has a whole lot to recommend it. It certainly makes more sense than oligarchism, which is what the United States currently has.

Being able to go to the doctor when you have the flu without having to sell a kidney for the privilege is definitely a plus.

Fo' sho'. Unit, however, is one of those "fuck the poor, they ain't gittin mah TAX DOLLAZ!" kind of twats.