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 Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion."

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PostSubject: Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion."   Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion." EmptyThu Oct 29, 2009 9:14 pm

Toad's revenge by Shadowolfblade

I am doing a short one today because work was hard and I am tired.

Also for a change of pace am going to do a story about Toad.*

This fic is called-
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My Adventure

By MD
My Adventure by MD I guess. *shrug* Our intrepid star is musing about his lot in life.

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I was a toad who worked as a castle guard. Fairly high position for a toad.
Not REALLY high, mind, but fairly high. Working as a skyscraper guard would have been higher, but I suppose working as a 2-bedroom flat guard would have been lower. Depends on the land elevation, I guess.

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Anyway, I was extremely bored and wished for something exciting,
Well, shit, you have a damn castle. Take up base jumping or something.

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other than Bowser constantly crashing in, and the princess lighting one up and saying “Alright, let’s go.”
Wait, what?

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the princess lighting one up and saying “Alright, let’s go.”


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I needed a supplement for my constant boredom,
Like some endless drudgery or some non-stop tedium.

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Well anyway, one day the princess got captured again, and I seemed to be the only Toad who wasn’t crying.
"Eh, I can live without her."

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I saw a group of six of them, crying around a Castle wall with a picture of the princess. I yelled at them “What are you pussies crying for? This kind of shit happens every week!”
Hey, watch your damn mouth, asshole.

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They looked back at me, With anger in their eyes.” Listen, we don’t give a shit about the princess,
Wow, somebody's polls are down. She better follow through with a few of those campaign promises or we might have a bloody revolution on our hands. Assuming toads bleed.

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But Nintendo says we have to, And they’re the bosses!” I Laughed at their Religion.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Everyone knew Nintendo were a bunch of fake People designed to explained the world. It was just a load of bullshit.
"Listen, we don't give a shit about Jesus, but God says we have to, and He's the boss!"

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I Walked up to my girlfriend, who I named Jill
Just let that sit on its own for a second or two.



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(toads and toadettes have no real names, so me and her nicknamed each other; she named me toady, hers was way more original.)
Ah I see.

And that is basically the end. According to Shadowolfblade's profile:
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NEWS:

July 12, 2009- Made description, going on camping trip.

JULY 21, 2009- I have deicided to remove my stories until i'm better at writing them.
So we only get this preview instead of the 6 chapter he claims to have written. Pity, I wanted to hear more about the Religion of Nintendo.








*Haha, you see now what I did there. :whisper:
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PostSubject: Re: Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion."   Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion." EmptyThu Oct 29, 2009 9:35 pm

That story make no sense.
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PostSubject: Re: Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion."   Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion." EmptyThu Oct 29, 2009 11:47 pm

... I don't think Peach is the only one who is lighting one up, so to speak.

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” Listen, we don’t give a shit about the princess, But Nintendo says we
have to, And they’re the bosses!” I Laughed at their Religion. Everyone
knew Nintendo were a bunch of fake People designed to explained the
world. It was just a load of bullshit.
Mmm, preachy Super Mario fanfic. Preaching about religion and how it's all a load of crap - just what I wanted before breakfast!

I mean, don't YOU think that crappy Mario fanfic is the best place to preach about your aversion to religion? You'll reach thousands upon thousands of people - and then they'll laugh at you!
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PostSubject: Re: Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion."   Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion." EmptyThu Nov 05, 2009 5:44 pm

frostflowers wrote:
... I don't think Peach is the only one who is lighting one up, so to speak.

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” Listen, we don’t give a shit about the princess, But Nintendo says we
have to, And they’re the bosses!” I Laughed at their Religion. Everyone
knew Nintendo were a bunch of fake People designed to explained the
world. It was just a load of bullshit.
Mmm, preachy Super Mario fanfic. Preaching about religion and how it's all a load of crap - just what I wanted before breakfast!

I mean, don't YOU think that crappy Mario fanfic is the best place to preach about your aversion to religion? You'll reach thousands upon thousands of people - and then they'll laugh at you!

It could be taken as an ironic joke, if you think about it.
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PostSubject: Re: Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion."   Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion." EmptyFri Nov 06, 2009 5:41 am

You did that on purpose just to hear the screeching noises as we all tried to switch Toad-gears, didn't you?

Beautiful find. Did you make the illustration yourself?
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