Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion."

Toad's revenge by Shadowolfblade

I am doing a short one today because work was hard and I am tired.

Also for a change of pace am going to do a story about Toad.*

This fic is called-

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My Adventure

By MD

My Adventure by MD I guess. *shrug* Our intrepid star is musing about his lot in life.

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I was a toad who worked as a castle guard. Fairly high position for a toad.

Not REALLY high, mind, but fairly high. Working as a skyscraper guard would have been higher, but I suppose working as a 2-bedroom flat guard would have been lower. Depends on the land elevation, I guess.

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Anyway, I was extremely bored and wished for something exciting,

Well, shit, you have a damn castle. Take up base jumping or something.

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other than Bowser constantly crashing in, and the princess lighting one up and saying “Alright, let’s go.”

Wait, what?

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the princess lighting one up and saying “Alright, let’s go.”

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I needed a supplement for my constant boredom,

Like some endless drudgery or some non-stop tedium.

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Well anyway, one day the princess got captured again, and I seemed to be the only Toad who wasn’t crying.

"Eh, I can live without her."

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I saw a group of six of them, crying around a Castle wall with a picture of the princess. I yelled at them “What are you pussies crying for? This kind of shit happens every week!”

Hey, watch your damn mouth, asshole.

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They looked back at me, With anger in their eyes.” Listen, we don’t give a shit about the princess,

Wow, somebody's polls are down. She better follow through with a few of those campaign promises or we might have a bloody revolution on our hands. Assuming toads bleed.

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But Nintendo says we have to, And they’re the bosses!” I Laughed at their Religion.

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Everyone knew Nintendo were a bunch of fake People designed to explained the world. It was just a load of bullshit.

"Listen, we don't give a shit about Jesus, but God says we have to, and He's the boss!"

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I Walked up to my girlfriend, who I named Jill

Just let that sit on its own for a second or two.

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(toads and toadettes have no real names, so me and her nicknamed each other; she named me toady, hers was way more original.)

Ah I see.

And that is basically the end. According to Shadowolfblade's profile:

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NEWS:

July 12, 2009- Made description, going on camping trip.

JULY 21, 2009- I have deicided to remove my stories until i'm better at writing them.

So we only get this preview instead of the 6 chapter he claims to have written. Pity, I wanted to hear more about the Religion of Nintendo.








*Haha, you see now what I did there. :whisper:

That story make no sense.

... I don't think Peach is the only one who is lighting one up, so to speak.

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” Listen, we don’t give a shit about the princess, But Nintendo says we
have to, And they’re the bosses!” I Laughed at their Religion. Everyone
knew Nintendo were a bunch of fake People designed to explained the
world. It was just a load of bullshit.

Mmm, preachy Super Mario fanfic. Preaching about religion and how it's all a load of crap - just what I wanted before breakfast!

I mean, don't YOU think that crappy Mario fanfic is the best place to preach about your aversion to religion? You'll reach thousands upon thousands of people - and then they'll laugh at you!

frostflowers wrote:

... I don't think Peach is the only one who is lighting one up, so to speak.

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” Listen, we don’t give a shit about the princess, But Nintendo says we
have to, And they’re the bosses!” I Laughed at their Religion. Everyone
knew Nintendo were a bunch of fake People designed to explained the
world. It was just a load of bullshit.

Mmm, preachy Super Mario fanfic. Preaching about religion and how it's all a load of crap - just what I wanted before breakfast!

I mean, don't YOU think that crappy Mario fanfic is the best place to preach about your aversion to religion? You'll reach thousands upon thousands of people - and then they'll laugh at you!

It could be taken as an ironic joke, if you think about it.

You did that on purpose just to hear the screeching noises as we all tried to switch Toad-gears, didn't you?

Beautiful find. Did you make the illustration yourself?