Reepicheep-chan Important Person
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 39 Location : IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
| Subject: Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion." Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:14 pm | |
| Toad's revenge by Shadowolfblade I am doing a short one today because work was hard and I am tired. Also for a change of pace am going to do a story about Toad. *This fic is called- - Quote :
- My Adventure
By MD My Adventure by MD I guess. *shrug* Our intrepid star is musing about his lot in life. - Quote :
- I was a toad who worked as a castle guard. Fairly high position for a toad.
Not REALLY high, mind, but fairly high. Working as a skyscraper guard would have been higher, but I suppose working as a 2-bedroom flat guard would have been lower. Depends on the land elevation, I guess. - Quote :
- Anyway, I was extremely bored and wished for something exciting,
Well, shit, you have a damn castle. Take up base jumping or something. - Quote :
- other than Bowser constantly crashing in, and the princess lighting one up and saying “Alright, let’s go.”
Wait, what? - Quote :
- the princess lighting one up and saying “Alright, let’s go.”
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] - Quote :
- I needed a supplement for my constant boredom,
Like some endless drudgery or some non-stop tedium. - Quote :
- Well anyway, one day the princess got captured again, and I seemed to be the only Toad who wasn’t crying.
"Eh, I can live without her." - Quote :
- I saw a group of six of them, crying around a Castle wall with a picture of the princess. I yelled at them “What are you pussies crying for? This kind of shit happens every week!”
Hey, watch your damn mouth, asshole. - Quote :
- They looked back at me, With anger in their eyes.” Listen, we don’t give a shit about the princess,
Wow, somebody's polls are down. She better follow through with a few of those campaign promises or we might have a bloody revolution on our hands. Assuming toads bleed. - Quote :
- But Nintendo says we have to, And they’re the bosses!” I Laughed at their Religion.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Quote :
- Everyone knew Nintendo were a bunch of fake People designed to explained the world. It was just a load of bullshit.
"Listen, we don't give a shit about Jesus, but God says we have to, and He's the boss!" - Quote :
- I Walked up to my girlfriend, who I named Jill
Just let that sit on its own for a second or two. - Quote :
- (toads and toadettes have no real names, so me and her nicknamed each other; she named me toady, hers was way more original.)
Ah I see. And that is basically the end. According to Shadowolfblade's profile: - Quote :
- NEWS:
July 12, 2009- Made description, going on camping trip.
JULY 21, 2009- I have deicided to remove my stories until i'm better at writing them. So we only get this preview instead of the 6 chapter he claims to have written. Pity, I wanted to hear more about the Religion of Nintendo. *Haha, you see now what I did there. :whisper: | |
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unskilled78 Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 35 Location : a hell of his own creation.
| Subject: Re: Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion." Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:35 pm | |
| That story make no sense. | |
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frostflowers Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-10-20 Location : The comics bunker
| Subject: Re: Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion." Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:47 pm | |
| ... I don't think Peach is the only one who is lighting one up, so to speak. - Quote :
- ” Listen, we don’t give a shit about the princess, But Nintendo says we
have to, And they’re the bosses!” I Laughed at their Religion. Everyone knew Nintendo were a bunch of fake People designed to explained the world. It was just a load of bullshit. Mmm, preachy Super Mario fanfic. Preaching about religion and how it's all a load of crap - just what I wanted before breakfast! I mean, don't YOU think that crappy Mario fanfic is the best place to preach about your aversion to religion? You'll reach thousands upon thousands of people - and then they'll laugh at you! | |
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Runcible_Spoon
Join date : 2009-08-22
| Subject: Re: Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion." Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:44 pm | |
| - frostflowers wrote:
- ... I don't think Peach is the only one who is lighting one up, so to speak.
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- ” Listen, we don’t give a shit about the princess, But Nintendo says we
have to, And they’re the bosses!” I Laughed at their Religion. Everyone knew Nintendo were a bunch of fake People designed to explained the world. It was just a load of bullshit. Mmm, preachy Super Mario fanfic. Preaching about religion and how it's all a load of crap - just what I wanted before breakfast!
I mean, don't YOU think that crappy Mario fanfic is the best place to preach about your aversion to religion? You'll reach thousands upon thousands of people - and then they'll laugh at you! It could be taken as an ironic joke, if you think about it. | |
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Delcat Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 37 Location : Underestimating the power of soup
| Subject: Re: Toad's revenge, by Shadowolfblade: "I Laughed at their Religion." Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:41 am | |
| You did that on purpose just to hear the screeching noises as we all tried to switch Toad-gears, didn't you?
Beautiful find. Did you make the illustration yourself? | |
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