Agony in Pink - Power Rangers Torturefic par excellence

Ah, yes, Agony in Pink, where would Golden Oldies be without it?
For those who have been denied the pleasure of reading this badfic classic, allow me to sum it up with keywords: torture, rape, death, foot fetish.

Some choice quotes:

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As soon as she felt the icy point of needle under the nail of her tender toe terror overwhelmed her and she started begging,

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Tortura pressed the probe to Kimberly's smooth, firm stomach and pressed the button. A searing, burning pain shot through Kimberly and she screamed in agony.

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"Now, open wide!" taunted Tortura and, holding Kimberly's pretty mouth open, he inserted the drill into her mouth. Muffled pleas for mercy escaped the miserable girl's mouth, which turned to screams of the purest agony as the drill cut into one of her teeth.

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With a firm yank the nail was removed, and shrieks of pain tore from Kimberly's throat. The nail of her middle finger was next, and after that he grabbed her middle finger with the pliers and twisted it back until the bone snapped and her finger was bending backwards towards the back of her hand.

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Chapter 3 -- "Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi, Kimberly's Being Tortured!

Enjoy!

I hate you so much.
Tried to forget. Tried so, so fucking hard to forget. Don't you get it?! I can't not read it now! Jesus, Moses and Spiderman, please kill me now...

Pizza boobs! I've finally found the cafeteria!

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Chapter 3 -- "Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi, Kimberly's Being Tortured!

This is one of the few Golden Oldies I could never read - this one, and Cloud Mows the Lawn, and a small number of others. Celebrian didn't bother me much, My Inner Life, Angel of Death - I could handle all of them.

But not this. Torture is one of my biggest squicks, and this shit goes on forever.

This is and will hopefully remain the most horrible fic I've ever read. It's so...detailed, in a way that makes it much more painful to read than most stories with a lot of blood and gore.

Does it make me a horrible person that the idea of Lord Zedd doing this made me laugh?

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"Prepare for intense pain, my dear," taunted Tortura, and he pressed
the button that sent waves of pure agony through Kimberly. She
strained mightily at the bonds holding her firmly, with pitiful
screams of misery pouring from her open mouth. Lord Zedd roared with
laughter at her suffering and she mercifully fainted away from the
pain.

Someone's been reading Terry Goodkind, haven't they?

Oh my. This is not what I expected from this site. Now I'm not sure what to do.

Lurk more.

Lurk more...
Learn much...
Logic does not belong here!

It's called Why God Why. I do wonder what you were expecting.

I am so sorry, my dears. I don't know what I was thinking.

That's obvious.

Now get back to lurking until all of your faith in humanity curls up and dies.

LURK NOW!!!

Yes, obviously.

Who are you and where did you come from?

Back on subject...

Well, I'm sorry. Why should I expect to find torture pornography anywhere?

Does the name WHY GOD WHY not mean anything to you!!!!!!

Once again, lurk moar n00b.

Words can be very hurtful, you know.

I said I was sorry. We may be a site for tearing at bad writing, but do we really have to be the beasts who eat our own children?

Obviously, you haven't seen the rest of the forum.

Could you phrase that any more pretentiously?

Alea Iacta Est wrote:

Words can be very hurtful, you know.

I said I was sorry. We may be a site for tearing at bad writing, but do we really have to be the beasts who eat our own children?

...You know, we were discussing eating Waffle's aborted fetuses in another thread.

Alea Iacta Est wrote:

Words can be very hurtful, you know.

I said I was sorry. We may be a site for tearing at bad writing, but do we really have to be the beasts who eat our own children?

Well, if I recall correctly, Waffles aborts her two-week old fetuses and sells them to KFC as popcorn chicken. Quite misleading, considering her main revenue comes from the Bible Belt.

YEEEEEEEESSS!!!! Children are tasty with BBQ sauce!!!!