My New Pink Button

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.

and as if there wasn't enough out there to make perfectly beautiful women feel bad about themselves? Iunno this is gross

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Oh this?

Dude, you scared me. I thought they were mass marketing clitoplastys again.

Wait, are we meant to be worried about colour on top of everything else now?

Fuck.

ZoZo wrote:

Wait, are we meant to be worried about colour on top of everything else now?

Fuck.

I'm slightly concerned that there are people who know what colour their ladyparts are. I certainly don't sit with a mirror looking at mine, and I'd be startled if many people did.

... This is pretty freaky. People are actually concerned about the COLOR of those things?

And I don't think pink would be a natural color for them, anyways. Seriously, if my parts were pink I'd probably call the doctor...

Let's hope the color doesn't run in the middle of sex.

Lexin wrote:

I'm slightly concerned that there are people who know what colour their ladyparts are. I certainly don't sit with a mirror looking at mine, and I'd be startled if many people did.

I know what color mine are. You should actually know just to make sure there aren't any alarming changes. But see, the grand majority of labia minora are not pink and should not be pink. It's not ladylike to have pink bits just like its not ladylike to have practically non-existant labia. To have an existing standard is dumb, and hopefully, if enough women are aware of this stupidity, this product will not sell enough to cover costs and will be pulled and everyone involved will feel stupid.

Rub untested dyes on delicate absorbent membranes? This sounds totally safe and worth the risk.

Lexin wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

Wait, are we meant to be worried about colour on top of everything else now?

Fuck.

I'm slightly concerned that there are people who know what colour their ladyparts are. I certainly don't sit with a mirror looking at mine, and I'd be startled if many people did.

Dude. You are supposed to do that to get acquainted with it and check for rashes and stuff. It's medical.

Ok first:

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Paramedical Esthetician

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Jesus. wrote:

But see, the grand majority of labia minora are not pink and should not be pink.

Really? Mine are the same color as the lips on my face.

... Whoever said all lips are pink? Yours have obviously been painted over.

Still, this is pretty freaking weird. And it's not like anyone ELSE is going to care what color your lady parts are...

The color varies from woman to woman. I think the area is more likely to be some shade of pink in young girls, but it does tend to darken with age. And you should at least be familiar with how your vaginal area normally looks, including the color and anything like moles or birthmarks. That way, if you DO develop a problem (a rash, a bump that doesn't go away, et al), you'll know something's wrong and can go to the doctor.

Determining how it should look requires nothing but some alone time with a mirror. Or a mirror and a friend, if you want to be thorough.

And Cheepie, I think Paramedical Esthetician is a fancy way of saying 'unliscenced cosmotologist.

Rabid Badger wrote:

And Cheepie, I think Paramedical Esthetician is a fancy way of saying 'unliscenced cosmotologist.

I originally thought this, but turns out It's a proper title.

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A paramedical esthetician is a skincare specialist who can provide advanced skincare techniques or work in a medical office side by wide [sic] with a doctor, preparing patients for surgery which is designed to address skin issues.

Although...

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he regulations concerning paramedical estheticians vary widely. In some regions, they are subject to strict regulations and licensing requirements, while in other regions, almost anyone can practice as a paramedical esthetician. Clients should be aware of this fact because people may advertise themselves with official-sounding titles which actually carry no weight.

EileenK98 wrote:

Let's hope the color doesn't run in the middle of sex.

Oral.



Just sayin'.

Why else would your partner even look at it closely?

grmblfjx wrote:

EileenK98 wrote:

Let's hope the color doesn't run in the middle of sex.

Oral.



Just sayin'.

Why else would your partner even look at it closely?

This could become a new variation on the 'ink on the telescope eyepiece' practical joke...


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Her: "Is that lipstick on your collar?"

Him: "Nooooo...."

Oh god, the swabs