"WATCH A LEARN!" - A typical fan comic drawn by an 18 year old.

Christ! We were just having a few laughs. Sorry to offend anyone.

saeku wrote:

Have an unfunny baby and spank it whenever it cries.

I'm not sure I've ever met a funny baby...

saeku wrote:

Have an unfunny baby and spank it whenever it cries.

Elephants got nothin' on you, baby.

What's even funnier is this girl is offering free commissions. So far, nobody's taken one.
Gee, I wonder why... [/sarcasm]

Don't you just love the care she took in erasing the badly drawn sketches beneath what she drew?

quamp wrote:

Gee, I wonder why... [/sarcasm]

Really?

THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE COMEDY SO GALLINGLY OLD YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WERE LAME ENOUGH TO POST IT THREAD

...NOT!!!!!

Delcat wrote:

THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE COMEDY SO GALLINGLY OLD YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WERE LAME ENOUGH TO POST IT THREAD

...NOT!!!!!

NO! IT'S BECOME THE I'LL PROVE HOW COOL I AM BY ABUSING THE CAPS LOCK KEY AND EXCLAMATION POINTS THREAD!

Not.

THIS THREAD IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE MELISSA IS BUTTHURT THREAD

...DONGS

Mae Bedlam wrote:

THIS THREAD IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE MELISSA IS BUTTHURT THREAD

...DONGS

Just remember who led you to your new avatar, Mae.
Seriously, all I did was say something kind of silly. It's not like I shot someone's dog. Or threw around random swear words and eleventy-one exclamation points like the fanbrats we make fun of.

No one's saying you shot anyone's dog, it's just that your posts are painfully unfunny, and whenever someone points it out you get butthurt and start defending yourself in the most pathetic manner possible. You also completely failed to grasp that Delcat was making a joke—a snark, if you will, as members of this board are wont to do. You, quamp, and Chris91 form the Holy Trinity of Mediocrity; you demonstrate that being a member of a humor-based board does not automatically free you from being the completely humor-challenged person you really are.

You also draw shitty pony fanart.

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And here's Xena and Gabrielle as Ponies. I thought about drawing a scabbard or something on Xena, but I really can't see how a pony would use a sword!

What the hell is the matter with you.

Mae Bedlam wrote:

You also draw shitty pony fanart.

Dude, low blow.

Damnit this is WGW! You have to be on ALL THE TIME! Come back when you have graduated comedy school!

Mafiosa wrote:

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And here's Xena and Gabrielle as Ponies. I thought about drawing a scabbard or something on Xena, but I really can't see how a pony would use a sword!

What the hell is the matter with you.

So she's familiar with Xena and Gabrielle, but she's never seen a centaur? Cause I seem to remember then turning up fairly regularly in the show.

Melissa wrote:

Just remember who led you to your new avatar, Mae.

Because the Nostalgia Critic is just so fucking obscure right now, I know.

I'm trying to stop guys I swear but she just keeps on sayin' stuff

You know what, Mae? You're pathetic! Did you just waste a lot of time Googling my name just so you can find stuff about me to trash? God, I am so sorry I posted my other alias! I didn't think anyone would use it just to be a grade 1 asshole! Remind me never to post my last name. I don't want to wake up one morning to find a flaming bag of dog shit on my porch with a note that says "LOL YOU SUCK!!!!!!! DONGS!" Because that is just the pinacle of comedy.
I didn't draw those ponies for the likes of you. I did them for some people who would appreciate them. Bamshalam is no fan of mine, so if she tells you you're fighting dirty, you're fighting way to dirty.
BTW, how many 5 star vids do you have on YouTube? I have 15.

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You're pathetic!

Pot, Kettle, #000000

Remember, you make pony fanart using the most abrasive photoshop filters and brushes.

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Did you just waste a lot of time Googling my name just so you can find stuff about me to trash?

You didn't exactly make it difficult. Plus you're the one who actually decided "THIS IS GOOD" and put this shit out on the internet for everyone to see and judge. You didn't think these things would show up here eventually?

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way to dirty.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE

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BTW, how many 5 star vids do you have on YouTube? I have 15.

HahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you serious right now because you're killing me.

Melissa wrote:

You know what, Mae? You're pathetic! Did you just waste a lot of time Googling my name just so you can find stuff about me to trash? God, I am so sorry I posted my other alias! I didn't think anyone would use it just to be a grade 1 asshole! Remind me never to post my last name. I don't want to wake up one morning to find a flaming bag of dog shit on my porch with a note that says "LOL YOU SUCK!!!!!!! DONGS!" Because that is just the pinacle of comedy.
I didn't draw those ponies for the likes of you. I did them for some people who would appreciate them. Bamshalam is no fan of mine, so if she tells you you're fighting dirty, you're fighting way to dirty.
BTW, how many 5 star vids do you have on YouTube? I have 15.

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...this is it, guys. This...is the perfect post.

It...it has everything. It has NO U. It has DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO. It has "You do not understand how the Internet works" in at least three flavors. It has IT'S JUST NOT FOR YOU. It has LOOK I HAVE GOOD REVIEWS. It has WHY DON'T YOU DO IT BETTER. It has the line "I didn't draw those ponies for the likes of you."

THESE PONIES AREN'T FOR YOU, GUYS.

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THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

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Melissa wrote:

BTW, how many 5 star vids do you have on YouTube? I have 15.

Dunno about Mae, but all the vids I've posted there have 5 stars.

Even shit like this have five stars.

I think you should marry Chris or Quamp and have some boring kiddies to educate with violence.

Besides those ponies look like a shit. The anatomy pretty much flew straight out of the window leaving behind some distorted pink shit piles claiming to be comical ponies. Review whore? Not much...

Wow.

Melissa wrote:

God, I am so sorry I posted my other alias! I didn't think anyone would use it just to be a grade 1 asshole!

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I didn't draw those ponies for the likes of you.

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BTW, how many 5 star vids do you have on YouTube? I have 15.

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Melissa, you're meaning to say that your alias is Assilem? Ass jokes aside, you should know better than to rip your naming schemes from Troll 2.

Wow. When people give me good reviews, it means nothing but when people suck up to Mae, it means the world! Good to know. I'll start building a shrine to her immediately. When I kiss her ass, should I go for the left cheek or the right cheek? Should I tell her it smells like begonias or like lavender?
And I'm so sorry I'm not entertaining enough. Would you like me to try tap dancing while waving flags? Maybe I should just shout swear words at random like Mae does since that's what goes for comedy. God forbid I should ever be mediocre. God forbid that once in awhile, my work is less than perfect. Anyone know the name of a good comedy school I could go to so I can learn how to entertain you? While I'm on the subject, remind me to ask you guys if it's OK before I do anything. I wouldn't want to do anything "lame" or "uncool". Life is still high school, you know.

Oh honey, please just stop. You're just making this worse for yourself.

I mean that seriously, step away from the keyboard and go take a walk or something. You're taking this way to personally.

For a change you actually are funny.

If you can't contribute anything useful, just shut your mouth up or you'll be called for it. You work exactly like Chris does, so much that it frightens me.