This is not how you reconnect with your child!!!

Penguin wrote:: The thing is, that profile's out of date;

WE CARE.

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Cyberwulf wrote:: I wonder if Al and Penguin knew what kind of sick fuck they were associating with.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Yes.

So, where do you stand on the contentious issue of solving child abuse by just accepting that kids love to fuck adults?

Penguin wrote:: The thing is, that profile's out of date; apparently he hasn't lived in Seattle for years, and wants me to be VERY AWARE THAT HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND FUCKS HER REGULARLY and stuff, which makes him far more sexually healthy than I.

Lots of sex =/= Sexually healthy

You crack me up, little buddy! Join date : 2009-06-03

Verandering wrote:

Penguin wrote:: The thing is, that profile's out of date; apparently he hasn't lived in Seattle for years, and wants me to be VERY AWARE THAT HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND FUCKS HER REGULARLY and stuff, which makes him far more sexually healthy than I.

Lots of sex =/= Sexually healthy

And also why was his last login to okcupid Sept. 15th if he has a girlfriend.

Penguin wrote:: The thing is, that profile's out of date; apparently he hasn't lived in Seattle for years, and wants me to be VERY AWARE THAT HE HAS A REAL DOLL AND FUCKS HER REGULARLY and stuff, which makes him far more sexually healthy than I.

I heard they're hard to clean though.

Sporkbender Join date : 2009-06-10

Delcat wrote:: TRANSVESTITES ARE ALMOST ALWAYS STRAIGHT. I WILL BEAT YOU ABOUT THE HEAD WITH EDDIE IZZARD.

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<3 This comment is awesome and you are awesome.

Mafiosa wrote:

Verandering wrote:

Penguin wrote:: The thing is, that profile's out of date; apparently he hasn't lived in Seattle for years, and wants me to be VERY AWARE THAT HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND FUCKS HER REGULARLY and stuff, which makes him far more sexually healthy than I.

Lots of sex =/= Sexually healthy

And also why was his last login to okcupid Sept. 15th if he has a girlfriend.

They broke up Sept. 14th? :hmm:

Armbiter of Good Fanfiction Join date : 2009-06-10

I wonder if Penguin still associates with that idiot, because srsly.

Fapmaster Join date : 2009-06-10

Psy-4 wrote:: I wonder if Penguin still associates with that idiot, because srsly.

He reminds me of you on the green boards, except he's an incestuous horse-fucker.

Join date : 2009-09-17 Location : ∞

Pah, humans. What's the real difference between you and a horse, anyway? A few chromosomes? Really, I have trouble telling the two of you apart.

Deutschtard wrote:

Delcat wrote:: TRANSVESTITES ARE ALMOST ALWAYS STRAIGHT. I WILL BEAT YOU ABOUT THE HEAD WITH EDDIE IZZARD.

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<3 This comment is awesome and you are awesome.

THIS. SO MUCH. But I already loved you, so... I got nothin'.

Sporkbender Join date : 2009-07-21

Penguin wrote:: The thing is, that profile's out of date; apparently he hasn't lived in Seattle for years, and wants me to be VERY AWARE THAT HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND FUCKS HER REGULARLY and stuff, which makes him far more sexually healthy than I.

At least you don't have a mental image.

Ah well, I can't complain. Sure, I only get laid once every....uh...well, I just realized that the way the last one went really isn't something to brag about. Goddammit.

Cyberwulf wrote:

007bistromath wrote:: I'm logging back in

THIS IS WHAT WILLPOWER LOOKS LIKE

Damn... When it's to the point where Cyberwulf is pwning your ass with one hand tied behind the keyboard... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

InkWeaver wrote:

Deutschtard wrote:

Delcat wrote:: TRANSVESTITES ARE ALMOST ALWAYS STRAIGHT. I WILL BEAT YOU ABOUT THE HEAD WITH EDDIE IZZARD.

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<3 This comment is awesome and you are awesome.

THIS. SO MUCH. But I already loved you, so... I got nothin'.

*straightens her tie* I try, guys, I try.

Delcat wrote:: Nice girl: Hi, what's your--
Bistro: I ENJOY WRITING STORIES ABOUT HORSES FUCKING GIRLS LIKE YOU
Nice girl: --name.

If he's the same guy who got kicked off another forum I visit a few years ago, dogs as well. I thought I recognised the username.

Hot and Botherer Join date : 2009-06-10

007bistromath wrote:: I came here in part because Alhazred dragged me into GAFF-diving many times when this place was still GAFF. I saw a place where people took the worst the Internet had to offer and made it something priceless: a close examination of just what can go wrong with a human mind. That is both entertaining and useful; one of the best ways to improve as a person and help to heal as a society is to truly understand what people are thinking when they do disturbing and stupid things, so that we can control the damage of simple human folly. Artistry, particularly storytelling, is one of the main ways in which we do this, and debugging the stories that are told, the original core concept of this community, adds a further layer of sanity checking. The process also happens to be hilarious.

That was GAFF, and I came here to be a part of that.

...someone is glorifying the past. A bit.

Join date : 2009-07-24

...and there I was thinking that GAFF was just about scuzzy teenagers writing substandard stories.

Cyberwulf wrote:: WE CARE.

Good to know.

Quote :: So, where do you stand on the contentious issue of solving child abuse by just accepting that kids love to fuck adults?

It's a load of horseshit.

Verandering wrote:: Lots of sex =/= Sexually healthy

I am aware of this, and gave up arguing the point long ago.

Psy-4 wrote:: I wonder if Penguin still associates with that idiot, because srsly.

You ever have a friend, and that friend had another friend, and you wound up hanging out with that other dude by default? Yeah, that's about as close of an "association" we have.

Quote :: Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search.

Aimee Louise Sword of Waterford Township, near Detroit, was arraigned this week on three charges of criminal sexual conduct for the alleged rape of her biological son, whom she put up for adoption more than 10 years ago, MyFOXDetroit reported.

Prosecutors say the boy is still a minor, but won't disclose whether he knew the woman was his mother — a situation that has horrified mental health experts who are calling the case "an abomination."

Way to fuck up your son's life sweet heart. I hope they register her as a sex offender, and keep her away from kids period.