Before the last of the Take Me To Ariake! spork is posted, I'd like to take the time to share this. I originally wrote this in the spring of 2008, during a two-week span when my internet connection was screwed - my reasoning being that porno manga is an relatively unexplored and inexhaustible source of potential lulz. The first draft was posted in five parts to Weepingcock*, where people seemed to like it. I decided to repost in on HoBF shortly after it sprang up, revising it as I went along. That draft also included a write-up to the one-shot sequel to the manga, and it is this version, with minor adjustments, which I'm reposting in the hope it will find a permanent home here. It's interesting going back to this after Ariake and watching the seeds of Ono's insanity in partial blossom - it's the same feeling one gets while reading Seung-Hui Cho's high school writing assignments, or Myra Hindley's old columns in the Manchester Parakeet Enthusiast.
There's another reason why I'm posting this just before Ariake is finished, but I'm keeping that a secret for now.
*Said draft can be found here. It's rougher and the image links are all dead, but take a look if you're interested.
The field of hentai (or “anime porn”, as it is more concisely known) is universally regarded as a strange one. Along with your standard-issue naughty tentacles, it is also home to a mind-numbing number of fetishes and other nasty delights. In my never-ending quest for sporking material, I have come along nearly all of them, but nothing in the field, as far as strangeness goes, compares with the slim volume known as Anal Justice 2. And by “field”, I don’t merely mean that of porn, but of the entire literary canon of humanity. There is nothing else I have ever read that is remotely like this. The world of this manga is a world where literally everything is about sex, where sperm is a panacea and school is held for the express purposes of orgies and philosophical dissertations about the nature of genitalia. This is something that even 4chan regards as odd - take that as you will. But why can’t darker, more objectively squickier manga top this in terms of strangeness?
As far as its actual content goes, Anal Justice 2 is pretty tame. No one is raped (at least not severely - this is Japanese porn, after all), tortured, inflated or cut up, and there’s nary a tentacle in sight. Sure, the author proudly puts his fetishes on display, but by hentai standards they’re pretty innocuous. It’s not the art, which is competent for the most part. It’s the tone and dialogue of the book that makes this one. It’s hard to describe, but there’s a certain innocence to the plot. It plays out like some kind of pornographic afterschool special, as if the author was honestly trying to write porn for kids. “Whimsical” is almost an appropriate word for it. It could even be interpreted as a simple plea for tolerance and love if you took all the penises out.
If you took all the penises out of this, though, you wouldn't even be left with the table of contents. For Anal Justice 2 (subtitled "Ejaculating Cock Tales") is author Toshihiro Ono's ultimate ode to phalli, cum, futanari*, and schoolgirls. As whimsical as the manga is, it's still a weird kind of whimsy, and one that rates very, very high on the WTF-meter. I’ve done my best to censor any pages that the recap links to, for your safety (and the fact that I'm hosting them on Photobucket), but be aware that they still may qualify as NSFW. *Note about the terminology used in the recap: Futanari, or ‘dickgirl‘, is a term for Japanese porn that features female characters who inexplicably have penises (the term futa is a shorter, adjectival form of this). I would use the word hermaphrodite (as the book itself does on occasion) here, but that term is technically used to denote characters that possess both testicles as well as a penis (testicles being the hormone-producing organs and all)-not only do the futanari of Anal Justice 2 not fit that description, the very fact that they don’t becomes a major plot point later on. If this is particularly squicky to you, you should click out now and save yourself.
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Nanao ("Nana-chan") Tachibana: The main protagonist. An effeminate, crossdressing, borderline-transgender boy who attends a girls' school whose gender-checking policies are ludicrously lax. Notable as the first male member of the Erection Club, the plot concerns his own self-doubt and disillusion with the group. Makes numerous mentions of his desire to get pregnant with Itsuka's child. Is a few condoms short of a pleasure pack.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Itsuka ("Icchan") Marimoto: A futanari honors student whose main role is "Nanao's girlfriend". Mainly seen having sex with Nanao when he's there, and angsting about his absence and being temperamental when he's not. Ends up nearly breaking a few asses (you read that right) when she gets really pissed.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Mina Kyogoku: The only major character who does not, in fact, possess a penis, she makes do with her trusty strap-on. Has frequent relations with Nanao and Itsuka and is the established school slut, until she develops a relationship with Futami.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Futami: A tough-talking dickgirl and an established member of the Erection Club. Manages to successfully start a relationship with Mina and reform her from her sluttish ways, despite having no romantic tact whatsoever.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Ms. Sakura Arisugawa: Hermaphrodite (her gender is kind of unclear here) teacher who Nanao harbors a crush on. Leader of the Ball Club, her ultimate dream is to found a school where no actual learning takes place. Is actually the closest this manga has to a voice of reason.
The Erection Club: School organization devoted entirely to orgies (no administrators at the school take issue with this sort of thing). Proud members include Nanao, Itsuka, Mina, Futami, Hitoe (the club leader) and a whole bunch of other dickgirls who are pretty much just there.
The Ball Club: Posing as a sports club, this is a rival student organization comprised entirely out of cross-dressing boys. Its members believe in the inherent superiority of those with testicles and emerge as the main antagonists. I would list the individual members, but they're all pretty much the same. Except for Misogyny-kun, but we’ll get to him later.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Toshihiro “Sanpei Kamirenjaku“ Ono: The author, who bamfs into the story (as a midget with a cardboard box on his head) every now and then. Usually, it's to declare his eternal love for schoolgirls and then promptly berate himself afterwards. Best known in the West as the author of the successful, non-pornographic Pokémon manga series The Electric Tale Of Pikachu, which manages to make this effort even stranger. It might also explain the “porn for kids” angle.
“But Zeiss”, you ask, “why is this only about Anal Justice 2? Wasn’t there an Anal Justice 1?” There was, but it wasn’t as memorable. It was a pretty average futanari romp, covering Nanao’s initiation into the Erection Club, whose only major “WTF” moments were this preface from the “Ejaculation Council Of Japan” and a chapter where Nanao and the gang buy a vibrator for a sickly child. The continuity of the series is such that the second volume can be safely regarded as a stand-alone.
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While the cover makes no mention of the strangeness found therein, the preface illustration proudly exclaims that, "All girls who read this comic are absolutely guaranteed to get pregnant! Conception Ratio 100%!", which comes off as more of a threat than an enticement. Ono, as we will learn, has a certain fixation with pregnancy, among other things.
The first chapter has nothing to do with the rest of the plot, and revolves around a twist of the old "subway molester" ploy - this time it's Nanao who finds himself compromised by a gang of rowdy schoolgirls. Specifically, they are the "Ass Girls", the ridiculously skimpily-attired students of a nearby girls' prefecture where the only subject is apparently Being Perpetually Horny 101 ("At recess, you can't hear anything except the sound of vibrators and a whole lot of moaning!"). For they go groping, groping inside packed train cars, that’s where the Ass Girls all learn to grope lightly; groping, fondling inside packed train cars, the ol’ Ass Girl-grope pleases boys completely (Someday, I really want to see a porn based in the steamy world of log-driving)!
The day after they make the initial first grope, they treat Nanao to the Most Frightening-Looking Vibrator Ever - how many actual sex toys have you seen with horns and what looks like a Koopa shell at the top? No lube is needed, of course - Anal Justice 2 is ultimately a very idealistic work: sex literally solves everything, nothing truly bad ever happens to anyone, and all anuses, as they are in the dreams of a thousand yaoi fangirls, are self-lubricating. The chapter ends with Nanao deciding to ride by bike to school, and he and Itsuka contemplating the Ass Girls; while both confess their desire to join them, they both realize their fatal flaw:
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"They don't have cocks! They don't allow it! Hahahahaha...wanna go have sex in that public bathroom over there?"
They do indeed, and neither the incident nor the “ass girls” in general are ever mentioned again.
Okay, maybe that chapter didn’t warrant the overlong introduction, but remember that this is just the beginning. Welcome to the land of Anal Justice, where if you don't have a penis, you suck.* And this, folks, is one of the more normal chapters in the book. A book that starts off with a school of female train molesters and goes on to feature dickgirls, club rivalries, pregnancy, snobbish cross-dressers, oddly designed sex toys, cum with healing abilities, aliens, and more penises than one can possibly count. And when all is said and done, you will never think of testicles in the same way again. *Despite the "moral", I think that it’s important to note that the book is not necessarily openly misogynistic in quite the same way that, say, the Gor series is; Ono doesn't go on screeds about "the natural way" as much as he just apparently thinks that having a penis is more fun than not having one.
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This chapter really doesn't have much to offer in the way of plot; most of it is simply a threesome between Nanao, Itsuka, and Mina that's utterly devoid of meaningful dialogue. It's soon revealed, though, that Mina, being the filthy slattern that she is, has funneled her envy over Nanao and Itsuka's penises into a newfound obsession with consuming semen - so much so that the other characters start to notice (and if even these guys start to think that you have a detrimental sexual addiction, it's time to sign up for immediate psychological help). As Erection Club officers Hitoe and Futami put it:
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"Whatever could have gotten into Mina? She's just doing one after another, as though she has an insatiable lust for cum! She's like a woman possessed!" "Cum poisoning, maybe?"
Cum poisoning. The reason why porno magazines, aside from having warning labels and being shelved out of reach of children, will in the future be forced to wear the Mr. Yuk sticker. Anyway, the chapter ends with Futami making the shocking discovery that Mina has been whoring herself out to random people in order to satisfy her lust. Mina runs away, embarrassed, after Futami spies her, before keeling over in pain and spending her last words declaring that her addiction was caused by eating cum-based paint chips as a child. Futami breaks down in tears, and the next page shows several yearly statistics for Japanese cum-poisoning casualties, as well as the number for a hotline to report cum poisoning victims. The final page shows a larger view of Futami sobbing, while in the background we see, for the first time, the actual name of the girls' academy - "Degrassi High School".
Well, she runs away, at least. I had that part right.
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With Mina abandoning the Erection Club after the events of the last chapter, Hitoe and Futami discuss the situation over a (surprisingly lucid) blowjob. Hitoe worries about Mina's health, while Futami is visibly angry and goes so far as to threaten to kick her out of the club.
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“That girl has been paying for cum! Her behavior is totally shameful!”
“Being a sex addict, that’s one thing, but capitalism? That’s just wrong!”
Hitoe manages to calm Futami down with an explanation from the Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann textbook on human sexuality:
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"Futami...that girl doesn't have a cock to call her own. I'm sure she's simply pursuing cum because it's her heart that is thirsty."
"You see, Mina being a biological female, she is unable to believe in the penis that would likewise believe in her. Her addiction, in addition to threatening her health, severely hinders her ability to pierce the heavens."
Futami then confronts Mina and tries to help her by offering to take her to counseling. And by "counseling", we mean she scolds her and asks her to have sex in a public bathroom (technically, it‘s rape, but this is hentai manga, so no one gives a crap). Since Ono has a fetish for porta-potty sex and has complete dominion over his universe, the predictable happens. Though, Futami’s proposition rapidly changes in intent from straight-up raunchy sex:
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"Kyogoku...do you know what you can get up to in this restroom? You don't have to stop at plain ol' sex here. You can stretch your ass real wide and let rip with whatever you've got inside you!"
To a bout of emotional, healing sex:
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"So spit it all out, sweetie, everything that's in your heart. Let me be a vessel to catch everything that pours out of you!"
Before devolving completely into:
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"Your pee tastes real good, Kyogoku!"
Following this, Futami reveals she has recovered Mina's "lonely and abandoned" strap-on (obviously a symbol of sorts). Both then proceed to go at it, while Mina muses that it is indeed sad that she never know "the bonds two girls with cocks can share with one another". TWU WUV, people. Anyway, the girls (who are magically transported from a bathroom to a bed somewhere) spend a happy night together:
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"You're sleepy already today. You can use my cock as your pillow." "Will you keep it hard for me all night long?" "Of course I will." "I love you, Futami."
"Do you also mind if I flip your cock to the other side and hit around a bit, just to fluff it up a little?” "Look, kid, don't push your luck."
The next day, they run into Nanao and Itsuka, who celebrate Mina's birthday by giving her the expensive tea set she's always wanted. Well, no, they give her a custom dildo set, the logic behind which is described in excruciating detail (they‘re made from molds of Nanao‘s and Itsuka‘s respective penises, there‘s two of each so she can every kind of fun with them…sex toys are for Ono what dust was to Steinbeck). Mina (who, of course, has been magically healed from her shameful ways) goes on to use said dildo set on Nanao and Itsuka while Futami watches, and then they both pretty much fade into the background for the rest of the manga.
And now that we've got most of the boring filler-ish stuff at the beginning over with, next post sees the first of the incredibly surreal parts. You have been warned.
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Pregnant Woman Academy Side Story: “Pregnancy!! Miss Tamahiyo”
“I’m Toshihiro Ono; writer, dream-weaver, visionary. Plus pervert. You are entering the world of my imagination; you are entering my Cockplace.”
Yes, folks, this section is where the real weirdness begins. We now take a detour for a rather strange (attempted) side-story to the tale of Nanao and the gang, one that has absolutely nothing to do with the main plot. The tale starts off at the scenic gardens of “Pregnant Woman Academy”, a school where:
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“94% of the students here are pregnant.”
I guess we know now where all the abstinence-only education funding went. [Insert Bristol Palin joke here]
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“5.7% are the ‘pregnant women reserve’, and the remaining 0.3% are cross-dressers”
“Pregnant Woman Academy: Proudly educating both girls who wish to know the virtues of motherhood, and boys who wish to know the virtues of stuffing a watermelon under the shirt. Established 1839.”
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“For details on how Miss Tamahiyo got pregnant, check ‘Pregnant Woman Academy 4: Final Maternity Dress!!’”
Or better yet, ask your parents. Make sure to leave the bit about reading weird Japanese porn comics out, though, or they'll still be looking at you funny come next Thanksgiving.
Students at Pregnant Woman Academy enjoy a rounded curriculum of looking at ultrasound scans, listening to the titular Miss Tamahiyo talk about pregnancy, and...nothing else really. I think that the whole academy is like one of those history courses in high school where the teacher is hungover and you just have to show up to pass, except that fetuses are involved. In any matter, the story is surprisingly clean and nondescript, apart from a panel where Miss Tamahiyo rather enthusiastically tells a student that having a baby will rip her perineum apart like a bag of chips being torn open. However, the chapter itself is (fittingly) aborted, lasting only two pages before Ono's unsatisfied avatar visibly tears it to shreds.
The rest of the chapter is filled up by Ono's ramblings, and is the point where it’s possible to sense his mind snapping in half. The fourth wall suffers in turn. This bit is the closest thing to an honest stream of consciousness I've ever seen in any kind of porn, and the sequence of images goes thusly:
-A rather bizarre sequence where the author avatar receives some sort of degenerate equivalent of spiritual communion by having a young girl urinate on him, going on all the while about how the stuff contains the "energy of the universe." Let's just hope the new-age crowd never catches wind on this. I really don't want to know if you can make those funky crystals out of piss.
-A short brother/sister incest comic where the younger brother cheats on his sister with a younger girl (“Dai-chan! You filled her pussy with cum!...I only want you to come in my pussy! Can't you show a little restraint”), leading to the inevitable reparation sex (“I don’t mind if you get me pregnant, Dai-chan. I just want you to come inside me five or even ten times a day, okay?”) - the author then shouts at them to cut it out, perhaps fearing that the girl will be sent off to the dreaded "academy." The author wisely interjects that a brother and sister having a baby is "a bad idea", and promptly switches the scene.
-A sequence where the author recounts a dream in which he saw a crowd of naked schoolgirls in an anime-themed sex store (“The power of that girl‘s tears washed away that illusion”). His publisher promptly calls to tell him to quit with the lolicon stuff and literally ask him what the hell he’s been smoking.
-A switch back to Nanao and Itsuka, right in the middle of a rough anal sex session (which Ono admits is another one of his fetishes). Following that, Nanao starts tearing up as he realizes he can’t get pregnant with Itsuka’s children, only to have her reassure him that - wait for it - she can get pregnant for him. It’s surprising that Nanao doesn’t spend most of the book keeling over, because he sure seems like the type of person who needs to have Itsuka remind him how to exhale now and then.
And then that's it. The chapter ends as abruptly as it began, but the stage is now set for the longest arc of the story. Would you believe it could get any stranger? It does, my friends, it certainly does.
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The chapter opens with the only depiction of Nanao doing actual schoolwork in the book - naturally, it only serves for Nanao to ogle his teacher, Ms. Arisugawa. You didn't expect the book to start taking its setting seriously, did you? Itsuka notices Nanao's infatuation and doesn’t take it too well, fearing future competition - as Nanao has confessed to already masturbating to his teacher “two or three times” that day:
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“Multiply by 365-does that mean you’re gonna cum between 730 and 1,095 times because of that teacher?…You’re so cruel, Nana-chan! How can I compete with her? How can I when that teacher is the only thing that will get you hard?”
At least the school teaches math, albeit within a sex-based curriculum. I can't imagine what the word problems must be like, or if they ever have to consider a spherical cock. Of course, both quickly make up and have sex, leading to a compromising situation for Itsuka: “My eyes-the goggles, they do nothing!”
Anyway, Itsuka waves goodbye to Nanao and stumbles on blindly to Erection Club, while Nanao reflects on their soon-to-be very unusual relationship:
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“Ah, I’m so glad I met Icchan! At sixteen, we’ll get married…and then pregnancy!”
However, he makes a stunning and depressing realization:
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“Ah. I can’t get pregnant.”
“Dammit, why do I have to miss out on the magical world of mood swings and episiotomies? Damn the sexually-confused cardboard-headed man that made me!”
Suddenly, he notices a strange afterschool affair going on next to him, as Miss Arisugawa and another student obliviously start making out across the corner. Nanao only starts to “observe the proceedings”, as it were, when the student pulls down Arisugawa’s panties and reveals a frightful sight dwelling in her nether regions:
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“Huh? A cock!? And balls!?”
SUSPENSO
Arisugawa declines to do it out in the open, but offers her lover that she will make it all up:
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“I’ll just come over your face in the club room later, okay? Just wait ‘till then.”
Say what you will about the world of Anal Justice, at least the people are polite (and the trains of grab-happy schoolgirls run on time). She is soon distracted, though, by the sounds of Nanao masturbating furiously (“Splurt! Splort!”) and runs to investigate. Actually, the whole story makes surprisingly more sense if you assume that Nanao’s penis makes honking noises when he comes. Now, do you think she: A) Runs away, fearing for her career, B) Asks what Nanao is actually doing gawking around in the halls after hours and jerking off, C) Complements Nanao on his balls, girlishly asks him if he saw “them” and promptly starts having her way with him?
Is there even a point in asking?
Anyway, she comforts Nanao (“It’s okay. I’m just the same as you. I want to feel balls.") and offers to take him someplace “more appropriate”. Nanao, left with a “continual hard-on” (it also makes surprisingly more sense if you assume that a substantial portion of blood meant for his brain gets diverted to his dick), follows, and is led to the door of the room adjacent to the Erection Club, the “Ball Club”. And just what is this “Ball Club”, you wonder? Well, for one thing…
Several, to be precise. The entire club is comprised of nothing but cross-dressing, perpetually horny boys. Nanao gives a more…poetic description:
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“This was a place with an avalanche of penises, where balls contract and semen pours like a waterfall! To enjoy - like a flower garden of guys.”
“Yes, Nanao! This is where the magic happens! Where the essence of orgies is in the air itself! Where the orgasms pile on thick like tapioca pudding! Where tender young prostate glands quiver about like so many macadamia nuts! Where the lube flows fast like…okay, I was just kidding about the lube part.” “An avalanche of penises”? Is that some sort of obscure collective noun? Does James Gandolfini know about this?
Will Nanao fall victim to the wiles of these strange young men? How will Itsuka and the Erection Club react? Will the Ass Girls ever get cold in that outfit? Does being male in this manga serve any point at all? Find out on the next exciting installment of Anal Justice 2!
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“Look at this club. Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think that my sex life’s complete? Wouldn’t you think they’re the girls…girls who have everything? They’ve got futas and dickgirls aplenty. They have dildos and buttsex galore. Want a girl with a cock? They’ve got twenty. But who cares…no big deal…I want more…”
Yes, you'd think nonstop afterschool futanari fuckfests would be enough for Nanao, but he's never satisfied. What will be the sex of his lover? Is this what it sounds like, when balls cry?
We pick up from right where we left off - Nanao stands dumbfounded at the sight of the multiple cross-dressing boys laid out before him in the clubroom; indeed the boys seem equally confused, initially mistaking him for “one of the girls from the Erection Club” and responding as any group of sane traps would (“Eeek! Don’t look at my balls!”). Miss Arisugawa then thoughtfully helps rectify the situation by pointing out that Nanao too also possesses balls, and is therefore eligible for membership in the Ball Club.
You’re going to hear the word “balls” a lot from now on, in case you were wondering.
Arisugawa explains the clubs' mission statement to Nanao:
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“Outwardly, at least, this so-called Ball Club’s activities are to study, research and play all kinds of ball games, but the truth is…it’s really a paradise for guys who wish to enjoy the pleasures of testicles!”
“Yes, Billy, with all the wonderful everyday conveniences that they give us, just think where all of us would be today if it wasn’t for testicles! And it’s all thanks to Testicorp - building a better future for you, your children, and your children’s children! Invest in gonads today!” As someone who has them, I find that this manga as a whole tends to greatly exaggerate the benefits of testicles. But hey, I'm not the guy with the box on his head.
Nanao is invited to become the group’s seventh member, and is immediately flattered that there are other boys just like him. Kasumi, the group’s apparent ringleader, doesn’t waste any time trying to get in on with Nanao, pushing him on the bed and straddling him cajone a cajone (I’m actually pretty sure that this manga is where the whole “balls are touching” meme comes from). With their scrotums battling for dominance, Kasumi tries to permanently win over Nanao to his side:
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“I bet your Erection Club can’t give you a wonderful feeling to compare with this. This is a secret pleasure you can only enjoy with your fellow man!”
"In the Ball Club...To better sex we hold the keys! In the Ball Club...Have daily boy-on-boy orgies! In the Ball Club...Come celebrate your favorite gland! In the Ball Club...Can't you see we need a hand?"
Nanao is driven to ejaculation (I’m starting to think that this is just his default response to everything, perhaps a vestigial reflex or something) just from the testicular stimulation, and the other members gather around to marvel at his cum (what did they expect?). They then apply the potent double strategy of oral sex and flattery:
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“He’s shooting it out like a fountain! What a pretty cock!”
I’ve heard cocks described as ‘velvet’, ‘turgid’, ‘tumescent’, even ‘Brobdingnagian’, but I have to admit that this is the first time I’ve read one described as pretty.
It’s not too long before Miss Arisugawa herself - always such a responsible educator - asks if she can get herself involved (“You don’t mind if I come in your ass, do you, Nanao?") Nanao obliges, but even he soon feels the sheer…over-enthusiasm of his teacher:
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“Ooh! It feels like my cock’s gonna tear apart!”
“AUGH WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE WHAT KIND OF TEACHER ARE YOU!?”
But pain melts into pleasure, as it is so wont to do, and Nanao starts encouraging her:
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“Miss Arisugawa, keep thrusting your cock inside me right to the hilt! It feels so good when your balls slap against mine!”
“Now Ball Slap is a little old slap that/Gets you sa-tis-fac-tiooon…Ball Slap, baby…/’Ball Slap!’, says the big trap…”
Miss Arisugawa is also enthused:
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“Aah! You’re amazing, Nanao! Your asshole is the rarest and most wonderful!”
Since the invention of the asshole, there have been five assholes that were rated the most wonderful, the most pure. Nanao’s left them all behind. The End.
Well, not really. After Nanao and Arisugawa’s inevitable climax, we switch back to Itsuka, all alone on her bed after Nanao seemingly abandoned her; he gives her the old “something came up” excuse over the phone, but Itsuka is still rightly suspicious. Her suspicions turn out to be entirely valid, as all Nanao can think about is balls, balls, balls.
(That last link is NSFW, for the record, as there's not enough Ken in the visible universe that would be able to properly censor it.)
Could this mean...romantic complications and (gasp!) hijinks? Find out next time - same WGW time, same WGW channel.
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Back at the home front, Itsuka wonders about why the newly-seduced Nanao is acting so strange all of a sudden:
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“You go off like that every recess…and when you return you have that dazed look on your face like you just came… but most suspicious of all is how he’s been skipping the after-school club a lot lately. I even get the feeling that he isn’t producing as much cum as usual… he can’t be! Is he…”
“Yes, it seems very likely-there is a five percent chance that Nanao is actually Kira!”
Mina hops into the frame, out of self-exile from the book, in order to tease Itsuka some about Nanao’s apparent infidelity. When Itsuka explains that Mina should be equally upset (“You’ve been after Nana-chan for his cock as well, haven’t you?”), Mina asserts that she has moved on to Futami, and remarks rather flippantly that Itsuka “gets one rival after another”. A visibly miffed Itsuka rips open Mina’s shirt and just begins to play "leech" with her breasts, when Hitoe (the class leader) yells out the one line from this manga that you’ve probably already heard (if you pay attention to 4chan banner ads):
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“Miss Marimoto! No raping in the classroom!”
Rape? That’s a paddlin’. “Miss Marimoto, if you must rape that poor girl, please use one of the designated raping facilities located throughout the school. You know how much the janitors hate cleaning up your mess.”
Meanwhile, Nanao shows up to tell the club that he’s unable to attend the day's meeting. Mina and Itsuka, their curiosity piqued, promptly start following him to the door of the Ball Club. Futami, also presumably returning from exile, wanders onto the scene just in time to answer Itsuka’s inquiry regarding what the Ball Club actually is:
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“They don’t let outsiders in. Non-members are forbidden to even enter the club room. They won’t intermingle with us, and we don’t even know what goes on inside!”
Ball Club operates on a need-to-fuck basis. Members (and testicles) only.
Mina, for some reason, then starts incessantly propositioning Futami:
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“Futami-iii! Huwwy up! My wittle pussy’s dwipping wet for oo!!”
And here I thought that using baby talk for seduction had gone the way of the captivity narrative and jokes about women drivers. Futami obliges, leaving Itsuka alone - only to witness Nanao tongue-kissing one of the Ball Club members. I think they're tongue-kissing; it looks more like they're both sticking their tongues out and bashing their heads together. Whatever the case, DRAMA IS HAD.
Can Itsuka deal with the shocking truth? Is the Ball Club more than it seems? What did Kari see in the Dark Ocean? And does anyone else remember Prometheus & Bob (Seriously, that show was awesome)? Find out the answers to all these questions-and less-in the next episode of Anal Justice 2!
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Itsuka finally confronts Nanao on the school roof and inquires into why he's apparently broken up with her. Nanao, his judgment clouded by his preoccupation with balls (you may have noticed), responds absent-mindedly (“It’s nothing. -SLURP-"), making Itsuka slap him and run off in tears. Nanao briefly regains composure:
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“What’s wrong with me? I’ve been acting so odd lately…I’ve noticed that all I ever think about is balls…I want to lick balls!”
“Well, at least that explains why I got kicked out of Al’s Bowling Hut last Thursday. They should have at least told me that they leave the polishing to machines now..."
Nanao then launches into a ball-licking daydream, but snaps out of it, awoken by Mina and Futami going at it behind him. Yes, they're still on the school roof, in full view of everybody. Futami fills him on what he's been missing back at Erection Club and explains, to Nanao’s shock, that Itsuka has been reduced to simply masturbating to a picture of Nanao’s penis during club meetings. Nanao is rightfully appalled. Determined to make things right, he proposes a merger with Erection Club during the next Ball Club meeting:
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“All the members are the kind of people who have a good understanding of and appreciation of penises. I think it would be good for us all!”
“I mean, all of us passed the Penis Comprehension Exam; well, except for Miki, she probably still thinks that Fellatio is a Shakespearean character, and that the vas deferens is located somewhere in Ursa Major. But still…”
Merging, however, is the last thing the Ball Club wants:
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“It doesn’t matter how many of them have cocks, they are still girls.”
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“Sure, they may have cocks, but they don’t have balls, right?”
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"You and your fake cocks!”
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“Yeah, if you want your cocks without balls, you’re gonna have to keep it to summer vacations only!”
"Ball Club", of course, is only a front for the shadowy organization known only as G.R.O.S.S: Get Rid Of Slimy dickgirlS.
Nanao is understandably dumbfounded by this, so one of the other members explains it to him, using the immortal fangirl defense:
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“You see, we’re…special.”
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“We’re guys who love cocks and cum. Girls don’t have to disguise themselves to get into a girls-only school, so there’s nothing special about them.”
Ball Club, Ball Club über alles, über alles in the school...
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“We who manage to attend this school against all odds are a kind of ‘penis elite’.”
“The JFK assassination. Alien abductions. Viagra-linked deaths. The Government denies it all. But are they all really connected - to the shadowy ‘Penis Elite’? Find out on “Secrets of the Phalluminati”, tonight on the History Channel.” And while we're on the topic, who are the Overlords of the Penis?
Another member, who’ll I call Misogyny-kun from now on, elaborates.
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"If you have a penis it makes you a superior person. We elite can't be self-conscious to reveal ourselves like this."
The meeting is then tragically cut short as Andrea Dworkin runs into the clubroom, guns a-blazing. Well, not really, but Nanao does have the courage to stand up against this discrimination:
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“Hitoe said it best: ‘Before a willing anus, all penises are created equal,’ she said. ‘They are all alike, with or without balls, cut or uncut,’ she said.”
“Cut or uncut, lubed or unlubed, paper or plastic, black or decaf. For she had a dream: That one day, our children will be judged not by the presence of their balls, but by the content of their anuses.”
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“They’re all so affectionate, and they all sing the praises of anal sex, too!
All rise for the "Horst-Wessel-Glied" Ball Club National Anthem!
The other members are not impressed:
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“I pity you, Nanao. It’s like you’ve been poisoned by those hermaphrodite penises.”
“I mean seriously, you fucked girls. That’s so...gay.”
Nanao still sticks to his guns:
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“Y-you’re wrong! They don’t have fake penises, they’re every bit as real as yours! It doesn’t matter who you are, the moment of sheer pleasure when you ejaculate is the same! Male or hermaphrodite, all penises are created equal.”
“We hold this cock to be self-evident…”
The Ball Club still refuses to reconsider:
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“No, you’re wrong. ‘The true worth of a cock is in its balls.’ You see, a cock is all about the balls. Hermaphrodite cocks are just pale imitations. You don’t seem to know how wonderful it is to have balls…and yet you still come to our club every day.”
“So, to reiterate…girls, ewww.”
Nanao concedes defeat, and the other members enthusiastically offer to help him feel better about it (“Now everyone, let’s show Nanao the true joy of having balls. We’ll help him forget that Erection Club!”). But their penises only make his resistance harder, and he storms away, naked, promising to never return. The other members are unfazed, though:
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“Don’t worry. I give him three days before he comes crawling back. It only takes one experience of balls and you never forget them.”
“I give him two days before the shakes start." Test-i-cles, be the death of me...
Nanao (now fully clothed, for some reason) then runs into Itsuka in the rain, and begs her to forgive him:
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“Icchan! Hold me!! And then fuck me hard!! I beg you!!”
And then they promptly do just that. End chapter. A chapter surprisingly lacking in wombs. This story is to wombs what Troll 2 was to trolls - it gives them the shaft entirely.
We're rapidly approaching the stage where the puns start to write themselves.
So, for those of you that have just tuned in, a cross-dressing boy with a heart of gold and connections to both chapters of the School Orgy Squad has just had a tearful pissing match with a bunch of snobbier, elitist cross-dressers over the relative merits of testicles. That is the only time in recorded history where those words have been written in any sort of context, so you might want to take a minute to remember where you are.
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(This chapter is one of the pornier ones, so there's not going to be as many caps this time around. I counted, and there are only two pages that don't have orgy scenes and penises everywhere. Even the Big Inspirational Speech has a whole 21-floating-cock salute thing going on in the background. It's insane)
Nanao and Itsuka both make a triumphant return to Erection Club, where they...proceed with the formalities. After the meeting, they spy the Ball Club wandering the hallways, who quickly scoff at the deserter Nanao. Hitoe reflects on the tragedy of the situation:
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“It all seems so sad. Those guys have penises, just the same as us.”
Anal Justice 2: Not just porn, but a deep and affecting treatise of the futility of man’s natural hostility to one another. You have no idea how much I am tempted to write a Sparknotes for this thing. Penises = grand metaphors for everything, no?
Futami, though, is less melancholy:
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“But what’s so friggin’ great about balls, huh? This place is all about the pussy anyway. Those conceited little shits! This is supposed to be an all-girls school! Why the fuck would those guys want to come in here anyway?”
Who knew that a lax policy towards school-sponsored orgies would turn out to be so popular? Nanao, though, is still biologically male and is hurt by Futami's careless remarks. She hastily apologizes and explains that he is one of the good ones, but Nanao denies so:
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“If a girl who had balls came to this school, it’d be like a dream. It just happened that the girl I fell in love with is a hermaphrodite. It was only when I got my first taste of balls that I…”
Nothing, it seems, can stop his continuing alienation from his penis-packing peers. Thankfully, Miss Arisugawa arrives on the scene to cheer everyone up. She explains how, deprived of opportunities to waste her afternoons fucking her classmates within the confines of a safe, educational environment, she was worse off as a child than our gang. According to her, she once had a childhood friend who protected her from the schoolyard bullies, but being unable to start a relationship with him, she could only think about him furtively while masturbating night after night. Nanao, being Nanao, happens to think that this is sweet, and no, I don’t know what purpose it serves in the narrative, either (as a side note, Arisugawa is consistently pictured with both balls and breasts, meaning that I have absolutely no idea where she lies gender-wise in the Anal Justice universe. For the sake of simplicity and the forthcoming Outlaw Star riff, I'll refer to her as female). Now, with the trauma of those days still ringing clear, she takes it as her responsibility to look out for everyone else. If for nothing else, her childhood gave her a clear sense of purpose:
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“It’s not that I particularly care about boys who look like girls. I don’t care if he’s good at giving blowjobs. It doesn’t matter if he says he wants to grow huge breasts. But what I do want - is to create an all-girls school filled with nothing but boys! That is my dream! But the Ball Club is the best I’ll ever manage“.
"A girl has the right to dream. There are endless penises stretched out before her. What awaits her down the path; she will then have to choose. The girl doesn’t always know; for some reason, the girl has a cock, and questions what she is able to teach. Joy and sadness will forever accompany this. She is confronted with a choice: When this happens, does she bid her past farewell in her heart? Once a girl becomes a hermaphrodite, she can no longer go back to being a girl. The girl now has a cock. Only one thing can be said: A girl has the right to dream, For those endless orgies that are stretched out before her. We must remember: All hermaphrodites were once girls. Technically. You know, fetal development and stuff."
Of course, judging from the school’s track record when it comes to gender-checking, she's about halfway there already.
Nanao, of course, is moved by the dream and begs Arisugawa not to give up:
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“There are already many places in this school where guys can go and have sex away from prying eyes. Guys can enjoy themselves in the classroom, the girls’ bathroom, the gym store…there’s always been that freedom at this school!!...Oh no! Just imagining things went and got my cock all hard again!”
“So yeah, other than the whole institutionalization thing, your dream is pretty much moot.” By the way, why would an established girls-only academy need separate girls’ bathrooms? Maybe the whole faculty is in on this. It's a conspiracy! A Cross-dressing Conspiracy - tonight on the History Channel.
Hitoe and Futami agree:
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“That’s right. We hermaphrodites might be accepted by society, but guys who dress in girls’ clothes have a long way to go!” “And may that day come quickly!”
Maybe this manga just takes place in a really weird parallel universe. “Perhaps one day, cross-dressers might become renowned as famed entertainers, or even head powerful government agencies! But alas, we can only dream.”
And Mina, too, helps everyone cheer up, at the sake of the fourth wall:
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“Don’t worry! It’s not as bad as a school full of pregnant girls!”
Arisugawa then promptly "helps" Nanao with his erection problem, and everyone has a good laugh. But it's only the calm before the storm...
Later, Nanao and Itsuka have sex in a public bathroom (doesn’t anyone in this book use bathrooms for, you know, bathroom stuff?) while thinking about their teacher's speech. While Nanao obviously wants to admit futanari to the proposed all-boy school, he remains inspired by Arisugawa's vision and starts loudly singing its praises, oblivious to the giant ominous ballsack (NWS) heralding doom in the background:
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“I want to help Miss Arisugawa realize her dream. I want to help her make a school filled with the sweet scent of cum!”
“I want to get fired from the Glade Plug-In factory in the process!”
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“Everybody with a penis will be treated equally! If they produce semen, all will be welcome!
This school is going to have the most awkward admissions program imaginable. (How exactly do the ball-less dickgirls produce ‘semen’ anyway? My guess all through this was that it was just, like, seminal fluid or something, but…you know, don’t think about this manga too hard, your head will explode)
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“We could hold orgasm rallies, where every student could come simultaneously!”
“The janitors could hold a strike!”
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“Have ass contests!”
“Whoever has the most asscheeks wins a prize!”
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“Teach how to give great blowjobs!”
“That’s great, son, but it won’t teach you how to balance a checkbook.”
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“Ahhh! Just thinking about it makes my balls swell with cum!”
You might want to examine them for any unusual signs, Nanao.
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“We’ve got to do it! We have to build this…”
“-city on rock and balls roll…”
Suddenly, Nanao is struck down mid-speech, as he keels over unconscious on the bathroom floor while Itsuka can only scream helplessly. SUSPENSO.
Some time later, Nanao has been moved to the Erection Club hospital bed, continually ejaculating and on the brink of death. Hitoe is the only one who knows what's going on, presumably because she's seen this kind of thing before:
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“These are clearly the withdrawal symptoms of chronic testicle addiction...It's testicle poisoning, so to speak. It’s because he’s been sucking on so many balls, every single day. And before he knew it, his body and soul came to depend on them. Then when he just cut himself off from them…the withdrawal symptoms set in.”
“I’m sure it all started when the Ball Club started using that mescaline lubricant. I saw them carry it in. I tried to warn them about the consequences, but you know them, they wouldn’t listen…and now poor Nanao’s got himself quadrospazzed on a life-glug.”
Itsuka frantically asks Hitoe if anything can be done, but the truth is harsh:
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“There’s nothing I can do…but, if something isn’t done, he will never stop coming. In the worst case, he could…”
Yes, Nanao has just been upgraded to Terminal Man-Slut. Interestingly, the next panel shows some yearly statistics for Japanese annual testicle-addiction casualties…wait, I already did that joke. Damn. Well, Degrassi's still on the air as far as I know, so we might actually see this Very Special Episode in the near future. Hell, if the story ended right here, it'd be the most epic abstinence-propaganda piece in existence. But, we've still got a ways to go.
Quickly realizing the full scope of the situation, Itsuka decides to take vengeance. We see her storming in on a Ball Club meeting (already in, um…progress), gripping a dildo and looking pissed as all hell. Ball Club is, quite literally, about to be fucked.
Has Itsuka finally snapped? Have years of prolonged blood flow to his penis finally taken their toll on Nanao? Will both clubs be forced to make amends, or will they be pushed further apart or even destroyed by this new development? What is so great about balls, anyway? And what about scarecrow’s brain? All will be revealed in the final, penis-chilling installment of Anal Justice 2!
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I’ve…seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Dickgirls in heat off the corner of the club wing. I’ve heard vibrators…buzz in the dark near the school entrance gate. All those…moments - will be lost…in time…like balls…In rain. Time…to come. That’s right, folks, it's time to wrap it up.
We pick off from where we left off, with Itsuka storming the Ball Club, only now her attack dildo has morphed into what can only be described as the Hitachi Magic Eggbeater. I have no idea how you would actually use something like this in real life, but the page offers some suggestions - it helps that some of the Ball Club members (including Misogyny-kun) have willingly piled themselves on top of each other in a manner I thought was reserved for obscure cave rodents. She then proceeds to violate each and every member of the club, despite their tauntings. Miss Arisugawa, though, interrupts Itsuka’s roaring rampage of dildo revenge and yells at her:
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“Stop this at once! Asses are not toys! What if you were to damage one?”
“Never mind that you managed to rape about six people at once, you nearly broke an ass! Asses are our friends!”
Itsuka flees in shame, while Miss Arisugawa calls an emergency meeting of the Ball Club (it should be noted that the Ball Club has a reception room, with a penis couch). Everyone, their prejudices erased by that helpful bout of dildo rape (just roll with it) acts regretful:
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“What just happened, that was because Nanao couldn’t get enough of our balls…but everyone was so wrapped up in our own cum that we didn’t stop to think about the cum of other people.”
I, for one, don’t want to be ‘wrapped up’ in anyone’s cum. No siree. Arisugawa, though, only gets angrier:
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“Geez! That’s what I’ve always been telling you! You need to be considerate when making love!”
Incoming moral, stand by. I wasn’t kidding when I said this played out like an after-school special. The teacher lets her breasts further call out the club:
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“Who do you think you are? You think this is how the ‘penis elite’ should behave? You don’t deserve to boast that you’re ‘proud of the honesty of our erections!’ You’re nothing but a bunch of selfish cum junkies!”
You go, sister! Down with the patriarchy! Or whatever the hell this is. “Come down to Big Hal’s Erection Market & Warehouse! Unlike the big guys, we can safely say that our boners are honest and homegrown. Big Hal’s Erection Market & Warehouse, serving your local erection needs for over three generations.”
Fearing that she has “spoiled” the boys, Arisugawa announces the indefinite suspension of the Ball Club. The boys don’t take it well:
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“Miss! You can’t do this! If we don’t have the Ball Club then there’s nowhere we can go to come!”
Well, you can always use the public restrooms. You know, like everyone else in this manga already does.
Meanwhile, Mina tries to comfort Itsuka:
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"He was just temporarily overcome by pleasure. He still came back to you, didn't he?...There’s no limit to how happy you can make Nana-chan…it’s all because of this magic wand!! If it's big, if it's small, if it's hard, if it's soft...Balls don’t count for anything. I mean, I don’t even have a cock of my own!”
Mina is clearly a sad and unfairly deprived human being. Remember kids, personalities might be fun and all, but deep down, the only thing that can make you really happy is Cock. Ah hell, I'm making too much out of this.
Itsuka and Mina kiss (did we skip a few panels?) and make up, but they are soon called back to the clubroom as Nanao’s condition worsens. Hitoe mentions that he hasn’t stopped spurting in hours (did someone leave his faucet on?), and that his life might be still in danger. Or, as she puts it more eloquently:
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“It’s not just his cum. Babies begin from semen. In other words, it’s energy, the very source of life.”
So that proves it - it was all really just a scheme of the ultimate enemy of the penis… ZARDOZ!
As much as I would like to have Sean Connery wreak havoc across the school, Hitoe mentions that there's only one thing they can do to save Nanao. You know where this is going.
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”The only way Nanao can survive is if he swallows cum faster than he’s shooting it out…”
Which of course, leads to - you guessed it - an emergency bukkake session. Which the whole club spontaneously joins in. In order to make him healthier. And this is construed as the best idea possible.
God, the things I go through for you people.
Anyway, the dejected Ball Club members walk by the relief effot and see Miss Arisugawa helping, when some of the - um, residue lands on one of their cheeks. This leads to a spectacular revelation:
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“Those girls! Even though they’re all the way in there, their cum flew this far out here…delicious! Hermaphrodite cum tastes just the same as ours…”
“Could it be that we’re all the same inside? Heart...changing...quick, what would Horny Shota Jesus do?”
And so, the Ball Club finally realizes the Power Of Love. And just in the nick of time, too, as the Erection Club is at their wits’ end:
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“You’ve gotta rest, Itsuka! There’s blood in your cum already!"
...Damn. For once, I don't know what I can say to that.
The Ball Club heads to the Erection Club-room and pledges to help Nanao, even offering an apology (by Misogyny-kun, no less):
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“We’d developed a complex about confronting hermaphrodite girls. We had become jealous for no good reason.”
A ‘complex’ that would’ve kept Freud interested, alright. Itsuka and the others wonder why the Club feels so:
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“But-but you hermaphrodite girls can produce semen and you can get pregnant! It just isn’t fair! But…just watch us. We will come for Nanao‘s sake. Our balls are loaded with hot cum…”
“Yeah, why do only you girls get to have all the hormonal chaos and split perineums? It's not fair, dammit!" Seeing their change of heart, a tearful Arisugawa stands up and officially redeems them:
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“That’s good! You understand now! Now guys, find your rhythm and get stroking together!”
“I have nothing more left to teach you. Farewell!” [rides off into sunset] The situation brightens, but will it be enough to save Nanao? Stay tuned!
NEXT TIME:A semen witch could call you from the depths of your disgrace…
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Chapter 9: “To Everyone Who Has A Penis…” (Cont'd)
First, some mood music:
Nanao is unstuck in time in his fever dream, floating through an endless void, when he encounters his own self as a child. His younger manifestation isn't as cheerful as we'd expect, though, as he's extremely devastated (to the point of crying, even) to find out that he can't suck himself off.
Just stay with me here.
Normal Nanao reassures his younger self that very few people have the flexibility for performing autofellatio. Young Nanao snaps back with a line that ultimately explains a lot about Nanao:
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“I don’t wanna do that! I wanna swallow it directly from its source! I want to know firsthand what cocks, balls and asses taste like!”
“I don’t want to stay cooped up in here, fapping my life away! I don’t want to suck on just a plain old penis! I want to travel the world! I want to suck a dick, a lingham, an honest-to-god turgid member, for once! This void is cramping my style, man!” Nanao then offers his own cock for the sucking, and Young Nanao reacts as only a Nanao can:
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"Wonderful...I can...even smell it, and it's making my heart pound! I've never seen someone's else's penis so close up before!"
Jesus, Nanao, it's a cock, not the Beatles on the fucking Ed Sullivan show. Suddenly, the void spits out Future Adult Nanao, who takes some more time to again reassure himselves that they should not be ashamed of the fact that they cannot drink from their own crazy straws, as it were:
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“Yes…one cannot normally suck one’s own penis (with a few exceptions). But there is no need to be sad about it.”
A message so important that they delivered it twice in the span of three pages. Maybe Ono found some new sponsors at the chiropractor's union after the Ejaculation Council Of Japan folded. It also bears mentioning that Adult Nanao is at least a D-cup. I honestly have no idea about that part.
Normal Nanao, being Nanao, is also thrilled at the possibility of finally performing oral sex on himself without all the back pain. The whole scene quickly turns into one big oral-transhomocesturbationist orgy, which Older Nanao turns into an opportunity to offer the others some much-needed spiritual guidance:
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“Let the cum flow through you, and you will understand. We shall become as one!”
“Nanao! Don’t believe in the cock that believes in you; not in the you that believes in your cock! You must believe…in yourself!”
Enlightened by the power of the force cum, Nanao begins to hear Itsuka and the others calling him back. His testicle addiction cured by...the power of Cock, I guess, he leaves his other selves and begins the faptastic voyage back home, reviving himself in the clubroom.
An indeterminate amount of time later, Nanao & Friends hold an outdoor party to celebrate the impending merger of both clubs. Nanao tells Arisugawa that he’s been doing fine, “since that intensive course of blowjobs”, while Arisugawa offers some new names for the new Super Orgy Club:
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“The Pole Club, the Downstairs Club, the Tissue Squad, the Ejaculation Club…it’ll be one of those.”
..And Nanao officially makes it up with Itsuka. Hitoe propositions Arisugawa (interestingly, Ono actually forgot to draw in Hitoe's cock. Perhaps he met his quota), and everyone, of course, has a giant orgy to celebrate. Shota and futanari cum in perfect harmony; side by side in my porno manga, oh lord, why don’t we?
Afterwards, Nanao discusses his future plans:
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“Myself, Icchan, and Miss Arisugawa…are leaving for America together, to go and study the cocks of other developed countries.”
They’re going to get to use the best pickup lines ever. “Hey, wanna come home with me? I’m a professional cockologist.” Everyone wishes them luck (“Be careful you don’t dislocate your jaw!” “Bring me back an extra-large vibrator as a souvenir!”) before they board the plane, where Nanao makes a final promise:
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“We’re going to start a new age of cocks!!”
Just try telling me that you don’t hear the 2001 music playing. Just try.
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The postscript is mainly devoted to more ranting by the author. Most of it is as incoherent as we saw in the "Pregnant Woman Academy" chapter, but it does clarify the whole cross dresser/futanari dilemma:
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“I think of my time spent on that first volume as my ‘first era of futanari’. Where the distinction between a futanari and a boy wearing girls’ clothing was if they had balls. When I drew it, I was all like…’Is it okay if they don’t have balls?’ And, ‘If they have a cock, is it important that their partner doesn’t have balls!?’ ‘It’s so great, having all those cocks without balls!!’ My feelings now, in my ‘second era of futanari’, I accept futanari chicks, with or without balls, just the same. Cocks are important to everyone, don’t you think? And asses are important to women as well.”
So, now you know. And knowing is half the orgy.
The other pages of note details what exactly happens to Nanao in America after he joins the ‘miniskirt police‘; Namely, that he and Itsuka join a police agency that does nothing but have random sex. It's also mentioned in passing that Nanao is actually able to get pregnant, thanks to having a womb implanted in him by aliens. I'm just going to link to the non-porny bits because they confound even me. I mean, really, just look at Nanao's gun. Just look at it.
And after a few artist sketches that I won't describe for the sake of all you Electric Tale Of Pikachu fans (assuming you haven't burned your issues yet), the manga ends. At last. We laughed, we cried, we came called out in stunned confusion. And the rest is balls. I mean, silence.
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OR IS IT?
Next time: Anal Justice...3!? A stunning new development!
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In 2002, Toshihiro “Sanpei Kamirenjaku” Ono published his magnum opus, Anal Justice 2, and the world of porn was changed forever.
…
Well, it made a dent in the market, at least. But, that was 7 years ago. With the ultimate ode to the glory of the human penis complete, surely Ono would have retired, Bill Watterson-like, away from the public eye. I mean, once you write something with the words “Your asshole is the rarest and most wonderful“ in it, you should be content to stop writing altogether.
Unfortunately, modesty was never part of Ono’s character. The man has kept on writing porn ever since, and every piece that he pens spells out an ever darker tale of descent into perversion and insanity.
Listening to Dead Can Dance on repeat while writing yields intriguing results.
Anyway, years later, in 2008, Ono decided to revisit the world of Anal Justice in a one-shot for some comic magazine that Google doesn’t know. The results, predictably, were strange.
For one thing, it’s a bit different. While Ono’s fetishes have remained constant, and the art is a bit slicker, the most notable thing is that only Nanao and Itsuka have returned for “Penis Of Justice”. The Erection Club and the Ball Club are nowhere to be found, and the rest of the plot from the previous two books has been scrapped. There is also a marked change in tone - while 2 had an overlying veneer of bizarre almost-naivete that separated it from every other hentai ever made, “Penis” (as I will be referring to it) just delves into straight-up insanity. "But how is that possible?" you ask. "After something like AJ2, where do you go from there?" Well, there's one option...
The change is evident from the opening scrawl:
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“In the year 2008, a band of mysterious cosmic radiation suddenly rained down from space."
The cause of the Beatles’ breaking up was not Yoko, but rather the devastating re-entry through the Van Allen belts. And as this sort of thing is wont to do:
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“The unknown radiation began turning everyone into dickgirls.”
Yes, what was once a baffling treatise on the nature of genitals has been transformed into a B-movie. I never thought I’d say this, but I’m starting to miss the Ball Club.
The zombie dickgirls shamble about, craving for fresh victims. Nanao and Itsuka are holed up in a room of indeterminate origin - Nanao is already panicking at the thought of the horde, but Itsuka remains just calm enough to provide some more exposition:
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“Now let’s see, when those dickgirls cum inside someone, that person will become one of them…”
Cock fever - catch it! Nanao, of course, is horrified at the thought:
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“So does that go for me, too!? Will I turn into a herm if they rape me!?”
Of course, he then realizes that turning him into a hermaphrodite will finally give him a chance to get pregnant, and changes his feelings entirely. The fact that this shows that Nanao’s character has not changed one bit certainly says something about Ono’s brand of storywriting, but I don’t know what. Itsuka decries Nanao’s will to submit, however:
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“Nana-chan, I know you’d jump at any chance to get pregnant and bear a child, but…it would be futile to throw yourself to their loins! Those dickgirls out there don’t have real dicks! They are merely parasites latched onto otherwise normal people…those fake futas cannot be reasoned with nor subdued! They are wretched sub-humans that will rape you like a sex toy without question! I don‘t want worthless cum fiends such as them having their way with you, Nana-chan!”
Well, so much for “all penises are created equal”, at least. What the hell happened with Ono? He’s gone from extorting the virtues of the differently-naughty-bitted to writing anti-dickgirl propaganda. That, or Itsuka grew really cynical all of a sudden. She was a futanari before it was cool, dammit! Nanao swoons over this for some reason (wasn’t he the biggest pro-cock advocate ever or something once?), but no sooner do he and Itsuka start exchanging vows of love than the army of zombie dickgirls advances, violently taking the maidenhead of a poor girl stuck outside of their makeshift shelter. Nanao is alarmed, but Itsuka urges calm:
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“Good for her! That girl always used to pick on you, Nana-chan!”
Ouch. That’ll go over well, I’m sure. Anyway, it’s clear that their defenses won’t last long, Luckily, Itsuka has a plan:
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“Maybe we can somehow convert our piss into drinking water, and as for food…[beat panel]…Our shit will serve as the last line of defense!!!”
Now, that’s just unnecessary. I don’t know about you, but when I think of the “Anal Justice” franchise, I don’t think of filth. Nanao barely has time to reject the idea when Itsuka lets out a resounding “OH FUCK!!” as the invaders spot them. Will our dynamically-dicked duo survive?
The sex-starved cock-zombies continue to relentlessly storm the hallway, breaking down the door to Nanao and Itsuka's sanctuary. Which they do purely with the power of their ejaculations (or at least the art makes it look that way). Luckily enough, our heroes have managed to escape via the ventilation shaft - a perfect plan, save for the fact that Itsuka is leading and Nanao is following, ensuring what we've all come to expect of Nanao:
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"I don't know why...but whenever I feel like my life is in great danger...I start getting really horny..."
You know what? I'm starting to think that Nanao's body is actually just one mutated growth stemming out from his penis. At any rate, he'd probably fare relatively well in a hostage situation. "Look, we'll surrender already, just stop doing that!"
The two fall prey to their desires (oddly, this isn't explained as an effect of the dickgirl-virus, it's just Nanao and Itsuka being their usual selves), and somehow manage to have three rounds of doggy-style sex in a cramped air vent without either collapsing, alerting the zombies, or being crushed to death.
They arrive at the school roof to see a goddamn helicopter waiting for them, and an army of zombies as well. All hope seems lost for the two - even the helicopter is revealed as a cardboard standee. One zombie even manages to almost infect Nanao, before he wards her off by inadvertantly giving her a facial. You read that right:
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"Oops...I sorta blow it during situations like these..."
I don't anyone who can manage to squirt cum under quite as many different situations as Nanao. The kid is an evolutionary miracle - the missing link between humans and turkey basters.
Anyway, the story still manages to out-strange itself, when the recipient of Nanao's genetic material regains consciousness, and apparently loses her dick as well. Itsuka is rightly just as surprised.
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"Nana-chan, her dickgirl form was neutralized by your cum! Your semen must have triggered some kinda antidote effect!"
That's right, kids - as if Nanao wasn't special enough, he can shoot plot contrivances out of his balls. This is the sort of thing that can only happen in Japanese porn, and perhaps unfortunately so - it would have livened up Wagmer’s Ring Cycle at the very least. Yes, it's time for another magical bukkake session now - in reverse!:
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"Nana-chan! Fire off some more cum! We have to turn everyone back to normal!"
And so begins an epic race to defile every zombie in the immediate vicinity, represented by two panels and a helpful translator's note giving the sound effects as "lots of fap and cum noises". Thanks, guys. This sequence is best imagined to music:
You'll have to imagine the fap and cum noises.
Anyway, the quest to win back the school roof leaves Nanao completely mentally and physically drained, and if the opening expository bit is anything to go by, the rest of Earth's population remains to be purified. Nanao has a long and extremely exhausting task in front of him, so it's rather thankful that the story ends there.
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"Nobody really knows what happened to the 2 lovers after that."
So there you have it - Nanao Tachibana and Itsuka Marimoto, herms-at-heart and pioneers in the field of education-related fucking, likely perished in a zombie attack. Oh well. Then again, with Ono's approach to continuity in mind, they might be in space the next time we see them.
So, what have we learned? We've learned that Ono is definitely on something; possibly cake. We've learned that semen is magical. We've learned that there's no use in hating each other, since we're all essentially fuckbuddies anyway. But most of all, we've learned Balls.
You may have noticed that I haven't put any caps up- that's because I'd like to share with you the comic in its entirety.
Download "Penis Of Justice" (5MB)
Keep in mind that this is translated as it is, entirely uncensored, which as you may have guessed makes it extremely NSFW.
Anyway, thanks for being patient through all this - I hope to spork some more bad porn comics in the future.
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