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PostSubject: God in heaven, let this be a joke!   God in heaven, let this be a joke! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 1:01 pm

Um, you know how some have joked that some people have a seemingly-religious devotion to the Twilight series?

Apparently some fans are taking the seemingly out of the equation.

Hopefully this is just an elaborate prank.
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PostSubject: Re: God in heaven, let this be a joke!   God in heaven, let this be a joke! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 3:04 pm

"Pillow biters?" :suspect:

Are you fucking SERIOUS?
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PostSubject: Re: God in heaven, let this be a joke!   God in heaven, let this be a joke! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 4:10 pm

No, I simply refuse to believe that this is real. Just... no. It can't be. Right?
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PostSubject: Re: God in heaven, let this be a joke!   God in heaven, let this be a joke! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 5:06 pm

Well the fandom is pretty much bat-shit insane anyway. So why not?
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PostSubject: Re: God in heaven, let this be a joke!   God in heaven, let this be a joke! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 5:20 pm

Well, that proves it. Twilight fans are completely insane; wonder if we can make being a Twilight fan be considered a mental illness. Though really, this isn't a surprise from a fanbase that allegedly physically assaults anyone who claims to dislike the books for whatever reason.


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PostSubject: Re: God in heaven, let this be a joke!   God in heaven, let this be a joke! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 5:44 pm

ZoZo wrote:
No, I simply refuse to believe that this is real. Just... no. It can't be. Right?

Are you kidding? It sounds too bizarre NOT to be real.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
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PostSubject: Re: God in heaven, let this be a joke!   God in heaven, let this be a joke! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 5:54 pm

Back in the day, wasn't "pillow biter" a really bad insult for gay men?
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PostSubject: Re: God in heaven, let this be a joke!   God in heaven, let this be a joke! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 6:17 pm

There has to be something wrong with you to begin with if you have an unironic love for Twilight.
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PostSubject: Re: God in heaven, let this be a joke!   God in heaven, let this be a joke! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 6:21 pm

Maximilia wrote:
Back in the day, wasn't "pillow biter" a really bad insult for gay men?

Yup.
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PostSubject: Re: God in heaven, let this be a joke!   God in heaven, let this be a joke! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 8:17 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! At last, a religion crazier than Scientology!

CULLENISM!

*facepalm*
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PostSubject: Re: God in heaven, let this be a joke!   God in heaven, let this be a joke! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 8:22 pm

I think you need to change your signature, Anne :D
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PostSubject: Re: God in heaven, let this be a joke!   God in heaven, let this be a joke! EmptyMon Aug 31, 2009 9:14 pm

Chaltab wrote:
I think you need to change your signature, Anne :D
Aarrgh! :redangry:
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Lady Anne wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! At last, a religion crazier than Scientology!

But not by much! God in heaven, let this be a joke! 611762
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