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| | Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten | |
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+17Mr.Doobie Trivia grmblfjx The Unoriginal lemmingwriter Mafiosa Tungsten Monk Lexin Sheba Melissa Fairlight Dick Powers Verandering unskilled78 Dr. Professor Science theweirdkind Root Admin 21 posters | |
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Root Admin Administrator
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 35 Location : 997
| Subject: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:25 am | |
| This person's talent spans across fanfiction and art. Well, if you can call writing the most mind-breaking Kirk/Spock fanfiction and illustrating your fantasies in the most childish, flowery way possible "talented". I came across this site multiple times over the years, but this time it was too much. I had to come and post this here. Yeah, I know it's on SomethingAwful, but I don't care. I need a fucking exorcism. And yes, I know the Star Trek fandom is nucking futs- but this has a special place in my soul. So enough small talk. I present to you: Cosmic Duckling's Website. Well, Farfalla. That's her name. On first glance, it appears the site has been designed by a fucking magic fairy obsessed with flowers. Look at that HTML- there are roses everywhere! - Quote :
- Welcome to Farfalla's Kirk/Spock happyplace!
Spirk... because best friends make the best spouses D: She has 125 stories, which are trippy as fuck: among them... - Quote :
- The Best Costume at the Party
Cadet Kirk shares a delicious encounter with a new friend he meets at an Academy costume party. Only trouble is, he thinks Spock's only *dressed* as a Vulcan for Halloween! - Quote :
Heavy Petting PG-13. A wedding night with too many kittens. - Quote :
Gioco Per Due (Game for Two) NC-17. If Jim is a tribble, what does that make Spock? - Quote :
- Star Trek: The Guinea Pigture
G. A retelling of Star Trek: TMP with Kirk and Spock as guinea pigs. Why is Spock acting unfriendly, and what is V'Ger? ...guinea pigture? :downs: I'm tired and there's too much to snark. Not only that, whenever I go into these stories and attempt to snark them, I start laughing my ass off in pain. Instead have some mind-breaking fanart. Even if it's WS for the most part, it fucking hurts. The cursive! the terrible anatomy! And I have diabetes now :crap: [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]I dare you to look at the photomanips or snark the fanfiction. I fucking DARE you to do it without laughing your ass off and cringing.
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| | | theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : The Land of Strangeness
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:35 am | |
| My eyes!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!! :unskilled78: | |
| | | Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 32 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:17 am | |
| Spock comes butterflies. Spock comes butterflies.Spock comes butterflies. Oh yeah, well, my abs are brackets, your badly drawn Vulcans are invalid. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.](He looks like Mr. Bill [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.])
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| | | unskilled78 Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : a hell of his own creation.
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:30 am | |
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| | | Root Admin Administrator
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 35 Location : 997
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:44 am | |
| Oh yeah, I forgot about these: I trump your badly drawn TF2 fanart with TERRIBLE photoshops of Kirk and Spock! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
| | | Verandering The Gender Offender
Join date : 2009-06-04 Location : Colorado
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:28 am | |
| Holy shit you guys, I have been laughing at this for an hour and a half straight. THREAD WIN | |
| | | Dick Powers Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-07-16 Location : Chillin with my homie Issun on Oni Island
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:43 am | |
| Okay those pictures are the most hilarious things ever. | |
| | | Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 32 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:45 am | |
| - Verandering wrote:
- Holy shit you guys, I have been laughing at this for an hour and a half straight. THREAD WIN
1. Skype 2. These pictures 3. ???? 4. Profit Also, contrary to what you might think, this person is not a seven year old with a learning disability. It's this woman: [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] - Quote :
- Why is this site so full of fruit and flower graphics, when it's supposed to be about two men?
Because I have a Masters degree in horticulture. Besides, there are plants out there that actually have male flowers... - Quote :
- So therefore I conclude that Kirk and Spock are not screwing each other ~~ they are making love. And, they are married.
~Farfalla, =^-^= Kitten in a Mitten Bolding not mine. Also, I just noticed that one of her photos says it was requested by an eight year old... I hope the eight year old hasn't had this woman shoving her anatomically disturbing sex drawings in his/her face. | |
| | | Fairlight Keeper of the Gaffapedia
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 43 Location : England.
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:47 am | |
| Let's look at the artwork, Picture 1. Even slash blowjobs are unsexy when badly drawn. Picture 2. Is Spock supposed to be at Kirk's graveside or something? I don't get it. Picture 3. I'm sure the arms are linked wrong. Picture 4. One of Kirk's legs is much wider than the other and I can't figure out if he's supposed to be hiding an erection or not. Picture 6. That seems an odd level to put a fish bowl at. Picture 7. I don't think I've ever seen transparent sheets before. Picture 9. Why is Spock sitting in the trolley? Picture 11. I really don't get it. Pictire 12. That's very slightly amusing but if that's supposed to be a boat, it's shaped completely wrong. Picture 16. Oh well, we all know what that one means. Picture 17. "Double-dating" means two couples, where's the other one? Picture 22. I love the shape of Kirk's legs. Picture 23. There's something creepy about those fingers, it looks more like Spock's about to strangle him. And butterflies. | |
| | | Dick Powers Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-07-16 Location : Chillin with my homie Issun on Oni Island
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:52 am | |
| - Fairlight wrote:
Picture 9. Why is Spock sitting in the trolley? It's most illogical. :lolinsane: | |
| | | Verandering The Gender Offender
Join date : 2009-06-04 Location : Colorado
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:20 am | |
| - Dr. Professor Science wrote:
- Verandering wrote:
- Holy shit you guys, I have been laughing at this for an hour and a half straight. THREAD WIN
1. Skype 2. These pictures 3. ???? 4. Profit Precisely. I was still laughing even after everyone had left. | |
| | | Melissa Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:12 am | |
| At first I read that as "mutilated". That would describe her work. - Quote :
- Why is this site so full of fruit and flower graphics, when it's supposed to be about two men?
Because I have a Masters degree in horticulture. Besides, there are plants out there that actually have male flowers... Well, you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. And, Fairlight, I'm just guessing, but I think the "other couple" is George and Gracie from Star Trek IV. You can see one of them in the background. (Sorry, I can't tell the difference between a boy whale and a girl whale.) | |
| | | Sheba Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:14 am | |
| I like how in #8 not only is Kirk melting into--and possibly through--the table, but also he seems to have grown a tentacle for a left arm. | |
| | | Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 32 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:37 pm | |
| This is my favourite thread on the entire site, no joke.
Also, Ver, sorry about vanishing. My computer ate itself and I wound up giving up and going to bed. | |
| | | Fairlight Keeper of the Gaffapedia
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 43 Location : England.
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:47 pm | |
| - Melissa wrote:
- And, Fairlight, I'm just guessing, but I think the "other couple" is George and Gracie from Star Trek IV.
Whoops, I thought the whale was just background colour. But I must confess to never having seen Star Trek IV. - Quote :
- You can see one of them in the background. (Sorry, I can't tell the difference between a boy whale and a girl whale.)
Or it could be both if the head and tail don't belong to the same whale. In fact if they do, the whale has a pretty fucked-up backbone but then anatomy doesn't seem to be the artist's strongpoint. | |
| | | Lexin Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 62 Location : London
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:17 pm | |
| That "artwork"! Un-fucking-believable! "It sucks!" is too polite. | |
| | | Verandering The Gender Offender
Join date : 2009-06-04 Location : Colorado
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:44 pm | |
| - Dr. Professor Science wrote:
- Also, Ver, sorry about vanishing. My computer ate itself and I wound up giving up and going to bed.
Hey, no problem. I figured that's what happened. So wait, the whale IS part of the dating thing?! O_O That's scary. | |
| | | Tungsten Monk Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 36 Location : Cedar Rapids, IA
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:03 pm | |
| Ow ow ow ow ow, my goddamn BRAIN!
That's some cruelly epic bad. This woman goes beyond usual crappiness and into serious obsession territory, and somehow, the childishness of the artwork makes the whole thing even worse. | |
| | | Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:01 pm | |
| I am crying and laughing and crying some more. I'm sorry I missed that Skype convo. | |
| | | lemmingwriter Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-17 Age : 40
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:46 pm | |
| Holy shit. I don't know whether to laugh uncontrollably or have the dry heaves.
Sure, it's nice and all that she has that degree in horticulture, but would it have killed her to take an art course or two? | |
| | | unskilled78 Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : a hell of his own creation.
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:40 am | |
| Is it just me, but does the word Spirkatoon make you think of a sound effect for ejaculation in a badfic? | |
| | | Melissa Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:32 am | |
| - Fairlight wrote:
- Melissa wrote:
- And, Fairlight, I'm just guessing, but I think the "other couple" is George and Gracie from Star Trek IV.
Whoops, I thought the whale was just background colour. But I must confess to never having seen Star Trek IV. - Quote :
- You can see one of them in the background. (Sorry, I can't tell the difference between a boy whale and a girl whale.)
Or it could be both if the head and tail don't belong to the same whale. In fact if they do, the whale has a pretty fucked-up backbone but then anatomy doesn't seem to be the artist's strongpoint. I looked at it again and, yeah, it might be two whales. You should really see Star Trek IV. It's one of the best Trek films. If you haven't seen the first three, here's the least you need to know. Spock was dead, but he got better. Kirk got promoted to admiral, but his fitness for the post is in question since he disobeyed orders to help Spock. | |
| | | The Unoriginal Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-17
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:03 am | |
| - unskilled78 wrote:
- Is it just me, but does the word Spirkatoon make you think of a sound effect for ejaculation in a badfic?
Nope... just makes me think it could be somewhere north of Toronto. | |
| | | grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:45 am | |
| - Dr. Professor Science wrote:
- Also, I just noticed that one of her photos says it was requested by an eight year old... I hope the eight year old hasn't had this woman shoving her anatomically disturbing sex drawings in his/her face.
It says "Why are we on an eagle?" "Because Anna wanted to see this." | |
| | | Melissa Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Farfalla, the wonderful Kirk/Spock shipper (NWS, NBS), kitten in a mitten Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:51 pm | |
| - grmblfjx wrote:
- Dr. Professor Science wrote:
- Also, I just noticed that one of her photos says it was requested by an eight year old... I hope the eight year old hasn't had this woman shoving her anatomically disturbing sex drawings in his/her face.
It says "Why are we on an eagle?" "Because Anna wanted to see this." What disturbs me most about that scene is that the poor eagle's head is on backwards. | |
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