Doll by little-witch-kitten

Nonono you see in the first fic he is a golem, in the sex fic he is an animal.

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"Still a little hungry Kitty" John teased "you know I use to have a cat that just wouldn't stop asking for food, it was so cute"

Am I the only one seeing this as some sort of serial killer talk? Like he use to starve cats to death or something?

Well that was shit.

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The doll maker spoke out loud, excitedly as he painted the clay a milky cream color for the dolls skin burning a symbol of the cancer on its left hip painting it red,

Asshole, you are supposed to bisque fire it first, after which you paint it and then fire it again. You don't paint on the clay directly, it will come out looking like ass.

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The man died two years after the birth of his doll.

And nothing of value was lost.

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"You best leave bro" the man said voice ruff his face cold showing not emotion."

Realtalk this is hilarious

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"stop trying to take him away, he is not made of motherfucking gold you can't just melt him down to make you motherfucking jewelry" the man snarled his face scrunching up in discuss, this confused John.

hahaha oh MAN I am not used to fanfiction anymore

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"Give me the motherfucking doll bro, if you know what's good for ya"

I hope this person is in every chapter.

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"Motherfucker! Come back here!"

I'm picturing this guy's voice as a midwestern American accent, with excellent enunciation but with all the wrong emphasis.

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'Vriska might be pretty but this guy takes the cake …wait but I'm not homosexual!' John thought in panic as his body was being dragged closer and closer to the boy.

oh man this totally sucks I'd haaaaaaaaaate it if it happened to me in real life I wrote that ~ironically~

Hawaiian Shirt wrote:

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"Give me the motherfucking doll bro, if you know what's good for ya"

I hope this person is in every chapter.

Man I just hope that there will be more chapters.