Plenty of Fish

Pardon me while I await the coming of the Prophet Yahweh by intergalactic starship.

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My self-summary
Hello ladies.

I am no longer looking for any female companionship. Infact, I have
abandoned the idea of women all together. Instead, I have decided to
go my own way.

I am now offically a M.G.H.O.W and a political activist for the Mens
Rights Movement, known as a MRM.

I am actively standing to go on a marriage strike and to fight the evil
hate cult known as feminism, condeming all males for being.. male.
I know writing this won't ever convince you to care and you can
simpley pass me off as "gay" since I won't bow down to your vagina,
but I am informing you of this for one simple reason.

This is reality. Men are standing up. And a wave of indignation for the
damage of the female species has finally hit the tipping point. Men are
bailing out of the system, and when we leave, the entire thing will
collapse, and your world of shoes and purses will follow with it.
Thats right, you caused it "ladies". I have had enough.

No more entitlements, no more free presents, no more chivalry.
Our fathers, brothers, and sons are tired of dieing for you while you
cower in your house all day demanding us men go and die for your
freedoms.

IDK about you guys but I am real worried about my shoes and purses.

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My self-summary
Hello ladies.

I am no longer looking for any female companionship. Infact, I have
abandoned the idea of women all together. Instead, I have decided to
go my own way.

I am now offically a M.G.H.O.W and a political activist for the Mens
Rights Movement, known as a MRM.

I am actively standing to go on a marriage strike and to fight the evil
hate cult known as feminism, condeming all males for being.. male.
I know writing this won't ever convince you to care and you can
simpley pass me off as "gay" since I won't bow down to your vagina,
but I am informing you of this for one simple reason.

This is reality. Men are standing up. And a wave of indignation for the
damage of the female species has finally hit the tipping point. Men are
bailing out of the system, and when we leave, the entire thing will
collapse, and your world of shoes and purses will follow with it.
Thats right, you caused it "ladies". I have had enough.

No more entitlements, no more free presents, no more chivalry.
Our fathers, brothers, and sons are tired of dieing for you while you
cower in your house all day demanding us men go and die for your
freedoms.

That's nice.

But it's utterly trumped by boobs. Sorry for letting the side down brother, but I'm still going to chase after women.

I love how these guys think women want anything to do with self-absorbed crybabies with persecution complexes the size of Leinster. Oh wait - they know deep down that women have no need of them, so they pretend they're "choosing" to be alone just to spite all the hateful feminazis who want a man SO SO BADLY. LOL.

Cyberwulf wrote:

I love how these guys think women want anything to do with self-absorbed crybabies with persecution complexes the size of Leinster.

Leinster? Try the size of Siberia. In fact, I think when the International Space Station's in the right orbital position you can see those complexes without the aid of telescopes.

Cyberwulf wrote:

just to spite all the hateful feminazis who want a man SO SO BADLY. LOL.

Yeah, that kills me too. I would really love for these guys to do what they say and just not ever talk to another woman ever again.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

just to spite all the hateful feminazis who want a man SO SO BADLY. LOL.

Yeah, that kills me too. I would really love for these guys to do what they say and just not ever talk to another woman ever again.

You're assuming they've ever actually left their mother's basement in the first place.

I also gave up on the idea of a relationship a long time ago, but I can still be civil and cordial towards women, and don't feel the need to express any kind of hatred, as if it's somehow their fault and not my own. The hate thing is completely unnecessary, and will only hurt himself. Women won't care, and if he thinks he's doing some damage then he's in for a disappointment.

Hot Cancer wrote:

That's nice.

But it's utterly trumped by boobs. Sorry for letting the side down brother, but I'm still going to chase after women.

Beer count: 2



Was that thing on a dating website, Reepi?

^ Yes. OK Cupid, I think. That is part of what makes it so insane.

So basically he signed up for the whole purpose of a public flounce.

Nonononono, grumbles, he signed up to WARN "ladies" that Men are
bailing out of the system. This is for our information.

So he signed up for the sole purpose of a public mass flounce. A genoflounce, if you will. Fratriflounce? Androflounce?

Look who just learned a knew English word and wants to use it as much as possible.

This post brought to you be Extreme Boredom. EXTREME BOREDOM, for when you jack off with Icy Hot just to find out why obvious trolls want you to do it.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

a knew English word

I am more disappointed in you over this^ than this:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

jack off with Icy Hot

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Look who just learned a knew English word and wants to use it as much as possible.

This post brought to you be Extreme Boredom. EXTREME BOREDOM, for when you jack off with Icy Hot just to find out why obvious trolls want you to do it.

Who are you even talking to and which one is supposed to be the new one?


Also, what happens?

e: so I googled that. Turns out bodybuilders are a special breed.

grmblfjx wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Look who just learned a knew English word and wants to use it as much as possible.

This post brought to you be Extreme Boredom. EXTREME BOREDOM, for when you jack off with Icy Hot just to find out why obvious trolls want you to do it.

Who are you even talking to and which one is supposed to be the new one?


Also, what happens?

e: so I googled that. Turns out bodybuilders are a special breed.

I'm talking to you and flounce is the knew (I WILL CHANGE ENGLISH TO CONFORM TO MY INEPTITUDE) word.

Considerable discomfort happens.

grmblfjx wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Look who just learned a knew English word and wants to use it as much as possible.

This post brought to you be Extreme Boredom. EXTREME BOREDOM, for when you jack off with Icy Hot just to find out why obvious trolls want you to do it.

Who are you even talking to and which one is supposed to be the new one?


Also, what happens?

e: so I googled that. Turns out bodybuilders are a special breed.

... I actually USE them I never look at forums though, workout plans are all I need

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

I'm talking to you and flounce is the knew (I WILL CHANGE ENGLISH TO CONFORM TO MY INEPTITUDE) word.

Oh! Well, I do learn new words on a fairly regular basis, and if it amuses you or enables you to feel smugly superior to someone, anyone, for a few minutes at a time, then I can share those occasions with you. Considering how many flounces we've seen here over the years though, that particular one has been in my vocabulary for a while now.

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Considerable discomfort happens.

Oh please pleeeeeease tell me you have first-hand experience with this. Did you cry? I bet you cried.

I am pretty sure you can extrapolate what Icey Hot feels like from what a basic stimulating lube feels like, yeah? I mean, they are both causing sensation w/ menthol, the Icey Hot just has far too much in it to be comfortable on genitals.

Or you could extrapolate from what Icey Hot feels like elsewhere, it is the same damn sensation just so extream that it hurts, I would assume. Like when I put faaaar too much on at once and I have to grit my teeth and bare it until it fades away a bit (better than not using enough though, at least the icey hot pain is distracting) only on your junk.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

a basic stimulating lube

Listerine. Applied via detour through another person's mouth.

grmbles wrote:

e: so I googled that. Turns out bodybuilders are a special breed.

Their avatars are only missing duckfaces and oversized baseball caps for teams their boyfriends root for.

grmblfjx wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

I'm talking to you and flounce is the knew (I WILL CHANGE ENGLISH TO CONFORM TO MY INEPTITUDE) word.

Oh! Well, I do learn new words on a fairly regular basis, and if it amuses you or enables you to feel smugly superior to someone, anyone, for a few minutes at a time, then I can share those occasions with you. Considering how many flounces we've seen here over the years though, that particular one has been in my vocabulary for a while now.

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Considerable discomfort happens.

Oh please pleeeeeease tell me you have first-hand experience with this. Did you cry? I bet you cried.

There was no crying. There was only punching the wall all manly and angry like.

Remember when I used to quote Scrubs whenever I wasn't babbling about sports? I'm bringing it back.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

I am pretty sure you can extrapolate what Icey Hot feels like from what a basic stimulating lube feels like, yeah? I mean, they are both causing sensation w/ menthol, the Icey Hot just has far too much in it to be comfortable on genitals.

Or you could extrapolate from what Icey Hot feels like elsewhere, it is the same damn sensation just so extream that it hurts, I would assume. Like when I put faaaar too much on at once and I have to grit my teeth and bare it until it fades away a bit (better than not using enough though, at least the icey hot pain is distracting) only on your junk.

Or you could learn by doing. I can't imagine it would be pleasant for either of you to with Icy Hot.

grmblfjx wrote:

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

a basic stimulating lube

Listerine. Applied via detour through another person's mouth.

FUCK YOU

Now I have to jack off with Listerine.

For science.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

grmbles wrote:

e: so I googled that. Turns out bodybuilders are a special breed.

Their avatars are only missing duckfaces and oversized baseball caps for teams their boyfriends root for.

Bodybuilders are self obsessed, hyper vain assclowns spray painted orange and buried so deep in the closet half of them wind up in Narnia. Powerlifting is what real men do.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Remember when I used to quote Scrubs whenever I wasn't babbling about sports? I'm bringing it back.

Posting half an episode doesn't count as "quoting".

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grmblfjx wrote:

Listerine. Applied via detour through another person's mouth.

FUCK YOU

Now I have to jack off with Listerine.

For science.

But where are you going to find another person's mouth? A willing one, I mean? I'm pretty sure pouring it straight on your junk doesn't get the same kind of effect.

Gumball wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Remember when I used to quote Scrubs whenever I wasn't babbling about sports? I'm bringing it back.

Posting half an episode doesn't count as "quoting".

I could only tell the video when to start, I don't know if I can tell it when to stop.

Gumball wrote:

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Gumball wrote:

Listerine. Applied via detour through another person's mouth.

FUCK YOU

Now I have to jack off with Listerine.

For science.

But where are you going to find another person's mouth? A willing one, I mean? I'm pretty sure pouring it straight on your junk doesn't get the same kind of effect.

You're thinking inside the box, you box dweller.

Clearly the solution to this problem is either to rig some kajigger that will properly vaporize the Listerine in order to apply it to Mikey Jr, or to sign up for Yoga classes.