| Plenty of Fish | |
|
+25Disco Stu Eeveegou cristina_chavia V3N0M Kakashifan727 rae Mikey Go WOOGA grmblfjx Reepicheep-chan Mr.Doobie Reidmar Hot Cancer TheIan Cyberwulf Somath Cegem Jay/Cris Lurv Cunovendus Lady Anne Chris91 Rabid Badger Mouse Knorg Exodia's Right Leg TheHedonist 29 posters |
|
Author | Message |
---|
Reepicheep-chan Important Person
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 38 Location : IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Wed May 08, 2013 3:13 pm | |
| That watersports one is amazing I am so glad you posted it.
You should have posted the one looking for a japanese-speaking girl to translate hentai. | |
|
| |
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Wed May 08, 2013 3:21 pm | |
| It's called being heteroflexible Wulf.
Let's not take away their ability to self-define. | |
|
| |
Cyberwulf NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 42 Location : TRILOBITE!
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Wed May 08, 2013 3:40 pm | |
| Well it does strike me as odd that a guy wants a specifically straight guy to piss in his mouth. Maybe he's been burned by non-straight dudes who want anal? And reckons straight dudes won't want that? | |
|
| |
grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Wed May 08, 2013 5:15 pm | |
| - Seeking Sweet Soulful Sexy Obedient submissive wrote:
I'm looking for a sweet and soulful and sexy and obedient submissive who wishes to serve Me by giving herself to Me so that I may use her and every part of her body for My pleasure.
While that's explicit, I don't really see anything wrong with it. It's a guy looking for someone to share his kink, not a Gorean slave ad. - Cyberwulf wrote:
- Well it does strike me as odd that a guy wants a specifically straight guy to piss in his mouth. Maybe he's been burned by non-straight dudes who want anal? And reckons straight dudes won't want that?
Maybe that's a fantasy of his? I think 'turning' people is a pretty common one. Like men drooling over lesbians, stuff like that. I once saw an ad that was "looking for a virgin to pee on my head to fight my hair loss". I still can't figure out whether that was kink or just weird. | |
|
| |
Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Wed May 08, 2013 6:00 pm | |
| - Cyberwulf wrote:
- Well it does strike me as odd that a guy wants a specifically straight guy to piss in his mouth. Maybe he's been burned by non-straight dudes who want anal? And reckons straight dudes won't want that?
Maybe he's worried the gay guy will get a boner. | |
|
| |
Hawaiian Shirt Sporkbender
Join date : 2011-08-25 Location : Seattle, UCAS
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Wed May 08, 2013 8:04 pm | |
| I'm more than willing to admit that the Seeking Sweet Soulful whatever wasn't on the top of the list for creepy kink shit, I was just really struck by how he formatted the whole thing. | |
|
| |
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Wed May 08, 2013 8:49 pm | |
| - Craigslist Ad wrote:
- We are three men who specialize in pleasing women. We are three distinct prorfessional men who can work with you alone or as a team or all three of us. Quinn is the hand master. The blonde haired, strapping Irishman is a master of touch. Allesandro is the tongue master and the dark haired Italian is a master of oral satisfaction. Ty is the cockmaster and the well hung afro-american gent can bring you to new hieghts of joy. All three men are well versed in other apsects of pleasure beyond thier specialization. If you are interested in enjoying this unique, safe and highly erotic experience, drop us a line with information about you and we will get back to you as soon as time permit. Men, we are strictly here for female pleasure, so don't bother responding.
WACKY SITCOM HI-JINX AHOY! - ROLE PLAY daddy/daughter, this is naughty! - m4w - 61 wrote:
- Role play babygurl....................you caught daddy sucking on our neigbors dick last night..................don't tell mommy you caught daddy sucking dick princess............
I trust any 61 year old man who refers to me as "gurl". - Wet, Humid, Thunderfuck wrote:
- I have some free time after work. This wet, humid afternoon has got my cock hard. I want to help make you cum first. I am 6', 175lbs, athletic, dark hair, blue eyes, clean, dd free, always plays safe. I can host or go to you. I am in center city between 20th & 21st & South & Lombard. Lets say around 6ish? all race open.
I just love this for giving me the term wet, humid thunderfuck. - Wear Mother in Laws Panties wrote:
- I found these in my Mother in La's drawer. I had to put them on knowing her pussy smell would be so close to my cock. I hope she doesn't notice they are missing before i get them back to her sorry for the slight blur
I feel like I'm obligated to report this man to the police... - Quote :
- just adore pretty feet and manicured toes. safe mature married white male just adores pretty feet. girls/women are your feet aching from wearing your heels or from standing all day,just sit back and let me rub those pains away. nothing sexual just a great foot massage with or without a toe licking your choice. love small feet,bbw feet,clean feet,and yes even dirty feet. so hit me up so we can make a time to meet. put feet in subject thanks
Poetic. - Quote :
- You're studying, but can't take a long break. You've built up a lot of tension and could really use some help! I can come by, give you a quick nsa blow job, no recip, and then go. Then you'll be able to concentrate better! Just let me know when and where!!
Blow jobs now available for delivery. - cash for your toes in my mouth wrote:
looking to suck on your toes n I ll pay u n if we do it again I ll get Em done for u no matter what the cost is must show pic of feet So when, exactly, do you know you've sucked toes "done"? | |
|
| |
Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Wed May 08, 2013 11:19 pm | |
| - Quote :
- Ty is the cockmaster
I remember when this was an insult. As in, "Why, you shit faced cockmaster!" As in, I watched the South Park Movie two nights ago. Was all that shit from Philly? Why do you still live there? I picture an eternal battle between crackheads running around cutting each others heads off to absorb their power while the perverted bourgeoisie lounge in their decadent one room, rent controlled apartments indulging their every hedonistic whim. Bumblefuck KY doesn't have anything besides- - WHO WANTS SOME ROSES??? wrote:
- WANTED BJ MORE FROM REAL WOMEN...WANTED A HAPPY ENDING CAN GIVE A FAIR AMOUNT OF ROSES BIG COUNTRY BOY.. BUT MY ROSES SMELL JUST AS SWEET .. ANY WOMEN ANY RACE LOOKING FOR ON GOING MEET ..JUST MOVE HERE FROM MI. LOOKING TO HOOK UP.. PLEASE EMAIL ,, HOPE TO HEAR FRO YOU.. THANK YOU..
LET GO OF THE FUCKING SHIFT KEY. YOU ROSE OBSESSION ISN'T AS ANNOYING AS YOUR CAPITALIZATION, USE OF PAST TENSE, AND ERRATIC PUNCTUATION GOD DAMN IT Other than that the number of married people and people looking to bone in Keriakas Park is concerning. Especially the park. I used to slide head first into second base at that park. | |
|
| |
Reepicheep-chan Important Person
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 38 Location : IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Thu May 09, 2013 9:18 am | |
| - Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
- YOU ROSE OBSESSION ISN'T AS ANNOYING AS YOUR CAPITALIZATION,
IDK if you know this or not but offering roses is craigslist-code for paying for sex. | |
|
| |
Cyberwulf NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 42 Location : TRILOBITE!
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Thu May 09, 2013 1:35 pm | |
| - Reepicheep-chan wrote:
- Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
- YOU ROSE OBSESSION ISN'T AS ANNOYING AS YOUR CAPITALIZATION,
IDK if you know this or not but offering roses is craigslist-code for paying for sex. Of course Mikey wouldn't know that. He's a good boy. | |
|
| |
Reepicheep-chan Important Person
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 38 Location : IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Mon May 13, 2013 9:52 am | |
| - Quote :
- My rating on American women based on race from worst to fine based on my experiences
1)Black American- Oh god, I can't even talk to them. With their slangs, I always get scared when they talk. Not only that, but they tend to have that bitchy attitude if you ever approach them. In addition, they also tend to be uneducated. 2) Latina American- Same as the African American women except they look good but I still can't handle their stupidity. 3) White American- To be honest, they are quite rare in my city. There is something about them I find attractive like the colored eyes and the colored hair. However, they do have a breaking point. If I'm going to get a white girl, I'm to aim for those Eastern European girls. Much better 4) Asian American- To be honest, I'm not really interested with Asian girls but I have to say they are very loyal. The only problem is that most of them only likes white guys. They also have a breaking point like the white women here in US but at least they are more loyal. Another reason why I don't date them is because they tend to be flat as a surfboard. If you get scared by someone talking with "slangs" maybe you should just remove yourself from the breeding pool entirely. Just a thought. | |
|
| |
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Mon May 13, 2013 1:10 pm | |
| Soooooo.... who is he willing to dip his stick in? | |
|
| |
Lurv Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Mon May 13, 2013 3:22 pm | |
| - Mr.Doobie wrote:
- Soooooo.... who is he willing to dip his stick in?
Someone loyal, I guess. And educated. Also, big boobs. Preferably someone white with colored hair and eyes (don't know the exact colors he's talking about though). Oh, and must not use slangs. | |
|
| |
TheHedonist Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-10-26 Location : Госпоже Правой Ноге Аниной
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:53 pm | |
| 'The six things I could never do without my relationships with my friends morningsbookspeople with infections laughsslippersspotify'
Punctuation and spacing his. One of these things is not like the other. | |
|
| |
Sponsored content
| Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish | |
| |
|
| |
| Plenty of Fish | |
|