Don't diss Michael Jackson! Inmate breaks other inmate's jaw for alleged insult

Come on, guys. That's NOT how Michael would want you to act! He stood for peace and love and helping children and dancing with zombies, remember?

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A 50-year-old man at a correctional facility south of Merced took issue with an insult against Michael Jackson, breaking the jaw of another inmate Wednesday night who spoke badly about the late King of Pop.

Jeffrey Salery, 50, is expected to be charged with aggravated assault and battery with great bodily injury against a 21-year-old fellow inmate at John Latorraca Correctional Facility.

Salery told correctional officers that the 21-year-old “disrespected Michael Jackson,” although what specifically was said is not known.

Maybe the other guy was just sick of all the Michael Jackson stuff on TV....

Looks like someone needs to take the lyrics to "Man in the Mirror" to heart....

There goes his parole interview...

I guess Michael Jackson was the last seal since the world seems to be falling apart since he died.

He could barely hold himself together, I doubt he was holding the world together.

I think the world started falling apart long before MJ died, so let's give him credit where credit's due.

That's a great excuse for breaking someone's jaw.

OH NOEZ GUYS, SOMEONE IN PRISON HIT ANOTHER GUY IN PRISON!!!!!!

Really, this isn't news. Just because it barely involves some dead chump who was famous for doing something thirty years ago doesn't make it news.

However,

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Jeffrey Salery, 50, is expected to be charged with aggravated assault and battery with great bodily injury

Broken Jaw =/= Great Bodily Injury.

Yeah, it's six weeks of pain in the ass (mo' like pain in da mouth, amirite?), but it's not "Great". You can't die from a broken jaw.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Yeah, it's six weeks of pain in the ass (mo' like pain in da mouth, amirite?), but it's not "Great". You can't die from a broken jaw.

Yes, you can, especially if it isn't treated properly.