"Grey"-inspired S&M fantasy goes utterly wrong...

Cyberwulf wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

You're missing the "HUR HUR FUCKING IN A MOVIE" aspect.

Yeah, I am. I'm not a movie person and, while I can believe that that's a thing, ....why? Somebody please enlighten me.

...because. It's a movie. In a mainstream cinema. and HURRRRRRRRR FUCKING lol. It's like we expect "old media" to have places where it doesn't go and OMG THEY'RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT THIS BOOK THAT'S FULL OF FUCKING HUR HUR HOW WILL THEY DO ALL THE FUCKING IN THE MOVIE LET'S GO SEE ALL THE FUCKING AND GIGGLE BECAUSE THERE'S FUCKING IN A REAL MOVIE.

I...I don't know how to explain it any better, sorry.

I don't ever recall HURRRRRR FUCKING. I recall "this softcore porn is HOT" watching the sex scenes in Chloe (come on, it's naked Amanda Seyfried doing an older woman! ) I've never giggled during a sex scene unless something in it was scripted to go comically wrong, like in ED TV.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

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In the longest time, there hasn't been anything on this site that caused me to gag.

Then I got an image in my head of Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove engaging in steamy, wall thumping, BDSM coitus.

*points and laughs*

I can't picture Nicholas Cage naked and I have no fucking idea who Miranda Cosgrove is, so I'm completely unaffected. Besides, even if that wasn't the case, I frequent efukt and I sat through Ron Jeremy's performance in Orgazmo. It takes a LOT to squick me nowadays.

xerrofoot wrote:

It takes a LOT to squick me nowadays.

Here you go.

Jay/Cris wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

It takes a LOT to squick me nowadays.

Here you go.

The textbook definition of NSFW.

Jay/Cris wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

It takes a LOT to squick me nowadays.

Here you go.

Well done.

So do you make a point of answering things two weeks late? Do you get off on bumping dead threads? Is it more satisfying if your answer is inane and pointless? Is this your idea of trolling or something?