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^*sigh* I remember those days.
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Even if I shouldn't hold the same expectations of the News subforum as you say, within News I have yet to see zeke make a post that's not about communism (in threads where the connection to communism is tangential at best). Just speaking for myself, if zeke were to post in any other subforum, or even post anything within News that didn't concern hir pet topic it'd be easier for me to view them as a legit poster and write off the obsession with communism as a quirk. Until then...
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Azzandra wrote:
Mikey, sometimes being fat has nothing to do with being unhealthy.

Fat people (and judging by the degree of anal aggravation you show over a post that implies that fatties are fat due to poor diet and lifestyle, you are skinny as Chris is funny. Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 611762 Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 611762 Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 611762 Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 611762 Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 611762 ) need to stop doing this. You can't point at a skinny person with health problems and go "WELL BEANPOLE OVER THERE ISN'T HEALTHY, SO BEING FAT MUST BE HEALTHY!1!!!"

Well, I suppose you technically can do that (as proven by the fact you clowns never STOP doing that), but it's some sort of logical fallacy it'd take Psy-4 to adequately condescendingly explain.

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There are fat people who are much healthier than most thin or average sized people, and they simply can't lose weight because of genetics.

"BAWWWWWWW, I CAN'T HELP BEING FAT, IT RUNS IN MY FAMILY!!1!!"

Fool, NO ONE runs in your family.

It should be horribly obvious to anyone who pays attention that, with the occasional exception, people are perfectly capable of controlling their own weight. From bodybuilders that bulk and cut or retired offensive linemen like Mark Schlereth dropping a lot of extra weight after retirement to anorexic people who starve themselves down to 80 pounds, it's obvious that the biggest contributing factor to the average person's weight is diet.

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THYRIOD CONDITIONS?!?!?!"

Diagnosable and manageable with medication. If it hasn't been diagnosed by a professional, you DON'T HAVE IT and your weight is your own fault.

Frankly, health problems that keep people from gaining weight are typically harder to deal with. I remember Bloofy said something about ulcers or whatnot making it hard for her to eat enough to put on weight.

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Some people are genetically predisposed to being skinny, some to being fat.

CITATION NEEDED

But seriously, you are giving WAY too much credit to genetics and not nearly enough to environment. Most people do. Height is greatly affected by environment. Skin color is affected by environment. Hair color can be affected by environment. Weight is certainly primarily a function of environment.

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Those diseases you list? Skinny people get them too. Because they're genetic.

Fat people get them at a greater rate. THAT fact has little to do with genetics and a lot to do with their hearts struggling to pump blood through their fat squeezed, cholesterol encrusted veins.

Besides, and to repeat myself, pointing at a skinny person who's unhealthy doesn't prove that being fat is healthy.

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You lose sight of the fact that fat people get worse medical treatment, because doctors prefer to tell them "just lose weight", instead of giving them the medicine they require. This compounds the problem severely.

"You seem to have a health issue that is frequently caused by poor diet and being overweight. You have a poor diet and are fatter than the queen of sea cows. I suggest, as a long term solution, you eat better and lose weight."

"Fuck that, just give me the medicine you give to people of a healthy weight."

"Sir, that medicine won't fix the underlying problem of you being a fatty fatty boom ballatty [Author's Note: That's a real medical term]."

"OMG UR LEIK TOTALLY OPPRESSING ME YOU FAT HATING FASCIST NAZI!!1!!1!!"

"Sir, the only thing oppressing you is gravity."

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Your vitriolic hatred of fat people is a bit alarming, though. I can't tell if it's just you being a troll, or if you've been so deeply fooled by the media's and the dieting industry's "fatties are unhealthy" meme that you refuse to inform yourself on the subject before you start mouthing off about things you know nothing about.

Yeah, I must clearly not know a thing about this subject as I'm only going by the word of medical professionals, scientific studies, and other credible sources. I should just live my life by the tenets of The Gospel According To Shakesville like you do. Colbert

SIDE NOTE: I type this on a campus computer as my computer has decided to do what computer technicians like to call "Shit the bed." As I look into this I won't be on very much. Now I know, the last time I took a leave of absence from this site you almost ran the Admin out of town and imploded, and the time before that you DID run the Admin out of town and imploded. But try to hold it together, I'll be back eventually.

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Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
Azzandra wrote:
Mikey, sometimes being fat has nothing to do with being unhealthy.

Fat people (and judging by the degree of anal aggravation you show over a post that implies that fatties are fat due to poor diet and lifestyle, you are skinny as Chris is funny. Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 611762 Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 611762 Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 611762 Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 611762 Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 611762 ) need to stop doing this. You can't point at a skinny person with health problems and go "WELL BEANPOLE OVER THERE ISN'T HEALTHY, SO BEING FAT MUST BE HEALTHY!1!!!"

Well, I suppose you technically can do that (as proven by the fact you clowns never STOP doing that), but it's some sort of logical fallacy it'd take Psy-4 to adequately condescendingly explain.

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There are fat people who are much healthier than most thin or average sized people, and they simply can't lose weight because of genetics.

"BAWWWWWWW, I CAN'T HELP BEING FAT, IT RUNS IN MY FAMILY!!1!!"

Fool, NO ONE runs in your family.

It should be horribly obvious to anyone who pays attention that, with the occasional exception, people are perfectly capable of controlling their own weight. From bodybuilders that bulk and cut or retired offensive linemen like Mark Schlereth dropping a lot of extra weight after retirement to anorexic people who starve themselves down to 80 pounds, it's obvious that the biggest contributing factor to the average person's weight is diet.

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THYRIOD CONDITIONS?!?!?!"

Diagnosable and manageable with medication. If it hasn't been diagnosed by a professional, you DON'T HAVE IT and your weight is your own fault.

Frankly, health problems that keep people from gaining weight are typically harder to deal with. I remember Bloofy said something about ulcers or whatnot making it hard for her to eat enough to put on weight.

Quote :
Some people are genetically predisposed to being skinny, some to being fat.

CITATION NEEDED

But seriously, you are giving WAY too much credit to genetics and not nearly enough to environment. Most people do. Height is greatly affected by environment. Skin color is affected by environment. Hair color can be affected by environment. Weight is certainly primarily a function of environment.

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Those diseases you list? Skinny people get them too. Because they're genetic.

Fat people get them at a greater rate. THAT fact has little to do with genetics and a lot to do with their hearts struggling to pump blood through their fat squeezed, cholesterol encrusted veins.

Besides, and to repeat myself, pointing at a skinny person who's unhealthy doesn't prove that being fat is healthy.

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You lose sight of the fact that fat people get worse medical treatment, because doctors prefer to tell them "just lose weight", instead of giving them the medicine they require. This compounds the problem severely.

"You seem to have a health issue that is frequently caused by poor diet and being overweight. You have a poor diet and are fatter than the queen of sea cows. I suggest, as a long term solution, you eat better and lose weight."

"Fuck that, just give me the medicine you give to people of a healthy weight."

"Sir, that medicine won't fix the underlying problem of you being a fatty fatty boom ballatty [Author's Note: That's a real medical term]."

"OMG UR LEIK TOTALLY OPPRESSING ME YOU FAT HATING FASCIST NAZI!!1!!1!!"

"Sir, the only thing oppressing you is gravity."

Quote :
Your vitriolic hatred of fat people is a bit alarming, though. I can't tell if it's just you being a troll, or if you've been so deeply fooled by the media's and the dieting industry's "fatties are unhealthy" meme that you refuse to inform yourself on the subject before you start mouthing off about things you know nothing about.

Yeah, I must clearly not know a thing about this subject as I'm only going by the word of medical professionals, scientific studies, and other credible sources. I should just live my life by the tenets of The Gospel According To Shakesville like you do. Colbert

SIDE NOTE: I type this on a campus computer as my computer has decided to do what computer technicians like to call "Shit the bed." As I look into this I won't be on very much. Now I know, the last time I took a leave of absence from this site you almost ran the Admin out of town and imploded, and the time before that you DID run the Admin out of town and imploded. But try to hold it together, I'll be back eventually.

I know, I know, it'll be hard to live your day to day lives without me to enlighten and amuse you on the internet with my unrivaled intellect and witty sense of humor. But this will be good for you all, you'll get through this and be stronger for it.

Besides, I'm like herpes. I always come back. Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 588739

inb4 Lady Anne, Chris, and other retards with an equivalent talent for humor make "jokes" about how I won't be missed
inb4 Grumbles says something that's very witty and funny while, at the same time, soul crushingly hurtful ( Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 309696 ).
inb4 Someone points out I wasted 20 minutes of my life typing this shit
inb4 No one cares
inb4 OP can't be inb4
...Colbert here I am debating on why I haven't blocked you yet.... Probably because I enjoy your (admittedly pathetic) attempts at humor.
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I won't engage Mikey in full troll-mode, but I do have to ask: you read Shakesville? ...Really?
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^
I've read an article or two.

It's fun to see how long I can go without RAGEQUIT. It's usually a couple paragraphs.

Now explain to me how detailing how fat people are fat because fatties gonna fat is somehow trolling. Colbert
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PostSubject: Re: Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies.   Police pepper spray 9 year-old girl, charge her with multiple felonies. - Page 4 EmptySat Nov 19, 2011 2:46 am

I've sat and stared at the computer for about a half hour now, trying to figure out the best way to say what I think, without pissing off an inordinate amount of people... Clearly, I've put far too much consideration into this.

I come from a family of large, overweight women (I think I'm about 40-some pounds over my "target weight" now). They had mostly all been stay-at-home mothers or wives who cooked and baked and didn't do much else of anything. The men all worked physically demanding jobs and, thus, weren't overweight. That said... even though his delivery was brutal, I agree with a lot of Mikey's points. (braces for hatred)

It's pretty easy to see that diet is the main contributor in our case, because two women (my mother and great-aunt) vehemently went against our family stereotype and are freaking beanpoles. Comically... they complain that, because of this, they don't have the stereotypical huge bust that the rest of us have. That aside, both went to the gym and ate a lot of what I call "rabbit food". Yes, it may have been harder for them to lose weight than someone from a typically healthy, skinny family.... but they did it. They continue to do it.

For the genetics argument... I wonder how much is really genetically programed and how much is just how we're raised. Seems to me that larger families tend to eat foods higher in fat content, sugar content and lower in most of the vitamins. They also seem to be the families that sit around the TV for family time, rather than going out and playing a game of badminton (hell, I don't know).

Yes, some people have thyroid problems... Yes, some people try and try to lose weight but just don't seem to drop a pound for weeks... But some people prefer a quick and cheap McDonald's triple cheeseburger over a garden salad. On that note: ever notice how hard it is to try and lose weight when you don't make money enough to go grocery shopping at Whole Foods?

I'm not trying to downplay anyone else's hardships with weight-related problems... I've had a lot, if not most of them, myself. I just know that mine come from my own choices that I wasn't willing to change when I was younger. Hell, I still hate running and love curly fries.
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Fair enough.

But even given all that, would you like Mikey to attack and ridicule you and your female relatives for being fat, something which ultimately doesn't affect or concern him?
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Why haven't we killed Mikey yet?
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Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:


"BAWWWWWWW, I CAN'T HELP BEING FAT, IT RUNS IN MY FAMILY!!1!!"

Fool, NO ONE runs in your family.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:


"You seem to have a health issue that is frequently caused by poor diet and being overweight. You have a poor diet and are fatter than the queen of sea cows. I suggest, as a long term solution, you eat better and lose weight."

"Fuck that, just give me the medicine you give to people of a healthy weight."

"Sir, that medicine won't fix the underlying problem of you being a fatty fatty boom ballatty [Author's Note: That's a real medical term]."

"OMG UR LEIK TOTALLY OPPRESSING ME YOU FAT HATING FASCIST NAZI!!1!!1!!"

"Sir, the only thing oppressing you is gravity."




HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god why is this funny to me Upset

Even worse, I actually agree with Mikey. SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEE Upset

I'm somewhat porky at the moment, because being physically disabled AND mentally ill (panic disorders SUCK) limits my ability to exercise. However, that does not absolve me of the responsibility to do everything I can possibly do to keep myself from morphing into Fatty McFatfat. I recognize this and have asked my doctor for help keeping my weight down to compensate for my limited mobility. No group is more hypersensitive, irrational, illogical, detached from reality and pisses me off more than the "fat acceptance movement". ESPECIALLY that dickhead Kevin Smith. If you find yourself raising a media stink about an airline not giving you two seats on an aeroplane, you need a serious attitude adjustment. You do not need two seats on a plane, YOU NEED TO LOSE SOME GODDAMN WEIGHT.

Regarding the original topic: on one hand, the police could definitely rely on their fancy toys a lot less, especially since people have died from the irresponsible use of said toys. On the other hand, that kid deserved what she got. You're a kid, do as you're fucking told - ESPECIALLY BY THE POLICE - or face the consequences.

EDIT: Also, it begs the question of why she wasn't medicated that day. My understanding of public schools in America is that they get rather persnickety about that sort of thing.
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karmyn31 wrote:
Why haven't we killed Mikey yet?
I dunno, but I personally find him to be more irritating than rage-inducing. Which can also be said about a lot of people I know in real life, and I haven't killed any of them yet.
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It's really rare to find people who have a weight problem more complex than "calories in vs. calories used." It usually involves a pretty serious endocrine problem and can even be caused by tumors or cancers. But outside of these relatively unlikely scenarios, being fat is more than likely the fault of the fat person.
karmyn31 wrote:
Why haven't we killed Mikey yet?
He's like one of, like, three posters left with a fucking sense of humor?
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Penguin wrote:
It's really rare to find people who have a weight problem more complex than "calories in vs. calories used." It usually involves a pretty serious endocrine problem and can even be caused by tumors or cancers. But outside of these relatively unlikely scenarios, being fat is more than likely the fault of the fat person.
karmyn31 wrote:
Why haven't we killed Mikey yet?
He's like one of, like, three posters left with a fucking sense of humor?
I enjoy his humor, and he makes Cyber/Owlish go up the wall, spare points in my book.
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Jabberwockee wrote:
On that note: ever notice how hard it is to try and lose weight when you don't make money enough to go grocery shopping at Whole Foods?
You're right about this. The average adult needs 1800-2000 calories a day. That many calories of junk food costs roughly $5-$12, depending upon where you get it and what you eat. That many calories in health food costs roughly $16-$40 (these stats are based on comparisons I made in my own southern California community, where fresh fruits and vegetables are readily available year round; it may be different in other areas). When you're on a limited budget, guess what kind of food gets eaten? And while a single McDonald's meal may provide all the calories you need, you're going to be hungry for more than one meal in a day, so...you eat more cheap junk food. High volume, low calorie foods are a great way to lose and maintain weight, but they are expensive. A large part of the problem is that the stuff that goes into junk food is heavily subsidized by the government, making it cheaper to produce and cheaper to buy, while the healthy foods have far fewer subsidies, making them more expensive.

The way suburban communities are set up contributes to the problem, too. It's hard to walk to the store, to school, or to work when those things are far away. Bikes will get you there faster, but bike lanes are often few and far between and too many motorists are inconsiderate or openly hostile to people on bicycles. There are gyms, but they cost money, and when money is tight, guess what? People don't buy gym memberships. Add in long commutes to and from work, and by the time people get home, they're often too tired to work out. It also doesn't help when kids aren't encouraged to exercise--the parents are tired and often gone much of the day and are frequently too afraid to let kids go out and play by themselves. Add in the fact that many schools have cut P.E. and recess in favor of teaching to those stupid standardized tests (often because of No Child Left Standing), and those that still have recess have removed a lot of playground equipment for fear of lawsuits--and the problem with obesity starts very early.
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xerrofoot wrote:
Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Fool, NO ONE runs in your family.
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god why is this funny to me Upset
That was a good one.

Anyway, compare 2011 obesity rates in America (and Britain) with 1911, or even 1961. If that's down to genetics, then it's not fluoride in the water people should be worrying about. Whatever the problem is here, blaming it on genes isn't going to make it go away.
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@Azzandra: Of course not. That's why I was a bit..... hesitant/shocked/unnerved to be agreeing with a lot of what he said, despite his delivery of said opinion. But, this is the internet, so people are going to be far more harsh than they would be to your face. Hooray for anonymity!

Being called fat by the other kids left me with a lot of issues, of course, but part of growing up is understanding why I had weight problems in the first place. I'm not freakishly obese, so I figure I'm okay. On the other hand....

Listening to peoples' bullshit excuses gets really tiring. I constantly had to hear my own grandmother blame her thyroid for her problems while she would be eating a fried twinkie, holding a corn dog and waiting on an ice cream cone. Talk about an eyeroll moment.
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A large bag of beans is $8 and will last a few weeks. A 10lb bag of potatoes is $2-6.

It would last about a week, given the time anyone has to make food with these. Which is another problem entirely.
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Lady Anne wrote:
You're right about this. The average adult needs 1800-2000 calories a day. That many calories of junk food costs roughly $5-$12, depending upon where you get it and what you eat. That many calories in health food costs roughly $16-$40 (these stats are based on comparisons I made in my own southern California community, where fresh fruits and vegetables are readily available year round; it may be different in other areas). When you're on a limited budget, guess what kind of food gets eaten? And while a single McDonald's meal may provide all the calories you need, you're going to be hungry for more than one meal in a day, so...you eat more cheap junk food. High volume, low calorie foods are a great way to lose and maintain weight, but they are expensive. A large part of the problem is that the stuff that goes into junk food is heavily subsidized by the government, making it cheaper to produce and cheaper to buy, while the healthy foods have far fewer subsidies, making them more expensive.
No no no, Lady Anne, it's people's OWN FAULT they're fat. If they really wanted to eat nourishing healthy food, they'd get to the store with their bootstraps and magically shit the money to pay for it with more bootstraps. BOOTSTRAPS

Jesus fucking Christ, in the "what the hell bill is this" we have the GOP wanting to count tomato sauce on a pizza as a vegetable in school lunches. Because providing schoolchildren with an actual vegetable is too whatever.

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Why haven't we killed Mikey yet?

No one knows where to find me, and even if they did, you fat asses don't have the energy to waddle your folds to where ever I am. And even if you DID, I outrun fat people. Colbert

I can do this because I'm not The Goddamn Chokemaster Supreme with a fake neck injury designed to help my shit team draft Andrew Luck.

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It's really rare to find people who have a weight problem more complex than "calories in vs. calories used." It usually involves a pretty serious endocrine problem and can even be caused by tumors or cancers. But outside of these relatively unlikely scenarios, being fat is more than likely the fault of the fat person.

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Why haven't we killed Mikey yet?

He's like one of, like, three posters left with a fucking sense of humor?

I love you NOTE: This heart is meant in a heterosexual way. It's a bro heart.

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You're right about this. The average adult needs 1800-2000 calories a day. That many calories of junk food costs roughly $5-$12, depending upon where you get it and what you eat. That many calories in health food costs roughly $16-$40 (these stats are based on comparisons I made in my own southern California community, where fresh fruits and vegetables are readily available year round; it may be different in other areas).

I hold in my hand a thingy of oats. "Thingy" is a technical term people who are physically superior to you use to measure amounts of oats. Colbert

Anyway this thingy has "About 30" servings per container. Each serving is 150 calories. That's 4500 calories in on Thingy. This Thingy couldn't have cost me more than $5 (I don't remember the exact amount). I got this Thingy at Wal-Mart. These oats taste like chewing on mushy cardboard, but that's why you get a $3 wad of frozen raspberries to mix in with it. This $3 wad lasts me about half a thingy.

My point is, it's not very expensive to eat reasonably healthy. Just get "scratch" ingredients from Wal Mart (Great Value brand junk is the same junk as the "Name Brand," just a buck cheaper. The bigger problem is finding 15 minutes to clap some of this shit together.
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Listening to peoples' bullshit excuses gets really tiring. I constantly had to hear my own grandmother blame her thyroid for her problems while she would be eating a fried twinkie, holding a corn dog and waiting on an ice cream cone. Talk about an eyeroll moment.

I was trying to avoid this, but the thyroid keeps being brought up and I've got to have my say.

Five months ago, I was jogging. Had been for a few years, now, off and on. Enough to have an endurance built up, is what I'm saying. I was even working my way up to being able to jog up the shallow side of the hill on our street, and halfway there. Then one night, mom and I were out and started running. I had to stop way before her, and seconds later thought for sure I was having a heart attack, seriously worrying as I was only 26 at the time. So, I rested for a bit, the pain stopped and I went on with my life. A few nights later, I was sleeping on my right side but woke up to find the entire left side numb. Naturally, this terrified me and I wound up at the ER, where I was diagnosed as dehydrated and anxious, drugged up and sent home. I went back several more times for basically the same thing and finally over at the poor people's clinic (which is all I can afford) was diagnosed as having an underactive thyroid. Now, on my many trips to the ER, my heart, cholesterol and blood pressure all checked out ok. I was having spells where I woke up in a panic because my breathing stopped, but despite going for nearly a week without sleep, I couldn't get recommended for a sleep apnea test because at 5'3 and between 155-160, I was informed that I wasn't obese enough to have it. So, basically, the extra flab around my middle hadn't made me unhealthy.

So, after being on the generic thyroid meds for awhile, I could breathe in my sleep again, but that was about all I could do. I was aching in every joint and going through tubes of Icy Hot like a junkie. Forget jogging, I couldn't even walk on my left side. Meanwhile, the doctor I was seeing upped my dosage, which brought back the chest pains and heart palpitations, then told me this is all in my head and I should be on anti-anxiety meds. I developed a kidney stone, which led me back to the ER where I was by now something of a joke. The day I came in after throwing up for two hours straight, not even able to keep down the pain and nausea meds they gave me for the stone, I was treated to a "look what the cat dragged in this morning" remark and several pointed comments about how often I came in. Turns out my kidney was infected this time.

The one good thing about all this is that I was able to get one of the doctors to recommend me to a specialist, who put me on different medicine. And, guess what? It worked for a couple weeks. At my sister's 16th birthday party I even danced a little. A very little, since my energy levels weren't coming back up in between songs. Fifteen minutes of dancing spread out over 6 hours and I was exhausted by the end of the night. The longer I'm on the medication, the more the feeling of wanting to go curl up somewhere and cry comes back, along with the constant pain. Exercise is getting more difficult and no longer worth the effort, even on my "up" days. I had one yesterday, and couldn't even manage two minutes on the elliptical machine before my heart started pounding and I couldn't breathe. I run out of oxygen just calling my cats in for their supper at night. And no one seems interested in checking further because I'm now in a normal TSH range. But, hey, I've gained maybe two pounds in all this time which means something has screwed up to the point that I can barely gain anymore. I guess that means I'm allowed to eat enough to stay alive, right? And can maybe even have a little bit of junkfood from time to time?

I have to ask, though, Jabberwockee, if your grandmother had been skinny and eating like that would you still have wanted to roll your eyes at her? Or would she have been lucky grandma with the fast metabolism that lets her eat however she wants?
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What I find interesting, in terms of people with thyroid disorder, is my mother has a form of hypothyroidism. She also has an eating disorder, but because she's overweight (almost obese, almost), nobody really considers that she has one. She wouldn't eat for a few days and then binge on a bag of chips, then starve herself again. I always knew when she'd be starving because she'd come home with a bag of chips, and while digging around for something to eat I'd find it crumpled up in the back with maybe two chips' worth of chip bits in it. Then she'd spend the rest of the day sleeping. It's really quite sad because society says she's fat, she's obsessed with being thin, and starves herself and it slows her metabolism down to a crawl because her body is in survival mode.

She tried those ready-made meals from Weight Watchers and in combination with bagged salad she actually started eating food every day, and at the bare minimum of consuming 1,200 calories a day, she actually started losing weight. Slowly but surely, and she was pretty happy about it.

Basically with this tl;dr story I'm trying to say that maybe, just maybe, our society that makes people think if they starved themselves they'd be thin, it actually ends up doing the opposite.
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Or would she have been lucky grandma with the fast metabolism that lets her eat however she wants?

1.) Maybe she's the granny that swims around for some cardio and that keeps her metabolism up. Metabolism isn't something you're born with and stuck with, you fucking idiot.
2.) What the hell did that LiveJournal post have to do with anything. I'll admit, I only skimmed over the last bit, but it seemed like you were going nowhere with it and taking a LOT of text to do it.

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Basically with this tl;dr story I'm trying to say that maybe, just maybe, our society that makes people think if they starved themselves they'd be thin, it actually ends up doing the opposite.

Well, yeah. You (to dumb it down to 4Chan levels) have to eat fewer calories than you burn to lose weight, but you still have to eat consistently.

You technically are starving yourself, but in a slow, controlled manner.
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oh hey you sanctimonious fucks realise that 5'0" and 130lb is a BMI of 25.4 right

like just barely outside the "normal" range right

like only 0.5 between "overweight" and "not overweight" right

maybe you were all too busy eating lots of green salads like you do every single day right
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oh hey you sanctimonious fucks realise that 5'0" and 130lb is a BMI of 25.4 right

like just barely outside the "normal" range right

like only 0.5 between "overweight" and "not overweight" right
This. And BMI can be misleading, since muscle weighs more than fat, so a person can have a higher than "normal" BMI and not actually be overweight because the extra weight comes from muscle. Judging from what the article said, the girl sounds pretty strong, so she may have a good bit of muscle weight.
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@Mooncalf: Again, Mikey said it before I could. At that point, I'd probably be more like "wow, she keeps herself in good enough shape to eat all that junk and not end up huge like I would". The whole point of mentioning that faire visit was to highlight that she was using a legitimate medical problem (that she obviously doesn't have - as say several different doctors, btw) as a self-indulgent excuse for her problem with losing weight. She just eats far too many calories and never moves. I still love her, but I've stopped listening to her complain about her weight, knowing that she isn't doing a thing to try and improve on it.

Now, my father's mother still looks great. She walks with her dog at least once a day, eats healthy portions at mealtimes and takes vitamins from about 10 different bottles. And she's a fair bit older than my mother's mother (the grandmother mentioned above).

@Disco: See, I feel really bad for people like your mother, who have a real problem. The social pressure to be thin can totally override being healthy, which ends up hurting more in the long run. It's great that she's doing the WW thing and getting her desired results, though.
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