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King Bee Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 34
| Subject: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:09 pm | |
| - Quote :
- A GYMSLIP murderess aged just 17 was being held last night for knifing THIRTY men to death.
The schoolgirl stunned cops by owning up to a serial killing spree that started when she was a 15-year-old.
She told detectives she wanted to confess before she turned 18 and could be tried as an adult.
The girl - too young even to be named - said she began targeting men in her home city of Sao Paulo, Brazil "for money, revenge and to bring justice".
She even SMILED as she reeled off her list of victims - which is feared to make her the world's most prolific teenage serial killer. She calmly bragged to police: "I don't have enough courage to hold a gun - but I can hold a knife.
"I am confessing because I promised I would do so before becoming 18 - to avoid upsetting my family." Butchering
The schoolgirl told how she always used the same knife - butchering one man for throwing a glass of brandy in her face in a bar row.
But police were last night still unclear about what drove her to keep on killing.
Sources said one theory is she was hired by gangland bosses as an assassin because she was so innocent-looking. The teenager's sensational confession came after she was arrested over a Sao Paulo street fight.
It shocked a country still reeling from the arrest of a TV crime show host for allegedly arranging killings to boost ratings. Damn... just damn. Brazil. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | |
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:25 pm | |
| The more I here about Brazil, the more it sounds like Black Lagoon's version of Thailand. | |
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Sorsa A. Jänis Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-08-21 Age : 35 Location : Mental hospital in a Finnish closet
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:29 pm | |
| Woah! Just why? Why would a 17 year old kill people with a smile on her face? :suspect: | |
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:30 pm | |
| Might as well enjoy your work. | |
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Avari
Join date : 2009-06-28 Location : France
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:36 pm | |
| I would take her declarations with a grain of salt. Claiming to have done something and actually having done it are two different things. A teenage girl fatally stabbing 30 grown men? That's a pretty physical way to kill a lot of people - especially as she doesn't look particularly athletic in that video. Possible, but maybe also she's one of those nutcases who wants to be a famous criminal. - Penguin wrote:
- Might as well enjoy your work.
And they say young people lack dedication these days! | |
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KelinciHutan Global Nomad
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 39 Location : USS Enterprise
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:48 pm | |
| Wow. That's cold on so many levels. | |
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Chaltab Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-07-19 Age : 36 Location : Outside the middle of nowhere
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:49 pm | |
| Good grief, it's like a Brazilian Go Go Yubari.
Assuming she actually did it, who bets she's going to become some sort of mini-celebrity among internet wannabe-anarchists? | |
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KGarrett Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-07 Age : 1013 Location : New York, aka the most boring state there is.
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:59 pm | |
| I have to agree with Avari here. It's one thing to claim something, but we can't know for sure until the matter's been investigated more. Stabbing thirty men to death takes a good deal of physical strength, and I don't think a fifteen year old girl could've gone through a two-year killing spree and only get caught now. We'll know the truth when it comes out, though this is pretty fucked up either way. | |
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Dick Powers Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-07-16 Location : Chillin with my homie Issun on Oni Island
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:01 pm | |
| Um, yeah I would believe this story if you hadn't link the Sun as a source. | |
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Raine Challenge Winner!
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:10 pm | |
| To be able to kill 30 guys with a build like that, she must have been able to surprise them pretty well. o_o | |
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Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 57 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:14 pm | |
| Whether she actually committed all those murders or not, she sounds like a complete wacko. | |
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Sorsa A. Jänis Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-08-21 Age : 35 Location : Mental hospital in a Finnish closet
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:16 pm | |
| - Chris91 wrote:
- Whether she actually committed all those murders or not, she sounds like a complete wacko.
Oh really. Couldn't figure that out myself. | |
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AngryRobotsInc Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 39 Location : Hampton Roads, Virginia
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:12 pm | |
| I don't know what sort of knives you people have been playing around with, but a long, thin blade, it's crazy easy to get a killing blow, no matter your size, if you catch the person off guard (switch blades are good for that). Long and thin, easy to slip through the ribs. You can gut someone pretty easy with a sharp blade as well, or go for the neck. Aside from how much force she can put behind the blade, which isn't really that big a factor given the right leverage, her size/build has nothing to do with whether or not she could kill anyone. | |
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DeeDee Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:23 pm | |
| I could believe it if these guys were caught off-guard. Her small size and the fact that she's a seventeen year old girl could actually work to her advantage, since no one would see her as a physical threat.
And yeah, knives don't necessarily take a lot of brute force to use.
That said, it is The Sun, so it pays to be slightly skeptical, too. | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:28 pm | |
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Raine Challenge Winner!
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:42 pm | |
| - AngryRobotsInc wrote:
- I don't know what sort of knives you people have been playing around with...
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:57 pm | |
| - Raine wrote:
- AngryRobotsInc wrote:
- I don't know what sort of knives you people have been playing around with...
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] I see you've played knifey-spoony before... | |
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Rageful Jewel
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:24 pm | |
| When I first read the title of the thread, I thought the girl had killed 30 men in a single fight, not over the course of 2 years. Still horrific though.
Hey Mafiosa, what is that creature that the car drives pass in your animated signature? I tried finding it on the site that written on the animated .gif, but I had no luck. | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:34 pm | |
| - Rageful Jewel wrote:
Hey Mafiosa, what is that creature that the car drives pass in your animated signature? I tried finding it on the site that written on the animated .gif, but I had no luck. It's from a a bad bad movie. This is the only good part. @8:15. | |
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unskilled78 Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : a hell of his own creation.
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:48 am | |
| Ah Kirk, my old friend...do you know the old Klingon proverb that tells us a running man may cut a thousand throats in a single night? | |
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Lapin Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35 Location : Maryland
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:44 pm | |
| (Listens to all the "Knives are hard to kill with!") Yeah. No. Its really easy to kill someone with a knife. We have soft squishy bodies that are easily pierced, and we are full of necessary organs and arteries that don't do well with great gaping holes. And it doesn't take a lot of strength to stick it in either. You just go for the gut and push up. If you can get just under the ribcage, even better, because when you push up you either hit the heart or major arteries. | |
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Alhazred Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-21
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:53 pm | |
| In point of fact, it's actually easier to slit someone's throat when you do it with common sense instead of with the retarded Hollywood "ear to ear" method. | |
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Reepicheep-chan Important Person
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 38 Location : IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:38 pm | |
| ^ You mean jabbing it into the side of the throat and then pulling it out the front? | |
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Alhazred Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-21
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:38 am | |
| Yep.
On another note, as a practical demonstration of how easy it is to kill someone with a knife, grab a friend for a fun, educational activity. This activity will also serve to teach you just how batshit retarded the "accept the fact that you will get cut" mentality is. Give your friend one of those big, fat, toxic "inhale this and your brain will liquefy" permanent markers with the cap off. This marker will be our knife.
Now have your friend attack you with his 'knife.' Instruct him to do whatever it takes to "stab" you somewhere in the midsection, like he would if it was a real knife and he was trying to kill you.
Stop him from doing it.
After he tries a few times, look at your arms. Se those five or six long-ass lines of black marker? To say nothing of the mark on your shirt if he actually succeeded? If the marker had been a real knife, you'd be bleeding out of every single one of those marks. To make matters worse, because you're in a fight-or-flight situation, your heart is beating like there's no tomorrow. Which means you'll be gushing blood from those cuts even faster than you would be normally. The effects of blood loss would hit in a few seconds, and you'd probably pass out in under a minute.
So, yeah, accept the fact that you are going to get cut. Also accept the fact that a knife cut is serious goddamn business. If you have to defend yourself against a knife attacker, get your ass in his face and break it when he's making the first swing, don't dance around like pussies who think fighting means "hop around in a faux boxing stance while a circle gathers around to watch and cheer as you fight honorably and never hit below the belt. :nuts: " Knife fights generally end just as fast as regular fights, about five seconds, ten at the most, but the stakes are a lot higher for you if you're not the one to make it end. | |
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Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
| Subject: Re: 17 year old girl knifes 30 men to death Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:19 am | |
| - Alhazred wrote:
- Now have your friend attack you with his 'knife.' Instruct him to do whatever it takes to "stab" you somewhere in the midsection, like he would if it was a real knife and he was trying to kill you.
Stop him from doing it. Thanks a lot; now I have a dead body with a marker crammed down the throat to explain to the cops. | |
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