Troper Tales

So is it indirect rimming if they jam the bottle firmly up their shit chute, and then pass it to you for a drink?

Hmm, good question.

Better question: if I use a water bottle to get me some indirect oral, can I get an indirect orgasm?

Also I found this bit of terrible under MST3K:

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I can't watch ANYTHING without unloading round after round of snarky commentary in the process. My favorite target is school plays, which are all excellent Snark Bait for many.

Wow. Rude.

Knorg wrote:

So is it indirect rimming if they jam the bottle firmly up their shit chute, and then pass it to you for a drink?

jesus christ knorg this is the good chair

If one jams his cock through a bottle that a girl drank from, is it a blowjob?

Who are you, and why don't you post more?

^ Haha, I love how WGW is so insular someone asks "who are you" practically anytime someone new/ a lurker posts something.

IN OTHER NEWS:

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Danteventresca sez: Languages i am proficient in(from first acquisition to most recent): 1) Deadpan Snark 2) English 3) troper

Snarky Babies~! That should be a hit cartoon series!

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

^ Haha, I love how WGW is so insular someone asks "who are you" practically anytime someone new/ a lurker posts something.

That's not actually what I meant. It was more of a reference to "who are you, and what have you done to _______".

...But I suppose it works just as well as a reference to "who are you, and why should I care", doesn't it. Meh. >.>

Gumball wrote:

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Stop doing that. Stop it now.

This isn't an MMORPG were you can't properly express your emotions through words and uploading pictures.

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^__^ ... *-* NYAH~!

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Don't You Dare Pity Me

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This is a part of my moral code : I am not caring towards anyone, and as such I don't expect people to care about me. I find it unfair that people pity me while I wouldn't pity them. An example : I suffer from heart problems that prevent me from doing much physical effort. Our school went to a trip in the mountains, and we had to climb a volcano. Took us two hours climbing the drat thing. I was with a friend, and near the end I had to stop to take my breath. Obviously, the friend waited for me. As a thanks, I lectured him five minutes straight about the foolishness of such behavior and the fact that the weak must be left behind.

Man I cannot even joke about this one. I mean, why even have friends?

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

Don't You Dare Pity Me

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This is a part of my moral code : I am not caring towards anyone, and as such I don't expect people to care about me.

DO YA WANT YOUR AULD LOBBY WASHED DOWN, CON SHINE

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I find it unfair that people pity me while I wouldn't pity them. An example : I suffer from heart problems that prevent me from doing much physical effort. Our school went to a trip in the mountains, and we had to climb a volcano. Took us two hours climbing the drat thing. I was with a friend, and near the end I had to stop to take my breath. Obviously, the friend waited for me. As a thanks, I lectured him five minutes straight about the foolishness of such behavior and the fact that the weak must be left behind.

THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED EVERYONE

TOTALLY

god damn these kids are going to feel so stupid when they grow up a bit and read all these "coolier than thou" posts in a few years' time

oh oh today in jujutsu we were doing arm locks that require the seme to trap and hold the uke's arm between his/her legs. I bet if Mr. "I LOVE WHEN MY CRUSH BEATS ME UP" had to do those his boner would rip his gi in half

"DUDES I INDIRECTLY GAVE HER A HANDJOB WOOOOOOO I AM A MAN"

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This is a part of my moral code : I am not caring towards anyone, and as such I don't expect people to care about me. I find it unfair that people pity me while I wouldn't pity them. An example : I suffer from heart problems that prevent me from doing much physical effort. Our school went to a trip in the mountains, and we had to climb a volcano. Took us two hours climbing the drat thing. I was with a friend, and near the end I had to stop to take my breath. Obviously, the friend waited for me. As a thanks, I lectured him five minutes straight about the foolishness of such behavior and the fact that the weak must be left behind.

First of all, I regret ever reading Katawa Shoujo. I pray every night for forgiveness for EVER reading that. I swear to GOD I'm not that much of a neckbeard.

Secondly, I'd have thrown him into the volcano and told the teacher "Well he said the weak should be left behind!"

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

First of all, I regret ever reading Katawa Shoujo. I pray every night for forgiveness for EVER reading that. I swear to GOD I'm not that much of a neckbeard.

The game isn't that bad.

(Also, >.> is a beautiful emoticon)

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god damn these kids are going to feel so stupid when they grow up a bit and read all these "coolier than thou" posts in a few years' time

Ikr. One good reason for these troper tales to not be completely wiped away.

Assuming that Don't You Dare Pity Me quote is for real, that just makes me pity him tbh.

Lurv wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

First of all, I regret ever reading Katawa Shoujo. I pray every night for forgiveness for EVER reading that. I swear to GOD I'm not that much of a neckbeard.

The game isn't that bad.

I liked it just fine, but I am wondering if maybe it is weirder for a dude? As in, I can play it without feeling like someone expects me to get off to disabled chicks.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

Lurv wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

First of all, I regret ever reading Katawa Shoujo. I pray every night for forgiveness for EVER reading that. I swear to GOD I'm not that much of a neckbeard.

The game isn't that bad.

I liked it just fine, but I am wondering if maybe it is weirder for a dude? As in, I can play it without feeling like someone expects me to get off to disabled chicks.

Well, I figure that if someone plays the game for the disabled chick porn, they'll get bored of all the text before they even get to the sex scenes. So idk?

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As a thanks, I lectured him five minutes straight about the foolishness of such behavior and the fact that the weak must be left behind.

Fact: you don't know what that word means.

I know I am likey the only one who finds this funny, but I found this in the edit banned thread:

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I demand to speak with the chief moderator at once. A lesser moderator is using their privileges to harass me and my work.

Man fuck those lesser mods. Bring my the ~chief moderator~

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

I know I am likey the only one who finds this funny, but I found this in the edit banned thread:

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I demand to speak with the chief moderator at once. A lesser moderator is using their privileges to harass me and my work.

Man fuck those lesser mods. Bring my the ~chief moderator~

Your work? Really? Lacking perspective here.