The Sarah Palin Battle Hymn

The song itself isn't bad so much as it is bland, but...... ugh, just LISTEN to the lyrics.

"Sarah has enough sense to walk through an open door." I wonder if that was on one of the cue cards McCain gave her too?

And people wonder why I'm glad I'm not American.

I really hope that this is a case of Poe's Law.

Otherwise, I might feel the need to soak my head in concentrated bleach.

[Stops the video after two and a half minutes]

If I listened to anymore, I think I might go insane. That alone, Asylum, is outright painful to listen to. I've no taste for Country, and that was just screwed up.

Per chance, Asylum, Canada wouldn't have any room in, say, Montreal or even in some other small town to allow an American to defect, would there? Because after this song, I kind of wish I wasn't American.

Asylum wrote:

And people wonder why I'm glad I'm not American.

Because as a Canadian you can enjoy Cindy Crosby's fluke goals?

EDIT:

Ian wrote:

Per chance, Asylum, Canada wouldn't have any room in, say, Montreal or some other small town to allow an American to defect, would there? Because after this song, I kind of wish I wasn't American.

>Implying Montreal is a small town.

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Also, why, in the name of Jesus' left testicle, would you want to live to in Montreal?

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Asylum wrote:

And people wonder why I'm glad I'm not American.

Because as a Canadian you can enjoy Cindy Crosby's fluke goals?

EDIT:

Ian wrote:

Per chance, Asylum, Canada wouldn't have any room in, say, Montreal or even in some other small town to allow an American to defect, would there? Because after this song, I kind of wish I wasn't American.

>Implying Montreal is a small town.

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Also, why, in the name of Jesus' left testicle, would you want to live to in Montreal?

Because, Mikey you ignorant slut, Montreal is a nice city. Have you been to it at all? I have. Not as of late, but I've been there. That's beside the point.

TheIan wrote:

Mikey you ignorant slut

Hey hey hey, are you implying that anyone would take Mikey up on that particular offer?

Sorry Max, I forgot that everybody's totally equal in every way and gendered insults don't exist.

Cyberwulf wrote:

Sorry Max, I forgot that everybody's totally equal in every way and gendered insults don't exist.

No, you forgot you're not the spokesperson for all women or people everywhere.

Braigwen wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Also, why, in the name of Jesus' left testicle, would you want to live to in Montreal?

Jesus had testicles?

Why wouldn't he?

Sutremaine wrote:

TheIan wrote:

Mikey you ignorant slut

Hey hey hey, are you implying that anyone would take Mikey up on that particular offer?

Ewwwwwwww, he stinks of Pittsburgh and shame. Nobody wants that on them.

Cyberwulf wrote:

Ian, you belittled every woman here when you used that word. It's sexist and misogynistic. I'd excise it from my vocabulary if I were you.

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Braigwen wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Also, why, in the name of Jesus' left testicle, would you want to live to in Montreal?

Jesus had testicles?

Of course. They didn't come up much in the Bible though.

Lapin wrote:

Sutremaine wrote:

TheIan wrote:

Mikey you ignorant slut

Hey hey hey, are you implying that anyone would take Mikey up on that particular offer?

Ewwwwwwww, he stinks of Pittsburgh and shame. Nobody wants that on them.

I haven't been to Pittsburgh in two years. You're just buttmad that the Ravens are permanently inferior to the Steelers.

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Penguin wrote:

Braigwen wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Also, why, in the name of Jesus' left testicle, would you want to live to in Montreal?

Jesus had testicles? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Why wouldn't he?

He was circumcised, so he at least had a penis.

TheIan wrote:

[Stops the video after two and a half minutes]

If I listened to anymore, I think I might go insane. That alone, Asylum, is outright painful to listen to. I've no taste for Country, and that was just screwed up.

Awww, I thought the same until I heard some Johnny Cash and some Hank III.

Here, have some good country:

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Per chance, Asylum, Canada wouldn't have any room in, say, Montreal or even in some other small town to allow an American to defect, would there? Because after this song, I kind of wish I wasn't American.

You and me both.

Maximilia wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

Sorry Max, I forgot that everybody's totally equal in every way and gendered insults don't exist.

No, you forgot you're not the spokesperson for all women or people everywhere.

This. Also it makes you look really arrogant when you say that Ian using "bitch" is an insult/belittling to every woman here, another woman tells you she didn't feel insulted and furthermore asks you not to speak on her behalf, and you blow her off.

Frankly, I really don't care either. "Bitch" is becoming an increasingly less gendered insult, as well.

ANYWAY.

*listens to the song* "Sarah Palin: she'll throw 'em all in jail!" Because jailing your political/idealogical opponents is the sign of a healthy democracy.