Presenting: A Christian kid rock group singing about how obeying authority is cool.
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WD40 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2010-02-15 Age : 44 Location : land of broken dreams
Subject: Presenting: A Christian kid rock group singing about how obeying authority is cool. Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:13 pm
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This is West Coast Believers Kid's band called X-TReMe PoWeR. It was our second song and we made up the lyrics and put it all together through garage band. It's all about respecting and obeying your teachers, your parents, and Jesus! Hope you like this one too!
Most of you will hit stop after about 10-20 seconds... Do not be afraid or ashamed, this only means that you are still sane.
I, on the other hand, have transcribed the lyrics for you... Thankfuly my mind has ben protected from this by the still lingering Christmas spirit in my house. (And should that run out, I still have the Christmas Wine, and the Christmas Larger )
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Chorus:
R - E - S - P - E - C - T
Respect authority
O - B - E - Y
Obey Authority!
Come on come on
Respect Authority!
Come on come on
Obey Authority!
Come on Come on
Authorities are here to help you,
Do what they say!
And everything will be okay.
Come on come on
Respect Authority!
Come on come on
Obey Authority!
Jesus has authority... In your life when he's lord of your life.
So if you... Listen and obey, success is yours today.
[[you will be okay]]
[Chorus]
Children: listen to what your father teaches you... and respect your mother's teachings too
Honour your father and mother, then the Lord will... give you a long good life.
Students: Obey school rules.
Respect your teachers and listen to their teachings.
They are here to help you learn and grow up to be successful.
BUT!
First of all...
Prey for all who are in authority.
So that we can live in peace and [You'd have thought they'd put 'harmony' in here, woudn't you, to half-rhyme with 'authority' right? Well, no] happiness.
[[repeat from BUT! x1]]
[Chorus]
Believers!
Honour God!
Children:
Obey your parents!
Students!
Respect your teachers!
Come on, come on...
Come on, Come on!
Respect!
Authority!
Obey!
Authority!
Respect!
Authority!
Obey!
Authority!
Come on, come on!
Good Christ, His mother Mary and all their wacky relatives! All those Christians out there, preaching that the Devil has subtly set his evil intents in motion... They're looking in all the wrong places...
I swear, when the Armageddon comes, there won't be fire or brimstone, it'll just be this video playing on every television set...
You may now post your 'WTF is this shit' images.
Alhazred Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-21
Subject: Re: Presenting: A Christian kid rock group singing about how obeying authority is cool. Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:26 pm
I thought my two-way telescreen was broken, but then this came on and proved it was working fine.
TheIan Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
Subject: Re: Presenting: A Christian kid rock group singing about how obeying authority is cool. Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:24 pm
When those kids hit puberty, I will laugh when their hormones and teenage rebelliousness kicks in.
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
Subject: Re: Presenting: A Christian kid rock group singing about how obeying authority is cool. Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:42 am
TheIan wrote:
When those kids hit puberty, I will laugh when their hormones and teenage rebelliousness kicks in.
Today XtReMe PoWeR. Tomorrow...
Now excuse me while I play the "Respect Authority" song backwards and look for Satanic messages.
tim gueguen Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-18
Subject: Re: Presenting: A Christian kid rock group singing about how obeying authority is cool. Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:19 pm
It's gone, the YouTube user apparently pulliing their acount. No doubt they flounced off after getting sneered at in the comments.
Quijotesca Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-10-01 Age : 41
Subject: Re: Presenting: A Christian kid rock group singing about how obeying authority is cool. Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:00 pm
Some people have been nice enough to archive it.
TheIan Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
Subject: Re: Presenting: A Christian kid rock group singing about how obeying authority is cool. Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:00 pm
Quijotesca wrote:
Some people have been nice enough to archive it.
For the love of Optimus Christ, WHY!?
Jay/Cris The Word Police
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36 Location : A´dam.
Subject: Re: Presenting: A Christian kid rock group singing about how obeying authority is cool. Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:24 am
Awww, these brainwashed kids are adorable. Sure, Aretha Franklin deserves the right to kick the song writer in the shins (because, sadly, I don't suing would be a viable option) but maybe if their Christian pop rock career fails to take off, these X-Treme Kids can always find a future in a big old Glee/Spelling Bee competition?
EricD Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-03-12
Subject: Re: Presenting: A Christian kid rock group singing about how obeying authority is cool. Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:25 pm
YES BECAUSE AUTHORITIES AREN'T HUMAN LIKE US! AUTHORITIES ALWAYS KNOW BEST! ALWAYS LISTEN TO THEM! NEVER THINK FOR YOURSELF, THAT WOULD BE SILLY! ALL HAIL AUTHORITY! HEIL AUTHORITY! AUTHORITY AKBAR!
But non-sarcastically, their song sucks.
Knight Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35
Subject: Re: Presenting: A Christian kid rock group singing about how obeying authority is cool. Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:34 pm
They don't even sound enthused about their song. They're just blandly chanting to respect authority. If respecting authority brings us shitty music like this, then please god let more people rebel!
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