Attraction to a Pokemon: A guide on what not to do (Seriously NSFW)

There are no words, simply read and marvel (I appreciate a lot of you guys have probably read a lot worse but this is still pretty messed up)

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Is it wrong that the thing that gets me the most in this story is the mixup between flora and fauna?

Also the blood and infection fetish was kinda sick.

Braigwen wrote:

Totally awesome image.

If this is directed my way, what can I say?
I was just reading it going; boring, boring, biology fail, boringly gross, etc.

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"Garde..?" she whispered to him soothingly.
"No, I'm fine Gardevoir. I just wanted some to be with," he replied, barely audible to the young pokemon above the ripping winds. A shallow tear formed on the rim of his red eyes but was blotted out the rest of the water that coagulated on everything within sight.

She patted his shoulder. She was so cute, even for a pokemon. Her thin hips swayed, her plant-like hair messed by the storm. No, no, what are you doing, he thought. She's an animal.

WARNING! WARNING! MASSIVE BESTIALITY AHEAD! TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

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In a flash his pants were off and he was atop her. She squealed and struggled, afraid to fight back because he was, indeed, her trainer. Her mind had a block in it, via years of training, years of believing he'd never harm her, that he was her best friend.

Then the rape began.

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The sight of Gardevoir laying there, whimping, smeared with mud, blood, cum, and her own feces unlocked something deep within David's soul. His heart soared at the sight. It felt so good! It was like he finally discovered his place in the world. While his spirit had become free, however, his mind quivered under the weight of his actions, struggling to block these memories from existence, enabling his attack.

You are a sick, sick person.

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He flipped her bleeding, limp body over. His mouth met hers, lashing about inside of her toothed maw. He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina.

Poke . . . vagina? Pokevagina . . . part of me is laughing my head off, the other part is wondering why he didn't simply use the punchier "pokecunt."

Yeah, I think about these things.

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Gardevoir could take no more. She gave himself over to him. He was her master. She would please him any way she could and never make another whimper in reply. She suckled on his piece as he pulled it in and out. Cracked lips smothered him, teasing glands and glans. He gripped her arms, squeezing tighter. More pain roared through her and she sucked harder. She gagged, puking a little. The bile stung him, so he drove another fist into her eye.

"You like it rough, don't you, baby?"

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David rushed to the pokemon center, Gardevoir in his arms. He came up to the reception desk and there was Nurse Joy. Her eyes first when to David's dumb smiling face, but then down to the pokemon in his arms and she gasped.

"What happened?!" she said, stroking Gardevoir's hair with the gentleness of a mother.
"I'm not exactly sure," he muttered coldly, "I found her like this out in the forest,"

Sure you did, you abusive bastard!

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He slid up next to her. "How does it look, nurse?" he asked, putting a hand on her shoulder.
"Not very good, I'm afraid the rejuvenation chamber won't be enough for--"
"No, not the pokemon. Your cunt."

At this the nurse spun around. A hurt look flashed across her face and she bit her lip. She was exactly sure how to handle this situation. It was true that she was constantly horny. She never had time for anything outside of the hospital. Her cunt tingled at the prospect of being split. She eyed the door. Should she run? Should she have sex with this complete stranger? "He seems dangerous..." she though, but as she did her thighs pressed against themselves, pinching her slowly enlarging clitoris.

So Pokerape is not enough for him. Now he's going after Nurse Joy.

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"Moooree," she growled through clenched teeth, thick streams of saliva going down her cheeks, "FUCK ME HARDER YOU PEACE OF SHIT."

I'm sorry, but that made me laugh. I know, I'm going to Hell.

Aaaand . . . I think I'll stop there. Believe it or not, it gets even worse. Once seen, it cannot be unseen.

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I've seen that before. I will never be able to understand how people get off human-pokemon boning.

Horndog levels?

Doesn't really help that some of the 'mons are very human-like.

Apologies for the lack of snark I don't feel I'm quite up to the required standards yet. Certain aspects of it do seem purely for the sake of it,troll fic?

Does seem like it, what with all the excretion of saliva and feces going on.

I kept wanting to drown these people in disinfection gel.

Ew.

Great, now I won't be able to think of my favorite pokemon anymore without this popping into my head.

No. NO. NONONONONONO-OHGODMYEYES

Aw, crap. I saw this before, vowed never to read it again, and now. Oh man... still, could have been worse. At least the Pokemon is vaguely attractive. What if it had been, I dunno, a Pika-Oh lord... can someone please pass the Brain Bleach?

Welcome to Why God Why.

We've seen much worse. Check Golden Oldies for examples.

*hands PiFace314 the bleach*

EileenK98 wrote:

Welcome to Why God Why.

THERE ARE NO THERAPISTS.

Fixed.

There are some fics for which there are no words.

This isn't one of them. That was fucking gross.

Alhazred wrote:

EileenK98 wrote:

Welcome to Why God Why.

THERE ARE NO THERAPISTS.

Fixed.

Well, we do offer complimentary brain bleach cocktails in the Muffled Weeping Corner. We were originally going to have on-site therapists, but all the ones we interviewed ran screaming when we explained to them what the job entailed.

This fic kind of reminds me of kneading sticky cookie dough... but with more chunks and less yum.

I understand this fic has just been classified by the Pentagon as a weapon of mass destruction.

my roommate read this and told me later he fapped to it

happygothboy wrote:

my roommate read this and told me later he fapped to it

I don't know about you, but I'd be giving serious consideration to finding another roommate.

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"Moooree," she growled through clenched teeth, thick streams of saliva going down her cheeks, "FUCK ME HARDER YOU PEACE OF SHIT."

I fucking died.

Weeeeird.

And I swore to myself that I'd never read this again.

Gardevoir's still my favourite pokemon though (it's incredibly OP).

Oh, and here's some more Gardevoir-ey goodness...

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"Moooree," she growled through clenched teeth, thick streams of saliva going down her cheeks, "FUCK ME HARDER YOU PEACE OF SHIT."

Is she upside down and drooling, or is he constantly spitting on her face? I see no other way this could happen.