LIPO FOR BABIES.

Enjoy. I'll be barfing.

I honestly cannot tell if this is a joke or not. I feel like the more retarded it gets, the more real it is. :/

Jesus. wrote:

Enjoy. I'll be barfing.

I honestly cannot tell if this is a joke or not....

If it is, the site's creator has an incredibly warped sense of humor.

I'm going to go with this being a joke. But it took me a few minutes to be sure.

I bet five bux there's someone who saw the ad for gazelle milk on there and now are trying to get some.

I'll see your five and raise you another five. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Seriously, guys?

Quote :

Q:Do I really need to treat my obese child at such an early age?
A:Well, only if you truly love them.

Q:How much do the procedures cost?
A:How can you put a price on your child's happiness? If you care about your child just half as much as I do, price shouldn't even be a consideration.

Q:Are the procedures FDA approved?
A:The FDA is an antiquated governmental bureaucracy in dire need of an overhaul.

Q:Why are you located in Tijuana, Mexico?
A:In addition to loads of red tape required by the FDA for cutting edge treatments, Mexico gives parents the option of combining a procedure with a low cost vacation.

Gee, I wonder.

I think this is like the bonsai kitten thing from a while back.

Then again, there is this.

considering teh baby band is a usb bracelet and they advertise gazelle milk i would say it is a pwetty fwigging tewwible twoll

What's sad is that, given our culture's penchant towards perfection at all costs, I almost believed this was real for a minute.

If only onesies that say "Worth The Wait" and those horrible high-heeled crib shoes were a joke.

Cyberwulf wrote:

If only onesies that say "Worth The Wait" and those horrible high-heeled crib shoes were a joke.

Please tell me they are

I read the thread title as 'LIPO IS FOR BABIES' at first and extected fat wank.

Cyberwulf wrote:

If only onesies that say "Worth The Wait" and those horrible high-heeled crib shoes were a joke.

Don't forget the shirts that say "Mine's baby fat. What's your excuse?"

Kremlin wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

If only onesies that say "Worth The Wait" and those horrible high-heeled crib shoes were a joke.

Don't forget the shirts that say "Mine's baby fat. What's your excuse?"

I don't understand how the shirt or the onsie hurt the baby based on the text on it.

Princess wrote:

Kremlin wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

If only onesies that say "Worth The Wait" and those horrible high-heeled crib shoes were a joke.

Don't forget the shirts that say "Mine's baby fat. What's your excuse?"

I don't understand how the shirt or the onsie hurt the baby based on the text on it.

Bad taste is a crime and hurts everyone.

Babies are allowed to be billboards for their parents' views so long as those views are socially acceptable or tolerated. 'lol fatty' is considered one of these.

The problem with this is that you can't even give a baby a dirty look for wearing it.

(Also that casual prejudice is bad [/ass-covering)

I'm seriously hoping that this is troll because a childs weight can easily be managed by a sensible diet appropriate for their age. Why anyone would consider subjecting a toddler to this sort of thing is beyond me and really I should imagine that it would be illegal for anything other than medical reasons.

It seemed like a fairly obvious joke to me, too, but that was mitigated somewhat by the thought that if something like this doesn't really exist already, it's only a matter of time. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]