If I Only Knew SEQUEL AKA Russia and Italy's ass babies rape each other!

Not to long ago, I presented you folks with a truly godawful Hetalia story called If I Only Knew. A story where Russia raped Italy and got him pregnant, Germany dumped Italy into the arms of his attacker and Russia and Italy get married and everything is all well and good in that crazy logic free fucked up universe! Here's the link to the sporking of this pile of shit:

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Due to the demands of some truly brain damaged fans, We get a sequel! So Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you If I Only Knew SEQUEL :
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Warning! This shitfic's side effects include and feelings anger,disgust,face-palming,eye rolling, brain damage, eye bleeding, projectile vomiting,rabies,scabies,HIV,VD,herpes,restless leg syndrome,shingles,liver failure,alcoholism, erectile dysfunction brain aneurisms heart attacks, depression, and the incredible urge to kill the author. Do not read if you are pregnant, nursing, planing on becoming pregnant,and want to keep your faith in humanity do not read this story! If you should experience any of these symptoms cease reading story immediately, and yell at the author threatening to kill her if she ever writes fanfiction again.


Our story begins, with Italy telling his two ass spawn, Zoe, and her twin brother Asher aged six about their wedding. Say Italy did you tell your kids how daddy raped mommy and then mommy went nuts and decided he loved daddy? Anyways Russia and Italy then tuck the kids in and proceed to make love. The next day, Germany and Russia are away on a business trip. Italy talks to Russia who inquires about the baby. It seems that Italy is prggers again and all I can say about that was at least conception was consensual. I hope. Germany takes the phone from Russia and speaks to Italy asking him if he is pregnant, which Italy confirms and Germany flips his shit:

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"YOU GOT HIM PREGNANT AGAIN! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!" Germany yelled as he took Russia by the neck and pinned him to the wall. Russia felt Germany gripping harder onto his neck. It was getting really hard to breathe now.

"P-please I-I can't breathe, d-da" Russia said as he tried to get out of the German's grasp. Germany only tightened the grip on Russia's neck.

"Germany let go please!" Italy screamed through the phone as he heard the whole thing.

"Nein!" Germany said as he bent down not letting go of Russia's neck and hung the phone up.

Wow Germany! Physco much? Honestly, you have no reason to be mad seeing how Russia is Italy's husband and like I said the conception of this ass-baby was at least consensual I think. Plus there's the little fact that YOU DUMPED YOUR BOYFRIEND INTO THE ARMS OF THE GUY WHO RASPED HIM AND GOT HIM PREGNANT!!!!! Anyhoo Germany then decides to beat the shit out of Russia something he should have done in the last story instead of the atrocious act I just mentioned :

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"G-Ger-Ger~n~y" Russia's voice became slurred as he started to fall into darkness. Germany gave a grin and punched Russia in the face knocking him out fully. He let Russia fall to the floor while his nose and lip was gushing blood. He then kicked him in the ribs making sure to at least break one and left without another word.

Russia is hospitalized due to Germany, and we cut to the hospital where Italy rushes in to greet his husband, but then Germany comes in:

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G-Germany?" Italy said as he saw the rage in Germany's eyes.

"Italy." Germany said as he smiled and pinned Italy to the wall with a kiss, grabbing his wrists. Italy started to cry and kick, but was soon stopped as Germany's leg brushed up against his inner thigh.

"Ahhh G-Germany what are you doing I'm married to Russia with 2 kids soon to be 3! Get away!" Italy said as Germany picked him up and carried him to the couch. Germany just nodded no and kissed Italy again, but this time he was stopped before going any further.

Damn Germany back off! Why so possessive? You KNOW Italy is married to Russia shit! In the last story they had the wedding at your house and you watched the ass-baby twins while Russia and Italy had their honeymoon you have no right to be jealous! Also, Germany nodded his head "no"? You can not nod your head "no" you can shake your head "no" but not nod it.

We have a time skip where Italy squirts out a third ass spawn by the name of Cody. Zoe is happy that she is a big sister, but Asher is feeling a little sibling rivalry towards his baby brother:

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Asher looked over at his new brother, and his aura instantly got darker and his heart ached with pain. He thought how this new baby would ruin everything. He wouldn't be his parent's beloved number 1 son he would be the second or even third best since Zoe was also there to.

That doesn't bode well, but Italy and Russia somehow are ignorant to their Older son's potential to be a physco and we have another time skip. Asher and Zoe are now 17 a nd Cody is 14, and one night Russia and Italy go out to dinner with Spain and Romano leaving the three kids alone. Asher decides to play a game with Cody. Warning: the next thing I'm about to post is pretty horrifying and highly squicky:

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"Brudder can we go upstairs and play a board game?" Cody asked as he looked up into his brother's dark eyes.

"Sure but I'm not going to have any fun." Asher said giving a little smirk as a thought crossed his mind. Of course it was an evil thought, he had plenty of them but he never took action. Maybe today would be the day…

"Ok so I was thinking we could play~" Cody was cut off as Asher started to speak.

"Brother sweet, sweet brother I have a game we can play." Asher said again with his innocent but deadly smile. Cody sat and nodded in wonder of what his Brudder had come up with. Asher came over to sit next to him, and told him to tie a blindfold which he gave him around his eyes so he couldn't see.

"Brudder is this f~" Cody was stopped by something being placed in his mouth. It was a cloth that would act as a gag. Asher tied Cody's hands behind his back.

"Well the game does start with the letter F but it's not that fun. For you anyways."

Asher opened the bedroom door and called out to his sister.

"Zoe me and Cody are playing a game don't interrupt us."

"Okay!" she answered from downstairs. Just as a pre caution Asher locked the bedroom door. He looked backed to Cody who was struggling a bit and smirked. Suddenly Cody was thrown onto the bed and stripped to nothing but his boxers. He heard a buzzing sound coming from his left or was it his right? He couldn't tell with the blindfold covering his eyes. Soon after he heard the noise he was given the chance to see again. His brother was stripped to his boxers also and was holding a thing that was spinning around a bit and looked like it was vibrating.

"Do you know what this is for Cody?" Asher asked with a smirk. His brother nodded no and watched as Asher laughed and slid Cody's boxers down. Cody tried to close his legs in embarrassment but was stopped by Asher who proceeded to spread his brothers legs far enough to the point where it hurt. Asher knew his brother was a virgin and he was glad of it. He took the vibrator in his hand and rammed it into Cody as far as it would go. Cody's eyes widened and he screamed into his gag as he started to cry.

He felt the warm substance of blood running out of his hole and the vibrator deep within him. He was screaming over and over as the vibrator would turn and twist inside him without any help needed. Asher was satisfied and took the duct tape from the drawer next to him. Asher bent down to his brothers ear.

"If you tell anyone about this... even family… I. Will. Kill. You." He whispered into Cody's ear as he took some duct tape and sealed Cody's entrance with it so the vibrator wouldn't come out. Cody nodded still crying and was ungagged.

"I'm going to check your hole every day. If it's gone you're in trouble." Asher said as he slid Cody's boxers over the skin sealed with duct tape. He smirked and gave the rest of Cody's clothes back to him. He took Cody by the shoulder and stood him up.

"Ahhh- Ahhh br-brudder it's slipping down it h-hurts to stand pl-please help!" Cody screamed out. Asher nodded no and slipped Cody's clothes on for him, also dressing himself.

Yikes I feel dirty just posting that! It turns out Asher has inherited not only Russia's craziness but also Russia's tendency to rape! Our happy couple come home from their date and Russia seems to realize that something is amiss with his youngest son. So he gos to check on him and discovers that his oldest boy has shoved a vibrator up his ass and duct taped it so it would stay in place.

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Knock knock knock… Cody heard someone knocking on his bedroom door and he slowly moved wincing in pain to open the door. He opened the door to find his dad, Russia, smiling at him. He moved to the side letting his father in, and closed the door.

"Cody you seemed a little more out off whack to be having just a stomach ache, da?" Russia asked as his son sit down and winced again in pain.

"Cody is there something wrong you can't move without wincing." Russia said as he starred at his son who was obviously in pain. Cody laid down as the vibrator slid down more.

"D-dad!" Cody yelled as the vibrator went faster obviously from the controller being set higher that his brother had. Cody started to bleed a lot again. Russia starred at his son as he started to shake and cry and yell. Dad please help me! Asher h-he! Ahhh!" Cody said again in pain. Italy came running in upon hearing the screams. He screamed at the sight of his son in pain. Russia quickly stripped his son of his clothes and flinched as he came to his boxers. Italy saw him flinch and took the job over. He scooted the boxers up and put a towel over his sons length so not to embarrass him too much and then he noticed the duct tape.

"C-Cody who did this to you?" Italy and Russia said at the same time.

"H-he will kill m-me if I- I tell you. Ahhh!" Cody yelled out again in pain.

"Cody tell me." Russia said.

"A-Asher! Ahhh! AHHH!" Cody yelled as the duct tape was taken off and the vibrator popped out very quickly releasing more blood.

"Asher!" Russia yelled his loud voice shaking the house.

"ASHER!" Russia yelled again as he walked towards his sons room.

"Y-yes papa?" Asher managed to stutter out behind his bedroom door. Russia opened the door to his son's bedroom and went over to his son who was sitting on the floor reading a book.

"Come here right now Asher!"

"Papa w-what did I do?"

"What did you do? You raped your brother with a vibrator!"

"H-he told you?" Asher asked as his aura started to get darker and darker.

"Yes he did!" Russia yelled back.

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Asher gets pissed and escapes Russia and kidnaps Cody so he can rape him again. Luckily, Russia Italy and thw others find Cody in the cabin Asher assaulted him in and take him home. Meanwhile Asher is in a tree watching the rescue go down and he hatches a plan in that diseased mind of his

'That's it I have an idea, every night I'll go back to the house and rape him ha ha ha ha! Revenge for that stupid mistake!' Asher thought to himself as he jumped to a different tree and fled into the darkness.

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Jesus Christ! Asher is far worse than his father! did he kill puppies and other small animals when he was young? The author never says so we don't know. So the next night we get this piece of insanity:

"Mo!~" Cody was silenced by a hand placed on his mouth.

"Shut up you stupid mistake!" Asher yelled as he started to finger his brother's entrance. It had been 6 nights in a row that Asher had been doing this, luckily Cody couldn't reproduce like some of the countries. Cody started to moan as his brother's finger brushed against his sweet spot.

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Six nights? Asher has been sneaking into his brother's room and raping him all while being undetected for six fucking nights?WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!?!WHAT IN THE WORLD HAS ITALY AND RUSSIA BEEN DOING?WHY HAVEN'T THEY BEEN LOOKING FOR THEIR ASHER AND HAVE HIM COMMITTED?!?! YOU TWO ARE THE WORST PARENTS IN THE WORLD!!! BUT WORST OF ALL IS THE AUTHOR!!!! SHE'D BETTER PRAY THAT SHE AND I NEVER MEET, BECAUSE IF I DO MEET HER, I''M GONNA BEAT HER ASS INTO THE NEXT DECADE FOR BEING SO FUCKING STUPID!!! Then we have this happen during the rape scene:

"A-Asher…" Cody said as he looked up at his brother.

"Yes" Asher managed to breathe out panting wildly as he lay down next to his brother in bed.

"I-if this helps your anger and stuff, umm you can come here as much as you want. I won't tell mama or papa." Cody said as he leaned into his brother's chest and was wrapped in Asher's strong arms. Asher smiled and placed his chin in Cody's hair.

"Ok…" Asher said as he fell asleep next to his brother, and now secret lover. (Such hillbilly's no Offense)

Cody trembled a bit to what he just got himself into, but fell asleep as he listened to his brother's steady heartbeat.

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Dose that sound familiar? It should! it is reminiscent of when Italy fell in love with Russia only those two weren't brothers. Rape as Love is back again Isn't romantic? Why no it isn't! The next morning Cody is greeted by his brother/rapist/lover:

A-Asher?" Cody whispered to his brother. Asher didn't respond but instead put the pillow over his ears to get some silence. Cody started to tug on his brothers' sleeve. Asher suddenly woke up, but instead of a pleasant greeting he smacked Cody hard on the cheek. (For all you pervs who can't handle one sentence without thinking wrongly I am talking about the cheek on his face!) Asher finally fully woke up and saw his brother crying rubbing his cheek. (Shut up you pervs! Kesesesese!)

He bent over and kissed his brother softly before patting his head and jumping out the window onto the tree next to his bedroom. He waved goodbye and vanished into the forest just as Russia came into Cody's room.

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Urge to kill rising!!! The next night Asher once again sneaks into his brother's room and shoves a vibrator up Cody's ass but the thing gets stuck:

"I can get it out for you Cody." Asher said. Cody was crying from the overwhelming pleasure and nodded. Asher smiled and shoved three fingers into Cody. He began thrusting and soon he had his whole fist in his brother.

"Ahhh! It's to b-bi-big!" Cody yelled loudly, Asher flinched what if someone had heard him? He started fisting his brother faster trying to find the vibrator. Cody's pleasure started turning into pain.

"Brother please slow down! Ahhh! Your making me bleed!" Cody yelled out as he started to bleed rapidly.

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Somehow Italy becomes physic and senses that Cody is in trouble, and Russia runs into Cody's room to see what happens he discovers that Cody is bleeding badly, and Cody begs him to help.

Russia calls to Italy to help, and Asher pops out and this happens:

"Papa!" Asher called out to Russia. Russia came running in with tear stains all over his cheeks. He looked over at Asher and his aura grew darker. He slapped him and started to yell as he picked Cody up and held him close. Asher was crying trying to get forgiveness but was slapped again. Italy walked in and stopped Russia before he could slap Asher again. He took his conscious son into the bathroom and started to run the bath.[quote]

It serves you right you little bastard! Russia ought to beat you with his pipe! Although, come to think of it wouldn't Russia be considered a bit of a hypocrite, for reacting that ways seeing what he did to Italy? The story's at a cliffhanger right now, but it can stay that way as far as I'm concerned! In fact it would make my week if the damn thing and it's predecessor disappeared off the face of the Earth! To say these literary atrocities are bad would be like stating the sky is blue! I'm so tempted to find that moron of a writer and cut off her hands so she can't type! Then I'd cut off her feet so she can't learn to type, as if she'd be smart enough to learn, but you never know! I hope you 'enjoyed' this story because I didn't!! God! Where's the brain bleach?

Yikes, that is pretty friggin bad.

Your quotes got all fussed up, btw.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

Yikes, that is pretty friggin bad.

Your quotes got all fussed up, btw.

Yeah, I know right? Also, how in the fuck did that happen? I can't fix it GAH!!!! Is there a mod who can help me?

What in the HELL did I just read? I recall reading the first fic and sporking it on Weeping Cock not too long ago... You mean to tell me that fanbrat actually wrote a sequel?!?!? That was the most disgusting,revolting,horrifying,brain killing, pile of santorum I ever had the misfortune to ever read!!! Who in the hell asked that twat to write a sequel?? To the authoress, and I use the term loosely I have this to say regarding her fanfics



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Honestly it is shit like this that make me want to run not walk away from the Hetalia fandom. But then I remember how funny,cute,crazy, and full of win is the series is plus how there is actually good stories out there, I take a deep breath and say"Calm down, DA you've known for ages that there is awful, awful fanworks out there! We can't let that fic/fanart turn are backs on Hetalia can we?" Then I find some antidote fanfics or fanart and cheer right up.

Empress_Suzuka88 wrote:

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

Yikes, that is pretty friggin bad.

Your quotes got all fussed up, btw.

Yeah, I know right? Also, how in the fuck did that happen? I can't fix it GAH!!!! Is there a mod who can help me?

If your edit button has vanished I would suggest just PMing a mod and requesting your post be cleaned up. It is not really our mods' job per se, but I do not think they are typically super busy so if you just PM whoever has a yellow or red name and has logged in recently and ask nicely that will probably work. If they get pissed off at you for it you can blame me.

Update everyone! The authress took down her fics! They are gone! Woohoo!