Why Men Cheat- because they are apparently incapable of monogamy.

He apparently uses infidelity as a daily planner, too.

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This is the most absolute choice I can make. I am there on my own. Against every code, rule, and set of mores I pretend to obey. Against better judgment, against every lesson of hindsight and every shard of wisdom that comes with age, I have no regrets in that moment, because I am naked, or without pants, and I have chosen to be there. I have voted by my presence, declared it, and I feel the blood moving in me again. So it's the blood. That's who I am. That's why men cheat.

Huh. I wonder why women cheat. Oh wait, there will never be an article like that. Know why? Because if a woman wrote this, she'd be crucified. This guys just getting written off. A woman? There'd be hell to pay for women everywhere.

Man, that is some remarkably purple prose for an essay on "Why I cannot keep my dick in my pants."

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But men don't cheat because they can. Men cheat because they must, because they need to. This is the male struggle.

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Men are pitiful creatures, is that what he's saying?

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This is the most absolute choice I can make. I am there on my own. Against every code, rule, and set of mores I pretend to obey. Against better judgment, against every lesson of hindsight and every shard of wisdom that comes with age, I have no regrets in that moment, because I am naked, or without pants, and I have chosen to be there. I have voted by my presence, declared it, and I feel the blood moving in me again. So it's the blood. That's who I am. That's why men cheat.

grmblfjx wrote:

Men are pitiful creatures, is that what he's saying?

Basically, yeah. Think we outta hook him up with the guys on Love Shy?

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This is the most absolute choice I can make. I am there on my own. Against every code, rule, and set of mores I pretend to obey. Against better judgment, against every lesson of hindsight and every shard of wisdom that comes with age, I have no regrets in that moment, because I am naked, or without pants, and I have chosen to be there. I have voted by my presence, declared it, and I feel the blood moving in me again. So it's the blood. That's who I am. That's why men cheat.

So he's a pretentious horny asshole. Good to know.

Jesus. wrote:

Huh. I wonder why women cheat.

Well you see, from an evolutionary standpoint the best breeding strategy for females is to attract an altruistic man to help raise her children then become impregnated by stronger men with better genes. So women are cheating whores because biologically you've seriously never heard this shit being spouted from some woman-hating troglodyte? I figured everyone had ran into somebody that "discovered" this little bit of biological trivia, drew all the wrong conclusions, and loudly proclaimed it justified everything he believed about women.

TheHermit wrote:

Jesus. wrote:

Huh. I wonder why women cheat.

Well you see, from an evolutionary standpoint the best breeding strategy for females is to attract an altruistic man to help raise her children then become impregnated by stronger men with better genes. So women are cheating whores because biologically you've seriously never heard this shit being spouted from some woman-hating troglodyte? I figured everyone had ran into somebody that "discovered" this little bit of biological trivia, drew all the wrong conclusions, and loudly proclaimed it justified everything he believed about women.

Waitwaitwaitwait. I though women got knocked up by someone with good genes first THEN suckered in an altruistic guy to take care of the spawn? If she works fast enough he might think the kid is his!

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

TheHermit wrote:

Jesus. wrote:

Huh. I wonder why women cheat.

Well you see, from an evolutionary standpoint the best breeding strategy for females is to attract an altruistic man to help raise her children then become impregnated by stronger men with better genes. So women are cheating whores because biologically you've seriously never heard this shit being spouted from some woman-hating troglodyte? I figured everyone had ran into somebody that "discovered" this little bit of biological trivia, drew all the wrong conclusions, and loudly proclaimed it justified everything he believed about women.

Waitwaitwaitwait. I though women got knocked up by someone with good genes first THEN suckered in an altruistic guy to take care of the spawn? If she works fast enough he might think the kid is his!

Ladies and gentleman, the exact scenario in Superman Returns.

Seriously though, she bounces back quick, damn.

Oddly, I now wish I had a penis powered tracking device. I'd be sure to apologise to the victims and let them know it's fully automated, so it would be best for everyone involved if we just pretended it wasn't happening and found other ways to preoccupy the time.

I'm old enough to remember when this sort of claptrap was actually proclaimed to be the truth by the medical profession: That men were genetically incapable of being faithful, and it was stupid of women to expect them to be. Mind you, these were the same doctors who kept telling women from that era that there was no such thing as PMS, and if they'd just accept their femininity, they wouldn't have cramps every month.

And there are people out there who long for the 'good old days.' I'm not one of them.

It seems that no bullshit is old, retarded, outdated or just plain wrong enough to be abandoned.

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:

It seems that no bullshit is old, retarded, outdated or just plain wrong enough to be abandoned.

The reason it's not abandoned - and this tends to be the difference between misogynist stereotypes and misandrist stereotypes - is that it provides cheating men with a handy excuse for being fucking douchebags. Namely, "oh I can't help it, it's male nature, evo-psych, dubious/wildly misinterpreted study, you can't be mad at me because SCIENCE. And everyone else is doing it or wants to do it SO THERE."

Most women recognise this as bullshit. Most men recognise this as bullshit, because most men are civilised human beings capable of empathy and capable of controlling their own behaviour, and would certainly hate it if they were lied to, betrayed and exposed to disease because their partners sleep around behind their backs. But it suits enough men to buy into it and use it as an excuse for their shitty behaviour that it sticks around. And yet feminists are the ones labelled "man-haters". Huh.

I think any men who thinks so little of himself that he believes this BS is a pretty sad indiviual. This way, he's not a jackass who keeps fucking up and can't hold onto a relationship and maybe needs to take the blame for his behavior, no, SCIENCE says its natural.

Cyberwulf wrote:

And yet feminists are the ones labelled "man-haters". Huh.

What does this sentence have to do with anything?

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This is the most absolute choice I can make. I am there on my own. Against every code, rule, and set of mores I pretend to obey. Against better judgment, against every lesson of hindsight and every shard of wisdom that comes with age, I have no regrets in that moment, because I am naked, or without pants, and I have chosen to be there. I have voted by my presence, declared it, and I feel the blood moving in me again. So it's the blood. That's who I am. That's why men cheat.

I seriously want someone to read that entire paragraph with a straight face and set it to dramatic music. Seriously, that's some terrible purple prose, there. Hell, I'll do it when I get Darth's video camera. :lol:

Also, if his wife ever finds this shit, I want her to write an essay on what a fucking deceptive schmuck asshole her husband is. And I want to read it.

Malganis wrote:

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This is the most absolute choice I can make. I am there on my own. Against every code, rule, and set of mores I pretend to obey. Against better judgment, against every lesson of hindsight and every shard of wisdom that comes with age, I have no regrets in that moment, because I am naked, or without pants, and I have chosen to be there. I have voted by my presence, declared it, and I feel the blood moving in me again. So it's the blood. That's who I am. That's why men cheat.

I seriously want someone to read that entire paragraph with a straight face and set it to dramatic music. Seriously, that's some terrible purple prose, there. Hell, I'll do it when I get Darth's video camera.

Also, if his wife ever finds this shit, I want her to write an essay on what a fucking deceptive schmuck asshole her husband is. And I want to read it.

I seriously think I wrote a fanfic like this when I was 13 and thought glowing sex-object magic!mary-sues were original and cool. And they all talked in anime prose. And their mouths stopped moving way before the words did.

Good times.

Jesus. wrote:

I seriously think I wrote a fanfic like this when I was 13 and thought glowing sex-object magic!mary-sues were original and cool. And they all talked in anime prose. And their mouths stopped moving way before the words did.

Good times.

Oh great now I'm imagining glowing penises and chibis running around with no pants on because that's the way their cheatin' hearts glowing dicks blood moves them, or something

Nice music fade in, but that's hardly "straight-faced", is it? ^_^ OMG YOU MEAN HE WAS AT YOUR WINDOW CALL THE COPS CALL THE COPS

A++

Nihilist wrote:

A little birdie stopped at my windowsill, and gave me this:

AHAHAHAAAAA MAN THAT WAS FUCKIN BRILLIANT



...Awww, man, now I really miss Skillet. :(

*feels sad* :( *cries a little*

I think we all should read it, using various voices. :lol: *thinks of what voice she would read it in*

Psy-4 wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

And yet feminists are the ones labelled "man-haters". Huh.

What does this sentence have to do with anything?

LEARN. TO. READ.

See the thing is, seed is cheap but eggs are expensive. Men are such arrogant twats that they forget that. Women have a predetermined number of eggs from birth but men keep on making seed all their lives (unless something happens to them).

This is why there's less lions in a pride and more lionesses. In fact it's the same all over the animal kingdom.

It's male instinct to spread their gene pool. They can't help it. And it's male dominance among homosapiens that makes it acceptable for men to do that but not women.

Man, just looking at males makes me want to rip out their balls.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

See the thing is, seed is cheap but eggs are expensive. Men are such arrogant twats that they forget that. Women have a predetermined number of eggs from birth but men keep on making seed all their lives (unless something happens to them).

This is why there's less lions in a pride and more lionesses. In fact it's the same all over the animal kingdom.

It's male instinct to spread their gene pool. They can't help it. And it's male dominance among homosapiens that makes it acceptable for men to do that but not women.

Man, just looking at males makes me want to rip out their balls.

Look, you can be all 'look at me, I'm making half-baked comments in order to stir up the shit' for as long as you like, but for the love of God, make those comments correct! First off, it is not the same in all of the animal kingdom. There's plenty of species who don't adhere to the one-sided picture you just painted: swans, for example, are strictly monogamous and bees have one fertile female - the proverbial queen - and a harem of sexy nubile male drones buzzin' around her because she is just the sweetest thing in all the colony. Furthermore, men don't 'spread their gene pool', they spread their genes in that aforementioned pool. Finally, it's far more efficient to rip off a man's balls rather than ripping them out.
Sheesh.