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PostSubject: "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH*   "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH* EmptyFri Apr 16, 2010 8:05 pm

Dad beats his seven-month-old son to death. Yes. Seven months old. Beaten to death.

Quote :
Jealous that his son "preferred his mother," a Queens dad fatally beat his 7-month-old, the latest in a rash of violence against small children in the borough, officials said Wednesday.

...Jealous? He was a freaking [i]INFANT
! Of course he preferred his mom; she has boobs to snuggle against and drink from! Where the fuck was this murder man-twit's head at, up his ass so far that he could eat out of his own stomach?

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"Toughen up!" Larry Greene yelled at the crying child before punching him in the chest, prosecutors charged.

Babies are not tough.

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"He said the baby fell when he was feeding him but it wasn't even close to the truth," said Nady.

Prosecutors said they have a videotaped confession from Greene, who admits hitting his son - and told them he was upset the boy "preferred his mother."

"STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH* 724940 Let us hope this asshole never reproduces again.
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PostSubject: Re: "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH*   "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH* EmptyFri Apr 16, 2010 8:41 pm

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Jealous that his son "preferred his mother," a Queens dad fatally beat his 7-month-old, the latest in a rash of violence against small children in the borough, officials said Wednesday.

Hmm...I wonder why the kid preferred his mother? Could it be because dad is a violent asshole?
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PostSubject: Re: "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH*   "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH* EmptyFri Apr 16, 2010 10:49 pm

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Queens District Attorney Richard Brown said Xiah was at the least the ninth child [in Queens] assaulted by a caregiver in the last five months.

I love my borough so much I could piss blood. Or maybe thats my childhood hemorrhage from the time I looked at my parents 31 times that one month instead of the maximum 30. But what can I say? Infancy was such a careless time for me.
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PostSubject: Re: "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH*   "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH* EmptySat Apr 17, 2010 1:58 am

But, but, but seven months-old.

D:

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Ugh, the real world makes my head hurt and my eyes cry.

Edit: THEY HAD A PICTURE OF HIM IN THE ARTICLE, ALL SMILING AND HAPPY. FUCK YOU ARTICLE, DON'T SHOW ME PICTURES OF DEAD KIDS WHEN I'M HALF-DRUNK AND SAD.

Oh, God...
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PostSubject: Re: "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH*   "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH* EmptySat Apr 17, 2010 2:12 am

Goat wrote:
But, but, but seven months-old.

D:

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Ugh, the real world makes my head hurt and my eyes cry.

Edit: THEY HAD A PICTURE OF HIM IN THE ARTICLE, ALL SMILING AND HAPPY. FUCK YOU ARTICLE, DON'T SHOW ME PICTURES OF DEAD KIDS WHEN I'M HALF-DRUNK AND SAD.

Oh, God...

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PostSubject: Re: "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH*   "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH* EmptySat Apr 17, 2010 2:14 am

That photo...

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Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
Don't read stuff on the internet unless you're entirely drunk. Colbert
That don't make it any better, just makes me forget it in the morning, so that I can come back in here and read it againa nd remember why exactly i get drunk in the first place...


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PostSubject: Re: "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH*   "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH* EmptySat Apr 17, 2010 2:31 am

New Yorkers: Scared of Airliners, Brave Against Babies.
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PostSubject: Re: "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH*   "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH* EmptySat Apr 17, 2010 8:57 am

This is why some people just shouldn't be allowed to breed.
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PostSubject: Re: "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH*   "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH* EmptySat Apr 17, 2010 9:33 am

Was I the only one who thought "Oedipus" after reading the thread title?

That would have been better than this...
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PostSubject: Re: "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH*   "STOP LOVING YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH!" *PUNCH* EmptySat Apr 17, 2010 11:00 am

Shisaiga wrote:
Was I the only one who thought "Oedipus" after reading the thread title?

That would have been better than this...

No, I thought so too.

The dad was taking preventative measures!
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DarthDarthington wrote:
No, I thought so too.

The dad was taking preventative measures!

Seriously the baby would've just torn his own eyes out in a few years anyway god.
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"There is no excuse for these senseless attacks," said Brown.
Well said, Mr. Brown.

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The child's mother, Cassandra Nady, asked Greene, 20, who lives nearby, to watch Xiah
Well, that's a guilt the poor woman'll have to live with now.
Also, it's hardly surprising the kid preferred the parent he actually lived with over the one he probably didn't see too often.
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EileenK98 wrote:
This is why some people just shouldn't be allowed to breed.

And why DA Brown needs to push for a sentence of life without parole when this murder case goes to trial.
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Sometimes, the death penalty really is justified; just wish we had something more painful for this guy.
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If this guy gets put in with the general population, Garret, he will wish for death before the other prisoners are through with him.
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The general prison population would probably kill him right then and there as soon as they found out, but fair point. Razz Was just saying that things like this are why I believe the death penalty is justified at times, and that I wish we had slightly more painful execution methods than lethal injection for when they really are warranted.
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