Cheerleaders mix piss into drinks, serve it to teammates

I hope they don't have STDs.

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A handful of Saginaw High School cheerleaders have been disciplined for giving teammates sodas mixed with urine.

District officials said at least two girls got in-school suspensions and others lesser punishments, but they would not specify how many students were involved. The girls will not be allowed to participate in cheerleading events through the end of the school year but will be allowed to participate next school year.

A parent whose daughter drank the urine-tainted beverage said those involved should be permanently removed from the team.

So do I... because, eewwwwwww.

Technically, urine itself is sterile, but.... ughhhhhh.

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The incident occurred during a basketball game last winter, the parent said. He said at least one cheerleader urinated into a cup and then mixed the urine into drinks bought at a nearby restaurant. Other cheerleaders encouraged her to give the tainted drinks to teammates at the game, the parent said.

When the girls drinking the sodas noticed an unusual taste, they were told that it was from a tart candy mixed into the drink, he said.

Yeah, a tart candy made of pee.

This is fucking disgusting as well as being incredibly juvenile. I mean, this is the sort of thing I joked about with my best friend when we were like, six or seven. Grow up, put your cooches away, and get the fuck over yourselves, girlies.

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...why are they still allowed to participate in cheerleading next year?

At the very least they should be cuntpunted by every member of the football team.

Malganis wrote:

Technically, urine itself is sterile, but.... ughhhhhh.

Not for long it's not, though. It's full of goodies for germs to snack on. And they do, and reproduce like crazy. Also, if they've got any diseases...

DarthDarthington wrote:

...why are they still allowed to participate in cheerleading next year?

I can only think of two possible explanations:

1)Their parents are blackmailing the cheerleading coach, or

2)The talent pool at that school is shallower than Paris Hilton.

Chris, you're showing your age. Ragging on Paris Hilton is old hat.

But yeah, this is seriously screwed up. This seems like reasonable grounds for expulsion to me, especially if someone gets sick.

. . .

I thought this was a normal thing to do to friends and teammates. Especially on April 1st.

You all are acting like babies.

Just wait 'til someone pisses in your drink, Mikey.

I am FAR to paranoid about my friends to fall for that. Really, if they offer me a drink with a smile and a compliment I know they're up to something.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

I am FAR to paranoid about my friends to fall for that. Really, if they offer me a drink with a smile and a compliment I know they're up to something.

You have friends?

Also, urine may be sterile, but it's also basically ammonia and water. Your body is getting rid of it for a reason.