THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP

Lapin wrote:

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But the one that's making everyone nervous is the "Second Amendment Rally" on April 19th. They want folks to openly carry their firearms in Washington, D.C. You know, they say that they're gonna make sure no one's carrying loaded or illegal weapons. But, who's actually going to do the checking?

Yes, tell the D.C. police about your plans from the get-go. They enjoy the notice to stand menacingly at you just waiting for one of you to fuck up. And then we can have a riot, fun times.

Haven't you heard the newest tin-foil theory? President Obama and the Democratic Congress are doing all these things because they want to provoke the Tea Partiers into doing something violent.

That way, wham! Martial Law and all those FEMA "re-education" camps that "Real Americans" know exist to brainwash your children into becoming Marxist-Fascists.

Spotts1701 wrote:

Lapin wrote:

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But the one that's making everyone nervous is the "Second Amendment Rally" on April 19th. They want folks to openly carry their firearms in Washington, D.C. You know, they say that they're gonna make sure no one's carrying loaded or illegal weapons. But, who's actually going to do the checking?

Yes, tell the D.C. police about your plans from the get-go. They enjoy the notice to stand menacingly at you just waiting for one of you to fuck up. And then we can have a riot, fun times.

Haven't you heard the newest tin-foil theory? President Obama and the Democratic Congress are doing all these things because they want to provoke the Tea Partiers into doing something violent.

That way, wham! Martial Law and all those FEMA "re-education" camps that "Real Americans" know exist to brainwash your children into
becoming Marxist-Fascists.

See, the part where they think FEMA is even that competent pretty much secured my "Wow, these people are dumb." conclusions.

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That way, wham! Martial Law and all those FEMA
"re-education" camps that "Real Americans" know exist to brainwash your
children into becoming Marxist-Fascists.

OOOOH, now I remember where I heard it before! It is the plot of the first X-Files movie!

But... it seems we're missing the evil bee subplot.

Ceres wrote:

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That way, wham! Martial Law and all those FEMA
"re-education" camps that "Real Americans" know exist to brainwash your
children into becoming Marxist-Fascists.

OOOOH, now I remember where I heard it before! It is the plot of the first X-Files movie!

But... it seems we're missing the evil bee subplot.

That's actually a good point. I wonder if there's any money left over in the stimulus for that. Be sure to write your representatives, and tell them you want evil alien bees.

Lysander wrote:

Ceres wrote:

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That way, wham! Martial Law and all those FEMA
"re-education" camps that "Real Americans" know exist to brainwash your
children into becoming Marxist-Fascists.

OOOOH, now I remember where I heard it before! It is the plot of the first X-Files movie!

But... it seems we're missing the evil bee subplot.

That's actually a good point. I wonder if there's any money left over in the stimulus for that. Be sure to write your representatives, and tell them you want evil alien bees.

I'd rather have dogs that bark and shoot bees at you.

myeerah wrote:

Lysander wrote:

Ceres wrote:

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That way, wham! Martial Law and all those FEMA
"re-education" camps that "Real Americans" know exist to brainwash your
children into becoming Marxist-Fascists.

OOOOH, now I remember where I heard it before! It is the plot of the first X-Files movie!

But... it seems we're missing the evil bee subplot.

That's actually a good point. I wonder if there's any money left over in the stimulus for that. Be sure to write your representatives, and tell them you want evil alien bees.

I'd rather have dogs that bark and shoot bees at you.

UNLEASH THE ROBOT RICHARD SIMMONS!

myeerah wrote:

I'd rather have dogs that bark and shoot bees at you.

A Teabagger attack, a deadly bee weapon... bees. My god.