Q: What the fuck is a "teabagger"? A: A "teabagger" is someone, who while playing multi-player video games such as Halo series upon slaying the virtual avatar of another player, repeatedly crouches and stands over the body of said player avatar's body simulating the act of slapping someone's forehead with their scrotum.
Q: Um, what does this have to do with politics? A: Ah, you meant those teabaggers. They are member's of the "Tea Party" anti-tax protest group, but they are basically teabagging us all.
Q: One more thing- A: *sigh*
Teabagging Hall of Shame:
Website.
Tea Party Protests: 'Nigger,' 'Faggot' Shouted At Members Of Congress
Extra Security For Members Of Congress After Activist, Tea Party Threats
GOP Pressured To End 'Tea Party Racism'
Tea Party Racism At Health Care Bill Protest Not An Isolated Incident
DC Tea Party Protest Shut Down By Secret Service, Package Thrown Over White House Fence
More to come...
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Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:54 pm
The second headline; these are the idiots that have been posting Congressmen and women's home addresses and phone numbers online, along with a cutsey little note to others about how they should 'Thank them' for what they did. This is believed to have resulted in the gas line at the home of the brother of a Democratic Congressman's house being severed after the address was wrongly attributed to the Congressman himself.
Classy bunch, them Tea Baggers. In the old days, I understand they used to refer to them as 'Know Nothings.' Glen Beck is their major prophet, and they honestly do believe President Obama is a socialist Muslim who wasn't born in the United States. Trying to talk to them is like trying to hold a conversation with a cow. No insult intended to the cow.
Dick Powers Shitgobbling pissdrinker
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:59 pm
Rabid Badger wrote:
The second headline; these are the idiots that have been posting Congressmen and women's home addresses and phone numbers online, along with a cutsey little note to others about how they should 'Thank them' for what they did. This is believed to have resulted in the gas line at the home of the brother of a Democratic Congressman's house being severed after the address was wrongly attributed to the Congressman himself.
Sarah Palin actually posted a map showing the location of every democratic senator (or was it congress-people? can't remember) she wanted to see destroyed in November.
Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:12 am
Sarah Palin's map (found on a Facebook page I belong to)
Targeting the Left
And yes, those are sniper scopes over the addresses of he Senators who have aroused her. righteous wrath.
And, just for thought, from the Southern Poverty Law Center: The Hate Map
The Hate Map
This disturbs me because I just became aware there are 13 branches of the KKK, three Neo-Nazi groups and one White Nationalist group in Iowa, most of which are within less than an hours driving distance from where I live.
ZoZo Knight of the Bleach
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:54 am
"WAAAAH BUT WE'RE WHITE AND PRIVILEGED AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY THE GOVERNMENT ANY MONEY TO RUN THE COUNTRY BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS ALL BLACK AND SMELLY AND I NEED THE MONEY TO BUY MYSELF THINGS WAAAAH"
Did I get the gist of it?
Verandering The Gender Offender
Join date : 2009-06-04 Location : Colorado
Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:07 am
Guys, help me. I found out one of my Uncles from the side of the family I'm moving in with is somewhat associated with these morons. What do I do D:
I mean, I'm screwed anyway seeing as I come from a social-democratic place with working, awesome healthcare and tons of DARN THOSE FUCKING FAGGOT TRANNY COMMIES
How's my impersonation? Do I pass? I mean, in mentality at least. I can't pass physically.
Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:33 am
ZoZo wrote:
"WAAAAH BUT WE'RE WHITE AND PRIVILEGED AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY THE GOVERNMENT ANY MONEY TO RUN THE COUNTRY BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS ALL BLACK AND SMELLY AND I NEED THE MONEY TO BUY MYSELF THINGS WAAAAH"
Did I get the gist of it?
Your the first truly sane person I've encountered in days, barring family members. Marry me?
Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:39 am
Verandering wrote:
Guys, help me. I found out one of my Uncles from the side of the family I'm moving in with is somewhat associated with these morons. What do I do D:
I mean, I'm screwed anyway seeing as I come from a social-democratic place with working, awesome healthcare and tons of DARN THOSE FUCKING FAGGOT TRANNY COMMIES
How's my impersonation? Do I pass? I mean, in mentality at least. I can't pass physically.
You seem sane enough to me; it's your uncle we have to worry about.
My suggestion would be to lay low and avoid discussion of politics at all costs. If the subject unavoidably comes up, feign indifference. Try and get a feel for just how round the bend he is. He could be only slightly loony and not completely off the tracks yet.
ZoZo Knight of the Bleach
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:11 am
Rabid Badger wrote:
ZoZo wrote:
"WAAAAH BUT WE'RE WHITE AND PRIVILEGED AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY THE GOVERNMENT ANY MONEY TO RUN THE COUNTRY BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS ALL BLACK AND SMELLY AND I NEED THE MONEY TO BUY MYSELF THINGS WAAAAH"
Did I get the gist of it?
Your the first truly sane person I've encountered in days, barring family members. Marry me?
I'd love to. Will our tax benefits piss the teabaggers off more?
theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:30 am
Rabid Badger wrote:
Verandering wrote:
Guys, help me. I found out one of my Uncles from the side of the family I'm moving in with is somewhat associated with these morons. What do I do D:
I mean, I'm screwed anyway seeing as I come from a social-democratic place with working, awesome healthcare and tons of DARN THOSE FUCKING FAGGOT TRANNY COMMIES
How's my impersonation? Do I pass? I mean, in mentality at least. I can't pass physically.
You seem sane enough to me; it's your uncle we have to worry about.
My suggestion would be to lay low and avoid discussion of politics at all costs. If the subject unavoidably comes up, feign indifference. Try and get a feel for just how round the bend he is. He could be only slightly loony and not completely off the tracks yet.
I agree with Rabid Badger here. My step-dad and mother like the Teabaggers, and the best way to avoid the dreaded yelling and whatnot was just to keep quiet if politics came up. It caused so much tension in the house that it wasn't worth it. Avoid the subject when he's around as much as possible.
Verandering The Gender Offender
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:58 am
Woo FREEDOM
Hopefully he's the only one. My dad's side of the family is huge.
SirDixonDongs Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:28 am
my suggestion is to start wearing commie imagery
it sure shuts my family up when i show up to a family reunion wearing this.
Dick Powers Shitgobbling pissdrinker
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:32 pm
SirDixonDongs wrote:
it sure shuts my family up when i show up to a family reunion wearing this.
I want to marry that shirt and have its babies.
This Something Awful thread may shed some light on how delusional and ignorant teabaggers are about the state of this country's economy.
Miss Prince Shitgobbling pissdrinker
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:48 pm
Dick Powers wrote:
This Something Awful thread may shed some light on how delusional and ignorant teabaggers are about the state of this country's economy.
LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE
I'm sad now
The Unoriginal Shitgobbling pissdrinker
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:15 pm
According to Luttwak, the Calvinist ethic money=God's sign of favour is so ingrained in American society that the voters go against their best interest by choosing the candidate who promises to reward INITIATIVE (=the rich) and bash LAZINESS (=the poor), even if they are poor themselves. And harsh penalties for drug use take care of those who don't buy into the "it's my fault I'm poor" mentality. The pamphlet's a bit dated, do you think it still reflects American society?
Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:14 pm
ZoZo wrote:
Rabid Badger wrote:
ZoZo wrote:
"WAAAAH BUT WE'RE WHITE AND PRIVILEGED AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY THE GOVERNMENT ANY MONEY TO RUN THE COUNTRY BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS ALL BLACK AND SMELLY AND I NEED THE MONEY TO BUY MYSELF THINGS WAAAAH"
Did I get the gist of it?
Your the first truly sane person I've encountered in days, barring family members. Marry me?
I'd love to. Will our tax benefits piss the teabaggers off more?
Well of course they will. We're filthy immoral lesbians.
Chaltab Shitgobbling pissdrinker
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:12 pm
What's wrong with immoral filthy lesbians?
gaijinguy Shitgobbling pissdrinker
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:24 pm
Rabid Badger wrote:
ZoZo wrote:
Rabid Badger wrote:
ZoZo wrote:
"WAAAAH BUT WE'RE WHITE AND PRIVILEGED AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY THE GOVERNMENT ANY MONEY TO RUN THE COUNTRY BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS ALL BLACK AND SMELLY AND I NEED THE MONEY TO BUY MYSELF THINGS WAAAAH"
Did I get the gist of it?
Your the first truly sane person I've encountered in days, barring family members. Marry me?
I'd love to. Will our tax benefits piss the teabaggers off more?
Well of course they will. We're filthy immoral lesbians.
Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:33 pm
Chaltab wrote:
What's wrong with immoral filthy lesbians?
Well I have no trouble with them personally, but the Tea Bagger's sure's hell get offended by the idea. Because the Bible says that marriage (and I'm assuming we're extending marriage to include sex) is only to be between a man and a woman. Of course, the Bible also says you can't wear mixed-fiber clothes and that menstruating women have to sequester themselves from everyone else when they're having their periods because they're 'unclean.' And I seem to remember something in there about stoning adulterers...
If we followed the Bible explicitly, I can think of several Congressmen who'd be dead right now.
gaijinguy Shitgobbling pissdrinker
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:36 pm
Rabid Badger wrote:
Chaltab wrote:
What's wrong with immoral filthy lesbians?
Well I have no trouble with them personally, but the Tea Bagger's sure's hell get offended by the idea. Because the Bible says that marriage (and I'm assuming we're extending marriage to include sex) is only to be between a man and a woman. Of course, the Bible also says you can't wear mixed-fiber clothes and that menstruating women have to sequester themselves from everyone else when they're having their periods because they're 'unclean.' And I seem to remember something in there about stoning adulterers...
If we followed the Bible explicitly, I can think of several Congressmen who'd be dead right now.
gaijinguy is waiting for TheHermit to cite the composition fallacy
Lapin Knight of the Bleach
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:29 pm
These people are so fucking stupid they actually give me a headache. I'm not even kidding. How can such racist and poorly-educated (Judging by their signs, which make them look they've never seen the inside of an English classroom) idiots get so much public attention? What are they, the modern day KKK?
Are they aware of what teabagging even means?
SirDixonDongs Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:37 pm
apparently hate groups are on teh rise like crazy and also a ridiculous amount of people believe that obama is building secret concentration camps
sometimes i really wish he would
Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:38 pm
Lapin wrote:
These people are so fucking stupid they actually give me a headache. I'm not even kidding. How can such racist and poorly-educated (Judging by their signs, which make them look they've never seen the inside of an English classroom) idiots get so much public attention? What are they, the modern day KKK?
Are they aware of what teabagging even means?
They named themselves after the Boston Tea Party (because they are patriots who are fighting against the Evil British Empire the Socialist Muslim Obama who is trying to unfairly tax their tea reform the health care system against their will). They're inordinately fond of the whole 'No taxation without representation' business, despite them all being American and therefore coming from states where they have representation in the House and Senate.
And I seriously doubt any of them have the slightest idea what teabagging means. It makes me want to walk up to one of them and explain the concept just to see if they'd implode on the spot.
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Lapin Knight of the Bleach
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:44 pm
...I live 40 minutes out from DC. Anyone know when their next protest is? Because that sounds too fun to resist.
Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
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Subject: Re: THE TEABAGGING MEGATHREAD: LET IT STEEP Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:50 pm
I stole a teabagger's sign today.
He stood outside the library with a sign that read "YOU DESERVE HELL". While he stopped/trapped a wayward student trying to get into the library, he set the sign down by his feet so he could gesture wildly with his hands.
Smooth as Bruce Willis' head, I walked by, snatched it and ambled off without him even noticing. His MO has been destroyed.
I gave it to the kids in the student life center who collect posters and told them it was from an anonymous donator. It is being repainted to read "YOU DESERVE HELP".
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