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Verandering wrote:

I like where this is going.

You're moving to America to be closer to Mikey, aren't you? It's okay, we'll be understanding.

Nihilist wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

. . .

Because you all are my friends (and pitifully broke) I'll give you some freebie Not Fucks.

Now go get jobs.

If it's any consolation, I was called by the Dollar Tree this morning, asked if I was able to work nights. But the thing is, I kinda warmed up to the whole idea of having gay sex with you, and figure to make you feel better about it, I'll wear a Roethlisberger jersey and put on a Yankees game while I buttfuck you. Might even order a pizza or two.

And then I'll invite all my bisexual girlfriends over, and I'll try to hook you up with one.

As much fun as that sounds...

1.) I don't want Roethlisberger accused of sexual assault, again.
2.) You're misunderstanding the idea. The idea is people pay Mafi or I surprise sex them in their sleep. It's like a protection racket involving my penis, something Mafiosa would have some experience with.

The protection racket, not my penis.

mikey i am sure nobody has experience with your penis

lets keep it that way

I don't want his penis. I just want to borrow his ass.

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The idea is people pay Mafi or I surprise sex them in their sleep. It's like a protection racket involving my penis, something Mafiosa would have some experience with.

Wait everyone shut up I like this idea

I could make millions

Raine wrote:

There's a reason why Australia tends to regard Tasmania as an entirely different country...

Fill me in, what is it?

Shut up Barton, we're talking about Mikey anti-whoring here. Priorities, god damn it! Priorities!

Sutremaine wrote:

You're moving to America to be closer to Mikey, aren't you? It's okay, we'll be understanding.

Sort of.
I mean, to enjoy what he's subjected to isn't too far removed from the concept, is it?
Technically, it's so I can be closer to Mikey... And Myeerah. And Nihilist. And Dongs? Or is Dongs all up in the UK?

Whatever, you get the point.

Verandering wrote:

Sutremaine wrote:

You're moving to America to be closer to Mikey, aren't you? It's okay, we'll be understanding.

Sort of.
I mean, to enjoy what he's subjected to isn't too far removed from the concept, is it?
Technically, it's so I can be closer to Mikey... And Myeerah. And Nihilist. And Dongs? Or is Dongs all up in the UK?

And Weirdy. Don't forget Weirdy.

Of course I wouldn't! But I'm saving you from Mikey for that threesome thing I planned a while back.

... That didn't involve Mikey.
Before someone says anything.

Verandering wrote:

Shut up Barton, we're talking about Mikey anti-whoring here. Priorities, god damn it! Priorities!

Sutremaine wrote:

You're moving to America to be closer to Mikey, aren't you? It's okay, we'll be understanding.

Sort of.
I mean, to enjoy what he's subjected to isn't too far removed from the concept, is it?
Technically, it's so I can be closer to Mikey... And Myeerah. And Nihilist. And Dongs? Or is Dongs all up in the UK?

Whatever, you get the point.

How can I just let you walk away?
Just let you leave without a trace?

You know, If I could donate money top make sure Mikey never got laid ever, I would. That said knowing him it's that pointless, Mikeys personality is all the contraceptive he needs.

Somath Cegem wrote:

You know, If I could donate money top make sure Mikey never got laid ever, I would. That said knowing him it's that pointless, Mikeys personality is all the contraceptive he needs.

I can act like a genuinely friendly, polite individual, you know.

There are PLENTY of women who think, "Gee, Mikey sure is a pleasant fellow."

Then they realize I'm scrawny and ALMOST as ugly as Nihilist.

fuck you man i would have nil up against the wall in a heartbeat

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

I can act like a genuinely friendly, polite individual, you know.

There are PLENTY of women who think, "Gee, Mikey sure is a pleasant fellow."

Then they realize I'm scrawny and ALMOST as ugly as Nihilist.

And that you are generally a bit of a dick who treats all others like objects to either be stared at or disguarded, and that unless they reach some strange Mikey standard of attractive that you yourself don't even come close to you'll not given the time of day when pushed, don't forget any of that.

Spoiler:

Somath Cegem wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

I can act like a genuinely friendly, polite individual, you know.

There are PLENTY of women who think, "Gee, Mikey sure is a pleasant fellow."

Then they realize I'm scrawny and ALMOST as ugly as Nihilist.

And that you are generally a bit of a dick who treats all others like objects to either be stared at or disguarded, and that unless they reach some strange Mikey standard of attractive that you yourself don't even come close to you'll not given the time of day when pushed, don't forget any of that.

Spoiler:

u mad???

SirDixonDongs wrote:

fuck you man i would have nil up against the wall in a heartbeat

You need a smiley that says "fap" and "shlick" at the same time.

Nihilist wrote:

Verandering wrote:

SirDixonDongs wrote:

fuck you man i would have nil up against the wall in a heartbeat

You guys should know, I typed this post one-handed.

Meet me in my bunk, you two. Anyone else is welcome to join, though.

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Somath Cegem wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

I can act like a genuinely friendly, polite individual, you know.

There are PLENTY of women who think, "Gee, Mikey sure is a pleasant fellow."

Then they realize I'm scrawny and ALMOST as ugly as Nihilist.

And that you are generally a bit of a dick who treats all others like objects to either be stared at or disguarded, and that unless they reach some strange Mikey standard of attractive that you yourself don't even come close to you'll not given the time of day when pushed, don't forget any of that.

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I think you missed the point of me acting like a kind, decent person. That way people don't pick up on The Mikeyness.

Also, there's disregarded and there's discarded. I don't think disguarded is a word. On top of that, I think you meant to say "you'll not give them," not "you'll not given." The difference is the first one actually makes sense.

Why did this bith-match start, anyway?

Somath Cegem wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

I can act like a genuinely friendly, polite individual, you know.

There are PLENTY of women who think, "Gee, Mikey sure is a pleasant fellow."

Then they realize I'm scrawny and ALMOST as ugly as Nihilist.

And that you are generally a bit of a dick who treats all others like objects to either be stared at or disguarded, and that unless they reach some strange Mikey standard of attractive that you yourself don't even come close to you'll not given the time of day when pushed, don't forget any of that.

Spoiler:

What part of "troll" do you not understand?