Legislator: Disabled kids are God's punishment for abortions

Funny I could have sworn that some long haired rabbi type said that deformeties were not punishments for anyones sins (*cough* John 9:1-3 *cough*). Honestly I'm reminded of another Onion article about area man passionage defender of what he imagines the constitution to be only here it's as if they've never even read the book they are supposed to believe in.

Then again that'd explain a lot.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

I nearly cracked a tooth with rage.

My mum is from Northern Ireland (where abortion and pre-marital sex is somehow even MORE evil than in America) she never had an abortion or anything like that, and yet here I am, sitting on my ass with Epilepsy.

Don't worry, Harley, you don't count because epilepsy isn't an immediately obvious disability. Disability punishments work much better if parents can point to the kid on the street and tell their children "See, he's like that because his mommy is a whore". Your seizures are purely innocent bad luck.

The Transformers MPreg thing, on the other hand...

Mafiosa wrote:

Sarah Palin has some explaining to do.

Not as much as Bob Marshall does. If I lived in Virginia, I'd immediately volunteer to work for anyone opposing him in the next election. This guy deserves to lose, and lose big. He makes his state, his religion, his country, and his profession look bad.

KeyserSoze wrote:

Funny I could have sworn that some long haired rabbi type said that deformeties were not punishments for anyones sins (*cough* John 9:1-3 *cough*).

A God-inspired hand wrote:

As he went along, he saw a man blind from birth. His disciples asked him, "Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?"

"Neither this man nor his parents sinned," said Jesus, "but this happened so that the work of God might be displayed in his life.

Personally, I don't find this much better, but Your Mileage May Vary (TV Tropes link omitted in order to protect the innocent).

Chris91 wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Sarah Palin has some explaining to do.

Not as much as Bob Marshall does. If I lived in Virginia, I'd immediately volunteer to work for anyone opposing him in the next election. This guy deserves to lose, and lose big. He makes his state, his religion, his country, and his profession look bad.

And Chris misses the point once again. I believe Mafiosa meant she has some explaining to do since she has a disabled child.

theweirdkind wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Sarah Palin has some explaining to do.

Not as much as Bob Marshall does. If I lived in Virginia, I'd immediately volunteer to work for anyone opposing him in the next election. This guy deserves to lose, and lose big. He makes his state, his religion, his country, and his profession look bad.

And Chris misses the point once again. I believe Mafiosa meant she has some explaining to do since she has a disabled child.

Yes, that would be, as they say, the joke.

;A;

theweirdkind wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Sarah Palin has some explaining to do.

Not as much as Bob Marshall does. If I lived in Virginia, I'd immediately volunteer to work for anyone opposing him in the next election. This guy deserves to lose, and lose big. He makes his state, his religion, his country, and his profession look bad.

And Chris misses the point once again. I believe Mafiosa meant she has some explaining to do since she has a disabled child.

In Chris's defense, I didn't get it either. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

theweirdkind wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Sarah Palin has some explaining to do.

Not as much as Bob Marshall does. If I lived in Virginia, I'd immediately volunteer to work for anyone opposing him in the next election. This guy deserves to lose, and lose big. He makes his state, his religion, his country, and his profession look bad.

And Chris misses the point once again. I believe Mafiosa meant she has some explaining to do since she has a disabled child.

In Chris's defense, I didn't get it either. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

That doesn't prove much, Mikey.