DEADLY SEX GANG RUMBLE
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- by DANTE
The White Jack-Offs gang hit the hardware store at three AM, and found
everything on the shopping list that they had prepared the day before.
Malganis: Well, almost everything...
"Milk, orange juice, Froot Loops... dammit this is the grocery list! Someone get out the hardware list!"
Saleha: Jack-Offs? Great name for a gang. Do they jack each other off? Do they jump dudes in the street and jack them off?
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- Julie, the fuck snitch who the gang leader Andy was balling, had told
them that the Black Beauty Bitches, the all-black female gang in the
neighborhood, had raided another hardware store to get weapons for a
rumble.
Saleha: "to ball" = to remove testicles, to be rich, to insert cocaine into a vagina for smuggling purposes. Am I missing something here?
Also: WHY BREAK INTO A GUN SHOP OR GET SOME ON THE BLACK MARKET WHEN YOU CAN GET YOUR WEAPONS FROM A HARDWARE STORE?!? Because crowbars and auto-hammers >> machine guns. Remember, Black Beauty Bitches, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
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- Andy had planted her in key bars, keeping her ear to the ground
to pick up on the action, and she had done well. The boys knew those
black cunts were after their turf, so the White Jack-Offs knew they'd
have to be ready. Julie had told them that the nigger cunts were going
for all out power in the area, and were playing for keeps, intending to
wipe out the whole White Jack-Offs gang in a bloody take-no-prisoners
war.
Nobody liked a fucking snitch, but this cunt Julie came in handy at
times like this.
Malganis: Wait, what, how is she a snitch? She hasn't betrayed the White Jack-Offs.
Also, anyone think that they should just be called the "Cum Stains", and be done with it?
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- Andy had made up the shopping list, including crowbars, knives and chain saw chains to use as lethal whips.
Malganis: Also, there were the light refreshments and snacks for the after-fight party.
Saleha: CHAIN SAW CHAIN FAIL. You're not gonna seriously hurt anyone by whipping them with one of those unless they stand still and take it stoically, dahling. I'd normally say "it takes one to know one", but since you're a tool, this obviously doesn't apply here. But hey, you seem to have as much of a clue about hardware as you do about gangs.
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- He even thought it would be a good idea to butcher the whole bevy of nigger cunts, leaving none to challenge his gang for their rightfully won and hard earned territory.
Malganis: ... That's generally kinda the idea of a gang war, genius.
Also, it's hard out there for a
pimp jack-off.
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- It would be fun to have a wholesale massacre of the Bitches. They
hadn't had such a rumble since they had taken out that girl's bowling
team.
Malganis: Yeah, the girl's bowling team... that's hardcore, yo. Hardcore...
bowling. What do they do, tie bowling balls to rivals' feet and make them sleep with the fishes?
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- That had been quite a scene. After capturing and gang raping the
bitches for several hours, they had taken them onto the crosswalk over
the freeway, and dropped the screaming cunts naked into the path of
speeding trucks.
Saleha: MENTAL NOTE: Never join a bowling team unless you want to get gangraped. ALSO LET'S BE EXTRA OBVIOUS ABOUT DISPOSING OUR VICTIMS, 'CAUSE GANGS WHO HAVE TO BREAK INTO HARDWARE STORES FOR WEAPONRY SURELY HAVE THE WHOLE JUSTICE SYSTEM IN THEIR POCKETS!
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- When they raided the hardware store, they had also hit the sporting
department for a bundle of baseball bats to crush the cunts' skulls when
they were finished with them, and machetes to hack off the bitches' arms
and tits, and their heads as well, if there was enough left of them
after the bashing with the baseball bats.
Malganis: And then they stole a flame-thrower so they could roast the bitches' bodies after beating and hacking them, and then they stole a steamroller so they could smash the bitches flat after they finished burning, hacking, and beating them, and then they stole a nuclear warhead so they could ...
Saleha: ... PRED, is that you?
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- He thought that if they had to wipe out the Bitches anyway, they might as well have fun while doing it.
Malganis: A positive attitude goes a long way towards accomplishing one's goals.
Anyway, Andy gets Julie to try to join the Black Beauty Bitches in order to do some spyin'... which leads to us learning about the Bitches' unique body piercings....
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- "They gotta spread their fuckin' legs, and then this big mean black
tattoo artist asshole goes right up inside their cunts, with his whole fuckin' fist, man, and then he pierces their fuckin' uterus with a big fuckin' iron ring. He clamps it closed, permanently, inside them. That's why you see them long leather thongs hangin' outta their cunts, because they're tied to that fuckin' uterus ring, to prove they got 'em."
Malganis: ...Okay. Now I
know the author knows nothing about biology.
Or anything, really.
Saleha: Chances of the scumbag who wrote this ever having met a woman in person = 0%.
That's almost as bad as FGM for an initiation ritual. Who'd want to be part of THAT gang? "OH YEAH, you wanna roll with us, you're gonna get fisted and your cervix (NOT the uterus, unless he wants the ladies to bleed to death) pierced!" ... I'll go with another gang, they probably only want me to get a tattoo.
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- "Shit, everybody know that," Andy said.
Malganis: I thought the point was that bitches
don't know.
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- "Anyway, Julie, you're as tough as any of them Black Beauty Bitches. They ain't nothin' but a pack of niggers." Andy said. "Shit, we can fix you up better than any of them black cunts! We can rig you up in a harness that will make them black slime bags scream!"
Saleha: ALL THAT LOVELY SENTIMENT ABOUT BLACK WOMEN JUST WARMS MY HEART! But hey, take comfort in the fact that the writer of this lovely tract seems to hate all women, the racism is just the shit icing on the vomit cake.
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- She was not sure what they had in store for her, but she was sure it was not going to be fun. Sometimes she hated the responsibility of being the club's mascot.
Malganis: She hated dancing around in a furry costume in their treehouse.
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- She found out what Andy had in mind the very next night.
Malganis: ...More parading around in a furry costume with a giant cartoon-character-style head on it?
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- Then he opened a rough iron ring, and ... drove the sharp end of the open ring pitilessly into the resilient flesh of her tender uterus, brutally piercing it.
Malganis: UTERI DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
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- Ignoring her suffering, he thrust pliers into her cunt to close the ring, and when they were removed, he forced her to stick both her own hands deep into her distended organ to tie a length of stiff barbed wire to the uterus ring.
Malganis: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU 'TIE'
BARBED WIRE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS???
Saleha: ... All doubts have been removed. This IS PRED, or one of his disgusting little fanboys.
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- "Now they'll know how tough you are, bitch," they told her, and Andy sent her on her way on the spy mission with a stiff kick in her tight round ass. What the fuck, he thought, if they kill her they'll just save us the job of disposing of that pretty little lump of female shit. She was cute, but completely disposable. Julie left a trail of drops of blood that dripped from her damaged cunt as she left the gang hideout, pulling on her tight jeans as she went through the door, and she headed to the old house the Black Beauty Bitches used as a clubhouse.
Saleha: OH HEY I JUST GOT GANGRAPED, MY CERVIX GOT PIERCED AND I HAVE BARBED WIRE IN MY CUNT! I THINK I'M GONNA GO FOR A STROLL NOW!
Malganis: How can she even walk, much less pull on her pants?
... You know what, never mind. This story's level of anatomical... um,
creativity with gore and violence make Tarantino movies look like sober documentaries of plain, unvarnished reality.
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- When she got there she found the Bitches were all down in the basement rumpus room torture chamber they had devised. It was decorated with rough particle board on the walls, which were covered with obscene drawings of cum-spurting pricks and dripping cunts being mutilated.
Old filthy mattresses were stacked around the walls, and these were stained with spilled wine, cunt sweat, dried piss, menstrual blood, and smeared shit from wiping their naked asses off on them after taking their turn shitting on a victim.
Saleha: Bitches need to hire themselves a cleaning lady. Or, y'know, instead of torturing their male victims, they should make them do the nekkid cleaning act
Oh wait, I forgot. They LIKE their room to be smelly and filthy and such, or something.
Black Beauty Bitches: Practice gruesome genital mutilation AND STILL HAVE SEX WILLINGLY. Don't shower. Their "rumpus room" should be burned down as a health hazard. SIGN ME UP GUYS, SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN!
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- "Sheeeit, Lookie here at the honky bitch," one of them said as Julie came down the stairs.
Malganis: Yeah, that's not stereotypical
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- The black women, laying about in various states of undress, mostly wearing only the spike heeled high black leather boots that were their official costume, looked up at the fourteen year old white girl. "You come up here to tell us how to get our fingers around the balls of them white boys you been fuckin', white meat?"
Malganis: This whole story plays like a really, really bad X-rated grindhouse blaxploitation flick.
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- "The White Jack-Offs done it to me, it sure as hell wasn't my idea. Shit, you all know it hurt like hell, but it also means I can't fuck no more, not with this fuckin' barbed wire in my fuckin' snatch! At least with leather cords runnin' through your cunts, you can at least take a fuck!"
Saleha: Because it ain't important that you're gonna likely catch sepsis and die from your mutilation, or that this shit should have you screaming with pain, the most aggravating thing about it is YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCK!
Malganis: Anyway, the BBBs torture and kill a random white guy...
Saleha: ... I won't talk about the ensuing torture. This person needs institutionalization.
Malganis: ...then get ready to do the same to Julie.
Saleha: What follows is a lurid account of the Bitches ass- and mouthraping Julie with broom handles while stuffing the now-dead torture victim's cut-off ball sack, which now contains his plucked-out eyes, into her vagina and sewing it shut. Then they burn messages into her skin with a soldering iron and cut out her tongue. They also nearly slice off her breasts and nail her to the door of the Jack-Offs' headquarters. I'm telling you this so you don't have to venture over there and read all this rendered in loving detail. The writer is not just PRED, he's PRED's and The Dark Ranger's sick and twisted assbaby. Mal, you gave me this to read. I HATE YOU.
Malganis: ... *sniffles and sheds Single Tear as somewhere a tiny violin plays*
...
Anyhoo, as Saleha said, they then leave her for the Jack-Offs to find. Not that that helps Julie a whole hell of a lot.
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- Andy thrust his knife into her throat then followed it with his thick erect prick, and he brutally fucked her windpipe as she quietly suffocated to death. They were so pissed off with the nigger bitches' treatment of a white woman
Malganis: Irony, they name is Andy.
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- that they couldn't wait to meet the vicious Black Beauty Bitches in a no-holds-barred fight to the death. They would be there, and they would be ready. This was going to be a sweet killing party, not just a gang rumble.
Saleha: So wait... they're shocked, then they are glad because she was worthless anyway, then they go ahead and MURDER HER and FUCK HER WINDPIPE and then they are outraged about what the Bitches did to a white girl when they pretty much mutilated her and then sent her to her death? WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?! Earth logic fails to explain the way this "person's" brain works.
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- The next night they crowded into their two vans,
Malganis: CLOWN CAR TIEM
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- naked except for their rugged steel toed boots and blood red peaked caps.
Malganis: NAKED CLOWN CAR TIEM
It's like a stupid version of
A Clockwork Orange!
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- This was their traditional costume for night fights, and at exactly midnight they entered the rusted open gates of the abandoned pier. The two dozen lusting young men were aroused at prospect of doing bloody battle with naked black cunts, and their pricks stood up firm and rigid, pulsing on the keen edge, near the point of ejaculation.
Malganis: ...That's like hanging a "Kick Me in the Dick Really Hard" sign on yourself.
Saleha: WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CLOTHING ACTUALLY PROVIDING SOME PROTECTION, ESPECIALLY IF WE'RE NOT TALKING A FIRE FIGHT?! After all, this is some really sick puppy's jack-off fantasy.
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- They got hold of their weapons, consisting of everything from crowbars and baseball bats to sharp machetes and several deadly sharp bladed chain saw chains. The bitches were going to bleed tonight, with hacked tits and weapon-stuffed cunts. The boys' already stiff pricks throbbed with excitement as they moved out of the vans into the darkness, eagerly anticipating the chance to mutilate the living bitch meat.
Malganis: Night of the Living Bitch Meat!I'm imagining their penises all bobbing up and down like dolphins wanting to be fed...
*makes gratuitous dolphin noises*
SUDDENLY, they're ATTACKED!
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- The black assed cunts were also naked, except for spike heeled high cut black boots and the purple ribbon, the gang's color, woven through their
Afro hair. The circle of naked mean black cunts opened as three more
joined them, from behind the box cars. These three carried chain saws,
and they were running! That was the sound! Sweat poured form the naked
bodies of the white boys, gleaming in the lights that they suddenly realized the cunts had put up to light the scene of the battle. With those fuckin' chain saws, they were outclassed.
Shit, Andy thought, I had to lift the chain saws out of the way to steal
these fucking spare chains!
Saleha: You stole the chains and left the chainsaws.
YOU STOLE THE CHAINS AND LEFT THE CHAINSAWS.
YOU STOLE THE CHAINS AND LEFT THE CHAINSAWS.
If your "turf" is so dangerous, how the hell did you survive this long?
Malganis: Authorial fiat.
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- With a wave of sudden fear and terror, Andy's anus loosened, and a stream of fresh shit sausage spewed onto the planking of the pier, along with the shit of several of the other gang members. Fuck, this will make it slippery to fight on, he thought as he stepped on one of the other boy's shit.
Malganis: Ooh, a poo fetish makes its appearance, I see.
Saleha: There go my plans for lunch. Have I thanked you yet for showing me this, Malganis?
Malganis: ... Yes. :flirty:
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- One of the younger boys panicked, and he rushed the group of near-naked black women, wildly swinging the double bladed ax he had armed himself with. He got lucky, and as one bitch raised her machete to swing at him, he drove the heavy blade through her side just behind a big tit, caving in her ribs and chopping her lung in half.
As she went down, the cunts on either side of their fallen friend swung their lethal weapons at him. These girls were playing for keeps. One hacked off his right arm with a machete, and the other drove the forked nail pulling claws on the end of her crowbar into the side of his neck.
His knees buckled, the machete lopped off his raging penis, the bleeding stump spurted cum as the flying blade chopped off his balls,
Malganis: ...
?
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- and with this violent castration, the bloody battle was on.
Malganis: Let's get ready to RUUUUUUMMMBLLLLLE!!!!! Saleha: Cue over-the-top bloody extremely sadistic fetish-porn battle, complete with this little gem:
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- Impatient because none of the guys had come out her way, the leader of the Black Beauty Bitches lifted her chain saw and waded into the vicious battle. One of her own cunts blocked her way, so she ran the power blade deep into the interfering bitch's side, then forced it right through her solid torso, sawing the woman clean in half!
Saleha: Whatever happened to gang loyalty. *shakes head sadly*
Malganis: It's a sad commentary on the decline in the loyalty and moral values of today's fictional sex gangs, Saleha. *has an 'I-told-you-so' look on her face* HEY YOU KIDS, GET OFF MY GANG TURF! *waves gun around as she shoots it*
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- The heartless bitch then attacked Andy, who had a machete lodged in his stomach. Just as she raised the spinning blade another man was pushed in her way, and the whizzing chain cleanly decapitated the unlucky young boy. Andy grabbed the falling headless body and pushed it into the chain saw, using the carcass to try to jam the saw. The blade cut into the chest and down across the stomach of the dead youth, until it hit the pelvic bone and stalled the motor.
Suddenly the black leader's power weapon was completely useless, and she
was unarmed. She grabbed the machete lodged in Andy's belly and with a
single violent yank, she jerked it out. Andy lashed his brutal chain across her face, breaking her nose and bursting open her left eye. She swung the bloody machete blade viciously on her blind side, but luck was with her, and she lopped off Andy's left hand. With his chain hand Andy lunged at the leather thong dangling from the Bitch leader's gaping and drooling cunt. He wrapped the smut-covered leather cord around his wrist, feeling the crusted cum and piss that coated it, and jerked it downward with all his might.
Malganis: ...Nothing happened, except that a loud "DING-DONG" sound echoed from the depths of her vajayjay.
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- The gorgeous black woman screamed so loud that everyone else stopped their fighting to see what was happening. Andy had found her Achilles heel.
Malganis: It's like a fatality move!
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- The thick iron ring implanted in her uterus was at the core of her pain center,
Malganis: No, it's at the core of her core, see?
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- and with that leather cunt cord attached to it, she was vulnerable. With a second violent jerk, the cord moved visibly, bringing another blood curdling piercing scream.
Saleha: ... NO SHIT SHERLOCK. "I wonder what happens if I try to yank out someone's cervical piercing?" *crosses legs*
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- She slashed desperately at his leg with her weapon, opening a deep wound, but he persisted, and with a tremendous final jolt, he ripped the iron ring from deep in her womb, and with it came her uterus, dragging out her ovaries! Following close behind from the internal pressure, rolls of her intestines showed at the mouth of her destroyed cunt, and everyone was sure the Black Beauty Bitches' leader was finished.
The rugged Black Beauty Bitch leader dropped to her knees, but was far from defeated. Andy swung his chain at her tits, ripping open the dark skin and gashing deep pinkish troughs in the fatty flesh. As he followed through with a second blow, digging a deep bloody trench across the destroyed breast, she anticipated him, and brought the blade down and hacked off his right arm above the elbow.
The leader of the White Jack-Offs had now lost both of his hands, and thick blood oozed through the deep stab wound in his belly.
Malganis: This is hilarious! It's like they can't die!
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- He brought his heavy boots into play, kicking the kneeling bitch in her damaged cunt. With both boots he kicked blow after vicious blow into her destroyed vulva, ripping the fuck meat to shreds, until one of his boots went right into the gut packed birth chute, jamming tight.
Saleha: "I'ma kick you so hard my boot gets stuck!" Someone was definitely not loved enough as a child.
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- Without arms, he lost his balance, and as he went over backward onto the shit and gore smeared planks, his big boot jerked free of the bitch's bloodied cunt.
Malganis: *makes SPPPPLOOOORCHing sounds*
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- Her pinkish guts slowly pressed out of the destroyed sex opening at the base of her dark-fleshed belly,
Malganis: lol whut
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- now that both the boot and her inner sex organ were gone.
Malganis: Stick a boot up her and she'd probably last through a sequel.
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- In an instant the big black woman was on top of him, pressing her bleeding ruined cunt meat into his face, blocking off his air passages with the gore leaking from her savaged crotch. He bucked violently, and she slid off him, but she immediately locked him in a scissor hold around the ribs with her powerful legs. Jerking the legs in violent spasms, she cracked his ribs pair by pair, working up to under his armpits. Blood from the stumps of his arms sprayed over her, but she continued her merciless attack, slowly but surely crushing the honky's chest. She grabbed her machete, and placing the sharp tip against the middle of his fat penis,
Malganis: Wait, he's being crushed and dismembered, and he STILL has a hard-on?
... These guys not only think with their dicks, their penises suffice for expressing a reaction to every other bodily event as well.
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- pressing upward until it was squeezed against his belly. Then with a brutal thrust she drove the blade through his prick and into his lower belly. Jerking upward, she slit cleanly through the spurting head of the cock and ripped open Andy's stomach, spilling his guts and finishing off the leader of the
White Jack-Offs street gang.
Saleha: Some more nastiness ensues, at the end of which the Black Beauty Bitches try to bungee-jump by putting a rope on their "cunt cords" in a "kamakazi" suicide pact.
Malganis: That's a hell of a lot of bungee-jump phail.
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- Seeing that their own leader was finished, the dozen surviving Black Beauty Bitches took the two
remaining chain saws to work on the disheartened boys, finishing them off by hacking off their heads and limbs with the vicious weapons, creating a macabre scene of blood and gore.
Malganis: It's a regular Van
Gore, amirite?
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- Then, in a kamakazi suicide pact, the black sluts all fastened the thongs from their cunts to twenty foot ropes tied to the edge of the pier. The ropes now joined their inner organs to the heavy beams of the high pier. Then, joining hands, they dove head first. The tide was out, and it was thirty feet down to the jagged rocks below. Ten feet above the rocks they all hit the end of their ropes, and in unison, their entire inner sex organs were jerked out as the naked bitches crashed onto the rugged rocks. When at last the tide came in, the carnivorous scavenger fish fed on the succulent cuntmeat hanging on a dozen ropes like chunks of fresh bait.
Saleha: This person needs to be deported back to where he came from, which HAS to be on another planet if he thinks this is anything remotely resembling realistic.
Well, I survived reading this so you won't have to. Go and hug your families, have a stiff drink, and join me in wishing that the horrifying monster who wrote this is safely behind bars somewhere. Thank you and good night.
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