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Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Man allegedly kills himself via explosive... gum? Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:59 pm | |
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Russian news agency Ria Novosti reports the 25-year-old chemistry student was found dead with his jaw blown off after he was working on a computer at his parents’ house in the Ukraine city of Konotop. "A loud pop was heard from the student's room," a city police chief aide told ukranews.com.
"When his relatives entered the room they saw that the lower part of the young man's face had been blown off."
The man was studying at Ukraine’s Kiev Polytechnic Institute and was known for his habit of dipping chewing in citric acid.
Ria Novosti reports police found both citric acid packets and “some kind of explosive material” on a table in his parents’s room.
They believe he may have confused the two packets, dipping thegum into the explosive material rather than the citric acid.
Forensic experts will travel from Kiev tomorrow to investigate the substance, as local authorities feared it may explode if transported. Dunno if I buy this story, but... eh, weird enough, I guess. | |
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Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
| Subject: Re: Man allegedly kills himself via explosive... gum? Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:43 am | |
| Well, that's a jawdropper. | |
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Raine Challenge Winner!
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Man allegedly kills himself via explosive... gum? Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:53 am | |
| - Aggie wrote:
- Well, that's a jawdropper.
I can't believe I lol'd. | |
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Lembech Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Man allegedly kills himself via explosive... gum? Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:46 am | |
| - Aggie wrote:
- Well, that's a jawdropper.
Tasteless yes, but I'd be a fucking liar if I said I didn't get chuckle out of that. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]This story sounds too much like Darwin Award material. - Quote :
- The man was studying at Ukraine’s Kiev Polytechnic Institute and was known for his habit of dipping chewing in citric acid.
Missing word aside, wat. | |
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Sloth Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : Location: Location
| Subject: Re: Man allegedly kills himself via explosive... gum? Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:50 am | |
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- The man was studying at Ukraine’s Kiev Polytechnic Institute and was known for his habit of dipping chewing in citric acid.
Missing word aside, wat. Makes it nice and sour. I remember I had a chemistry set when I was younger and I used to crumble the citric acid (it came in powder form) on my tongue. It's like eating Warheads but better. And really not dangerous at all, that I know of. | |
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Sorsa A. Jänis Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-08-21 Age : 35 Location : Mental hospital in a Finnish closet
| Subject: Re: Man allegedly kills himself via explosive... gum? Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:33 am | |
| What did you expect? It's Ukraine. Shit like this happens there all the time(No, and let's not talk about the things that are going on in Russia). Whatever you thought was illegal or stupid is bound to happen in there. We even had a TV show here in Finland showing all the WTF stuff that happens in Russian speaking countries. People were shown to getting killed in it, but the most weirdest thing I think I ever saw in it was a military personnel teaching grade school kids to use bazooka in a classroom. The bazooka launched during the presentation destroying the whole ceiling. | |
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KelinciHutan Global Nomad
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 39 Location : USS Enterprise
| Subject: Re: Man allegedly kills himself via explosive... gum? Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:12 am | |
| - Sloth wrote:
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- The man was studying at Ukraine’s Kiev Polytechnic Institute and was known for his habit of dipping chewing in citric acid.
Missing word aside, wat. Makes it nice and sour. I remember I had a chemistry set when I was younger and I used to crumble the citric acid (it came in powder form) on my tongue. It's like eating Warheads but better. And really not dangerous at all, that I know of. Also, citric acid is an extraordinarily common natural substance that can be found in high concentrations in oranges, lemons, limes, grapefruit, tangerines, pomelo... | |
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The Unoriginal Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-17
| Subject: Re: Man allegedly kills himself via explosive... gum? Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:21 am | |
| - Malganis wrote:
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Russian news agency Ria Novosti reports the 25-year-old chemistry student was found dead with his jaw blown off And a Generation X comic book in his lap. | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: Man allegedly kills himself via explosive... gum? Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:28 am | |
| At least he went out with a bang. | |
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Lembech Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Man allegedly kills himself via explosive... gum? Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:09 pm | |
| - KelinciHutan wrote:
- Sloth wrote:
- Lembech wrote:
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- The man was studying at Ukraine’s Kiev Polytechnic Institute and was known for his habit of dipping chewing in citric acid.
Missing word aside, wat. Makes it nice and sour. I remember I had a chemistry set when I was younger and I used to crumble the citric acid (it came in powder form) on my tongue. It's like eating Warheads but better. And really not dangerous at all, that I know of. Also, citric acid is an extraordinarily common natural substance that can be found in high concentrations in oranges, lemons, limes, grapefruit, tangerines, pomelo... Ah, forgot that. I wish I knew what material it was. I'm starting to think that said powder was flash powder. Some if not all variations of the stuff are highly unstable and can explode with just the tiniest bit of pressure (with some versions that can easily take off part of one's arm). If it was flash powder it was probably triggered by his chewing. I'm really starting to think that he did this on purpose. Not for suicidal intent, but to probably to see what happens. | |
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