Man kills girlfriend's puppy

"He admitted the dog would not behave prior to the Steelers game and that he became upset at it," according to the affidavit. It was 13 weeks old, and he kicked it to death for not "behaving". I hope this asswipe never breeds.

rachel wrote:

"He admitted the dog would not behave prior to the Steelers game and that he became upset at it," according to the affidavit. It was 13 weeks old, and he kicked it to death for not "behaving". I hope this asswipe never breeds.

I hope the Steelers lost.

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I don't want to be an asshole, but this isn't exactly the most GA thing happening in the world right now. Animal abuse much brutal than this happens everyday and PEOPLE get kicked to death all the time. Still nobody links the news of a guy who had been kicked to death here, because it happens all the time.

If the puppy had been sliced to pieces slowly and painfully, while the guy had been jerking to it and then eaten afterwards, that would have been GA horrible news worth of linking here.

Yes, I want to read the most horrible shit that humanity comes up in here. If I want to read shit like this I can always open the daily newspaper delivered straight to my mailbox.

Sorsa: I disagree. Is this the worst thing ever posted here? No. But it's still pretty damn GA that this psycho killed an innocent pet over something that he probably did not have the knowledge or brains (or both) to teach it not to do (and it could have just been something as simple as the puppy behaving like a puppy). Plus, it was his girlfriend's dog... you know, the person he had probably told he loved more than once, or at least acted affectionate towards. Who the hell kills the pet of someone they probably claim to 'love'?

All I can say in this case is thank God it wasn't a child, or his child with her. Poor little dog.

Bring in the sympathy, with teenage girl murderers and dead puppies.

Umm...(Watches drama) Okay.

Uh, on topic, I have to say that if some bastard killed my precious Mollykins over, well, actually, anything, the police would be arresting me. Because I'd have beaten him black and blue with a cast iron frying pan.

I wouldn't have killed him.

But I'd have really fucking laid into him until the cops got there.

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Goddamn.

This thread. I has a lol.

Mafiosa wrote:

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Goddamn.

"Goddamn" is not a sufficient curse word, Mafi. You should know this. We're here to discuss godawful things and as such should be using truly godawful curse words. You could at least try. That one doesn't even have "fuck" in it.

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Mafiosa wrote:

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Goddamn.

"Goddamn" is not a sufficient curse word, Mafi. You should know this. We're here to discuss godawful things and as such should be using truly godawful curse words. You could at least try. That one doesn't even have "fuck" in it.

FUCK ASS SHIT
Edit: SHIT FUCK BASTARD TITS

B- at best. Consider including "cunt" for an improved grade, which I am recording in my little black book of WGW's rigidly upheld standards for awfulness.

I do believe this is the stupidest argument we've had on this board yet. And that's saying a lot.

Come on, everybody! Liven this up! We're not meeting The Hermit's standard for a good argument. Okay, I'll give us a couple of options to get the ball rolling, pick whatever you like:

a) If the girlfriend had been armed, she'd have been able to ward off her puppy's attacker. The puppy should probably have been armed as well.

b) I hope they fry this asshole! I hope he gets raped in prison!

c) If you apply Anti-Life/Pro-"Choice" thinking to this, the puppy wasn't fully grown, so I guess they were perfectly within their rights to abort it. After all, abortion practices used TODAY are far more brutal than being stomped to death. This puppy got off easy, unlike the millions of innocent fetuses slaughtered each day.

Mafiosa wrote:

Narwhal wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

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Goddamn.

"Goddamn" is not a sufficient curse word, Mafi. You should know this. We're here to discuss godawful things and as such should be using truly godawful curse words. You could at least try. That one doesn't even have "fuck" in it.

FUCK ASS SHIT
Edit: SHIT FUCK BASTARD TITS

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The girlfriend didn't even care! She and the bofriend just left the poor thing on the sidewalk to die and she even gave the poice false info.

Poor puppy, I hope it's in a much better place now.

Narwhal wrote:

Come on, everybody! Liven this up! We're not meeting The Hermit's standard for a good argument. Okay, I'll give us a couple of options to get the ball rolling, pick whatever you like:

a) If the girlfriend had been armed, she'd have been able to ward off her puppy's attacker. The puppy should probably have been armed as well.

...Teeth?

Narwhal wrote:

b) I hope they fry this asshole! I hope he gets raped in prison!

Rape him with Thor while giving him electric shocks to the testes and nipples. Kills two birds with one stone.

InkWeaver wrote:

This thread. I has a lol.

Your lol. I has stolen it.

Narwhal wrote:

b) I hope they fry this asshole! I hope he gets raped in prison!

I hope they hang him by the eyelids with fishhooks and prop his legs behind his head to expose his asshole, dust him in flour, stuff bread dough up his ass, and lower him down into a vat of hot oil. Consider his ass deep-fried.




Also another angle: I bet if this person was female you'd all be yelling "NOOO THIS PERSON ONLY NEEDS THERAPY! EVERYONE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE!" :circlefap:

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Lapin wrote:

Umm...(Watches drama) Okay.

Uh, on topic, I have to say that if some bastard killed my precious Mollykins over, well, actually, anything, the police would be arresting me. Because I'd have beaten him black and blue with a cast iron frying pan.

I wouldn't have killed him.

But I'd have really fucking laid into him until the cops got there.

This depends. Is Mollykins one of those totally harmless but marginally annoying dogs like a Cocker Spaniel or one of those doofy mop dogs, or a real dog that could actually hurt someone with their bite?

Because if some dog starts biting me, I'm killing it, and then its fucking useless owner. My 6 iron vs your frying pan.

If only VB were here to storm the thread under the mighty banner of CREDENTIAAAAAAAALS

My precious Molly is a Rottweiler/Labrador. Due to being a mutt, she's a rather medium-sized dog, only 50lbs.

She's also a great big coward who would curl up in a ball and cower, or run away.

Once again, frying pan. You don't touch my precious baby.

Narwhal wrote:

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I AM A DELICATE BUTTERFLY AND THIS GRAPHIC UPSET ME

I DEMAND AN APOLOGY AND COMFORTING AND MAYBE A POLICEMAN'S HAT TO WEAR AND SOME GOLDFISH CRACKERS TO EAT WHILE I WAIT FOR MY MOMMY TO PICK ME UP

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Narwhal wrote:

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I AM A DELICATE BUTTERFLY AND THIS GRAPHIC UPSET ME

I DEMAND AN APOLOGY AND COMFORTING AND MAYBE A POLICEMAN'S HAT TO WEAR AND SOME GOLDFISH CRACKERS TO EAT WHILE I WAIT FOR MY MOMMY TO PICK ME UP

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You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir.

CURSES! HOW DID YOU KNOW THE ONLY THING THAT UPSETS ME MORE THAN OVERSIZED GRAPHICS IS GENE WILDER YELLING AT CHILDREN??