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I love how I come to a thread someone else started about me where people like Aggie and Anne love the comic and a douche like you decides because my stuff is way better then his that no one needs to see it.

Of course you are because your not interested in opinions other then your own. You decide what people do or don't see. Fact is I was the coolest thing this site had ever seen judging by the page views. I'm sure ten years from now you'll still be showing your 3 weak paintings you did in art school to anyone who will give a shit. I don't think you could stand not being the center of attention censor boy. If the people who run this site have half a brain amongst them I'll be back and uncensored. I still made some fans and got some page views and had fun with the one or 2 posters that actually had a sense of humor.

I DON'T WANT TO BE EATEN!

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I love how I come to a thread someone else started about me where people like Aggie and Anne love the comic and a douche like you decides because my stuff is way better then his that no one needs to see it.

Ahaha you still haven't figured out why your links aren't showing up? Oh, you are as dumb as I thought you were.

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Of course you are because your not interested in opinions other then your own. You decide what people do or don't see.

And you choose not to listen to the 20 pages of posters who also think your artwork makes roadkill look like da Vinci. Oh Slim, you're just a pile of misguided punk rage aren't you

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Fact is I was the coolest thing this site had ever seen judging by the page views.

No, we came, we saw, we vomited. I am operating on consensus here- and dragging this out longer than I should have. I have been told since about page 6 or so that you're terminally annoying and need to die in a nuclear holocaust be banned.

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I'm sure ten years from now you'll still be showing your 3 weak paintings you did in art school to anyone who will give a shit.

As in "Hey, this is what I drew back in college, I was depressed until I started watching TOS. Saw it in its entirety, man. I've moved on to better things, however, and let me show you what I'm doing for Valve."

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I don't think you could stand not being the center of attention censor boy.

You're still under the assumption your comics have anything worthwhile to say.

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If the people who run this site have half a brain amongst them I'll be back and uncensored.

Did you hear him guise? He's going to post more of his poo jokes! Aren't you all excited?

ETA: you only showed up because Mafi said you sucked, not me.

Yeah, I'm like totes excited.



Me thinks that even my half assed ducks and rabbits were funnier. And I did most of them while drunken, I think it tells quite a lot.

You know what? I liked it better when we were talking about Starbucks. I'm tired of this guy.

Well at least we are not talking about how to best cook me and my evil twin. That's just plain good old evil.

Oh, I'm sure I could find some excellent ways to cook you and your twin.

Sorsa A. Jänis wrote:

I DON'T WANT TO BE EATEN!

TOO BAD. NO ONE ASKS A DUCKS OPINION. OR A RABBIT'S FOR THAT MATTER. Unless you are Lapin. That would be very weird indeed, if people consulted their dinner if it was alright with being eaten. YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL I GAVE YOU THE OPTION TO DECIDE WHICH SAUCE YOU WANT TO BE SERVED WITH. You could be stuffed with disgusting boiled eggs, if you'd prefer that [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

This guy is even less funny than his comics now

He also fails basic reading comprehension; this does not surprise me.

theweirdkind wrote:

Oh, I'm sure I could find some excellent ways to cook you and your twin.

You need to catch them first...

Ducky is relatively easy to catch, the rabbit is the problem. It can teleport. Plus it has an army of zombies. Cookie zombies that melt in the rain, to be sure, but zombies nontheless.

Shisaiga wrote:

theweirdkind wrote:

Oh, I'm sure I could find some excellent ways to cook you and your twin.

You need to catch them first...

Ducky is relatively easy to catch, the rabbit is the problem. It can teleport. Plus it has an army of zombies. Cookie zombies that melt in the rain, to be sure, but zombies nontheless.

Good thing that it's raining here. No problem.

theweirdkind wrote:

Shisaiga wrote:

theweirdkind wrote:

Oh, I'm sure I could find some excellent ways to cook you and your twin.

You need to catch them first...

Ducky is relatively easy to catch, the rabbit is the problem. It can teleport. Plus it has an army of zombies. Cookie zombies that melt in the rain, to be sure, but zombies nontheless.

Good thing that it's raining here. No problem.

Right~ you catch the bunny, Seule and I will provide the sauces. Lets find out which sauce really goes best with evil rabbit!

slimredninja wrote:

I don't think you could stand not being the center of attention censor boy. If the people who run this site have half a brain amongst them I'll be back and uncensored. .

You realize that Censor Boy is the entirety of "the people who run this site", yes? THERE IS NO ONE ELSE MUAHAHAHAHA

slimredninja wrote:

I love how I come to a thread someone else started about me where people like Aggie and Anne love the comic and a douche like you decides because my stuff is way better then his that no one needs to see it.

Nah, dude, I thought that one particular comic was amusing because Zombie Jesus (tm) tickles my funny bone. In all honesty, I have to agree that in general your comic isn't funny. The 'how computer viruses start' comic, for example, was pretty stupid. Most of the 'jokes' you draw aren't jokes at all, merely bland statements with an accompanying illustration. I've seen some famous artists do one-shot comics of a similar thing (like 'How dinosaurs died out' by Gary Larson, for example) but they only used those sorts of things once in a while. They didn't make that sort of thing their entire schtick like you have.

You need to come up with wittier and more intelligent subjects for your comics, honestly. People are drawn in by things that are both amusing and interesting; the basis of your comic is just using a misnomer for a random phrase or name and making a comic around that and honestly you just don't do it very well.

Did we scare him away?

Maybe he's just having sex with his TOTALLY HOT AND TOTALLY REAL YO GIRLFRIEND. She's 24 and hot, don't you know? And she's totally real.

Sorsa A. Jänis wrote:

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No, you don't want to be stuffed with disgusting boiled eggs? Okay, I'll just roast you like I planned to from the beginning.

I need to try this newly bought white pepper though. Anyone know any good sauce with white pepper?

Sorsa A. Jänis wrote:

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It's raining here. They'll melt. Besides, when you are dead and eaten, you can't control them anymore~

CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE STUPID FUCKING DUCK PICTURES? Or at least take them to a thread where we aren't discussing shitty, unfunny art so that the doesn't explode?


P.S. I'm only in favor of banning people who spam our forums, are underaged, or break The One Rule. If this guy has been spamming unrelated topics/forums with that webcomic even after being told to stop, have at it.