New to the motherfucking Moon

She's making Hollywood actress money in a role that requires precisely zero talent. Maybe not luckiest in the world, but high up in line.

Yeah, but she's not exactly lonely there.

Wasn't it mentioned at some point that Robert Pattinson only took the job because he thought Kristen Stewart was cute? Since they're apparently dating now, I guess things went JUST AS PLANNED. (I'll take a mountain lion...AND EAT IT!)

Also, the Agony Booth's recap of the first movie has a picture captioned so that Pattinson is saying "So...you looking forward to doing all those sex scenes in Breaking Dawn?"

Edit: The Movies In Fifteen Minutes version of New Moon is up.

New Moon in 15 Minutes

I think this is my favorite part:

Quote :

Scenes of Bella Attempting to Move on With Her Life

Scenes of Bella Setting a Good Example for Real-Life Teenage Girls

Scenes of Bella Putting on Her Big Girl Panties and DEALING WITH IT

(These never appear in the series.)