| Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. | |
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Seiran
Join date : 2009-09-14 Age : 40 Location : Northern Bumblefuck
| Subject: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:15 pm | |
| Probably the only time you'll hear lines like "I'm a rough rider/filled up with Christ's love" and definitely the only time you'll hear a rapper admonish you for being inappropriate. I like the informative side-hug motion they do during the chorus, because it looks more like an informative left-hook motion. And the sirens cutting randomly in and out add a very subtle nuance, I find. The kind that says the guy in the sound booth keeps falling asleep on random buttons. Fundies, at this point you are basically parodying yourselves. | |
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Jay/Cris The Word Police
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : A´dam.
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:52 pm | |
| JUMP AROUND FAIL Vanilla Ice raps better than thou, Kris Kross dresses better than thou and the friggin' Jonas Brothers outbadass y'all. Wankers. Even God wouldn't go 'word' on this. | |
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Sparrow Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 39 Location : West Peoria, IL
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:16 pm | |
| Eh...from what little I know of Christian rap, he's not bad. I've certainly heard worse. | |
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frostflowers Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-10-20 Location : The comics bunker
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:14 am | |
| ... The lyrics (what I'm able to hear over the random cheering and "huh!"ing and blaring police sirens) are retarded. Seriously. "I'm buying babies like Angelina Jolie"? Seriously, boys? And it's a rap song about SIDE HUGS.
Because hugging someone from the front is the gravest of sins. Obviously.
... The dude in the white shirt and the white trucker hat looks like he tried to make a toga out of his t-shirt and failed miserably. | |
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Seiran
Join date : 2009-09-14 Age : 40 Location : Northern Bumblefuck
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:02 am | |
| - frostflowers wrote:
Because hugging someone from the front is the gravest of sins. Obviously.
As someone who once attended a church where teenage boys sat on the left side of the church and teenage girls sat on the right, I can tell you it most certainly is. Side-hugs are encouraged by the same people who encourage masturbands and "courting" instead of "dating". | |
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Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 33 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:59 pm | |
| - Seiran wrote:
- frostflowers wrote:
Because hugging someone from the front is the gravest of sins. Obviously.
As someone who once attended a church where teenage boys sat on the left side of the church and teenage girls sat on the right, I can tell you it most certainly is. Side-hugs are encouraged by the same people who encourage masturbands and "courting" instead of "dating". Wait... wait... that's a real thing? I thought they had just added in "side" for metric scansion. Is a Christian side hug different from a regular side hug? If so, I possess the power of the Side Hug of Satan. | |
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Narwhal Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:05 pm | |
| HOLY SHIT I'VE MET THIS GUY. Years ago I was forced to attend various religious retreats (which were little more than brainwashing sessions, IMHO) and this guy performed at one of them. They made us line up to shake his hand or whatever and I remember being really pissed off about having to do it. | |
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Miss Prince Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:18 pm | |
| JESUS WOULDN'T GO FOR THAT FULL-FRONTAL HUGGING GUYS. NORMAL HUGS ARE SATAN'S DOMAIN.
I love the one guy who's basically NO FRONT-HUGGING UNTIL MARRIAGE. Can't. Stop. Laughing. | |
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frostflowers Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-10-20 Location : The comics bunker
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:51 pm | |
| - Narwhal wrote:
- HOLY SHIT I'VE MET THIS GUY. Years ago I was forced to attend various religious retreats (which were little more than brainwashing sessions, IMHO) and this guy performed at one of them. They made us line up to shake his hand or whatever and I remember being really pissed off about having to do it.
Is he as tardy IRL as he seems to be? Because seriously, holy shit. I'm really not seeing the sin in full frontal hugging, here - it's not like hugging someone from the front is going to automatically inspire sinful thoughts. If it did, I'd want to bone everyone I ever hugged, and that would just be creepy. Fundie-logic has failed yet again. ... I wonder what'll happen when one of these side-hugging crazies finally does get married, and hugs his/her spouse and spontaneously combusts out of sheer embarrassment. Who's going to sweep up the ashes? | |
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Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 33 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:55 pm | |
| - frostflowers wrote:
- Narwhal wrote:
- HOLY SHIT I'VE MET THIS GUY. Years ago I was forced to attend various religious retreats (which were little more than brainwashing sessions, IMHO) and this guy performed at one of them. They made us line up to shake his hand or whatever and I remember being really pissed off about having to do it.
Is he as tardy IRL as he seems to be? Because seriously, holy shit.
I'm really not seeing the sin in full frontal hugging, here - it's not like hugging someone from the front is going to automatically inspire sinful thoughts. If it did, I'd want to bone everyone I ever hugged, and that would just be creepy. Fundie-logic has failed yet again.
... I wonder what'll happen when one of these side-hugging crazies finally does get married, and hugs his/her spouse and spontaneously combusts out of sheer embarrassment. Who's going to sweep up the ashes? It's because of booooooooooooobs. Fun fact: boobs are the only reason humans have sex face to face. They think that if we didn't have boobs, we'd just do it doggy style all the time. | |
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Narwhal Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:03 pm | |
| Guys, your faith in humanity warms me and makes me sad all at once. On numerous occasions at retreats I was told that girls should exercise caution wearing SANDALS because some men like feet. | |
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frostflowers Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-10-20 Location : The comics bunker
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:13 pm | |
| ... Alright, Narwhal. You've won. These people are the saddest examples of social awkwardness on earth. The last time ankles inspired sinfulness, corsets were the height of fashion and the SS Great Eastern was the next big thing.
I knew fundies made me laugh, but I think I have to go away and muffle my hysterics with a pillow to avoid disturbing my neighbours. | |
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Root Admin Administrator
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 36 Location : 997
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:28 pm | |
| My mom's friends with this crazy baptist lady who "trained" her kids to grow up desiring 10 children. This lady's daughter wants all her kids names to start with a "J"- it's freaking scary.
So this same lady, she believes that she has to dress frumpy all the time because EVERYONE in the fucking Wal-Mart wants to get into her baggy high-waisted elastic-band pants. So what does she teach her kids? That you have to be ASHAMED of your appearance, because being happy with the way you look means that you're a slag. | |
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Trivia
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Da Rawk
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:02 pm | |
| ..... Is that the imperial march? | |
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Kari Izumi Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-07 Age : 38
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:55 am | |
| Pretty much every Christian song I've ever heard that wasn't straight up old school Southern revival gospel has blown chucks. Either the vocals suck, the background music blows. Usually both.
I couldn't get past the first thirty seconds of this video. Just WTF NO. | |
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Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:07 am | |
| - Nihilist wrote:
- My mom's friends with this crazy baptist lady who "trained" her kids to grow up desiring 10 children. This lady's daughter wants all her kids names to start with a "J"- it's freaking scary.
Great; another clown car in the making. | |
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Little Egypt
Join date : 2009-07-24
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:43 am | |
| Err... why does the camera angle keep changing between a reasonably stable, semi-professional-looking view across the stage and what appear to be sneaky camera-phone clips taken jerkily from the back of the room? Who planned that? I've just watched it without sound; it's bad enough sans music. | |
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Jay/Cris The Word Police
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : A´dam.
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:46 am | |
| - Kari Izumi wrote:
- Pretty much every Christian song I've ever heard that wasn't straight up old school Southern revival gospel has blown chucks.
Leonard Cohen would like to have a word with you. | |
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Yorokobi
Join date : 2009-09-19 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:16 am | |
| - Trivia wrote:
- ..... Is that the imperial march?
Crap, you're right. That is the Imperial March playing in the background. Apparently non-Christian front-hugs are what turned Anakin to the darkside. Let that be a lesson to us all! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:29 pm | |
| ... Oh my god. Where to begin? The bad rapping! The bad dancing! The bad beats! The bad lyrics! It's like a massive smorgasboard of fail! | |
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Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 48 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:39 pm | |
| That was one of the worst musical performances I've ever seen--worse even than the time my ex-boss decided to sing My Heart Will Go On while standing on his desk and waving a paper snowflake around (and no, he couldn't sing). And what's with the Imperial March playing in the background? Does George Lucas know about this? | |
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Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:48 pm | |
| - Lady Anne wrote:
- That was one of the worst musical performances I've ever seen--worse even than the time my ex-boss decided to sing My Heart Will Go On while standing on his desk and waving a paper snowflake around (and no, he couldn't sing).
... Do tell... | |
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Knight Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:36 pm | |
| - Lady Anne wrote:
And what's with the Imperial March playing in the background? Does George Lucas know about this? Don't you know that's what's going to be in the next "remake" of the original Star Wars Trilogy, Vader will be entering to the Christian Side Hug. | |
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Knorg Behind Blue Eyes
Join date : 2009-06-06 Age : 42 Location : The Forest
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:52 am | |
| - Jay/Cris wrote:
- Kari Izumi wrote:
- Pretty much every Christian song I've ever heard that wasn't straight up old school Southern revival gospel has blown chucks.
Leonard Cohen would like to have a word with you. I tried to find Jesus through The Future! | |
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maladroit_mooncalf Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 40 Location : Georgia
| Subject: Re: Leavin' room for the Holy Spizzle, yo. Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:57 am | |
| - frostflowers wrote:
- I'm really not seeing the sin in full frontal hugging, here - it's not like hugging someone from the front is going to automatically inspire sinful thoughts.
I beg to differ. A local radio station here, known for playing a lot of Lady Gaga and in general the complete opposite of anything remotely Christian, had a request for this song. My sister, who had earlier laughed her butt off with me at the video, clued me in, and we listened to some wonderful crazy. Basically, the DJ played it for the lulz, and then said, in complete disbelief, "hold on. I can't believe we've actually got someone calling in to this station to defend it." The very shrill, very young sounding fundie-chick on the other end proceeded to inform him that side hugging promotes barriers and that "some people need those barriers." She went on to explain that front hugging led to...either crotch-grazing or crotch-glazing. It was hard to tell. So, the DJ starts telling her how ridiculous her defense is, and she shriekingly asked if he believed in sex before marriage. "Yes," he answered sarcastically, "because that's the leap I'm making. If you hug someone from the front, you'll automatically have sex." One of them hung up on the other following that sentence. - Dr. Professor Science wrote:
- It's because of booooooooooooobs.
Fun fact: boobs are the only reason humans have sex face to face. They think that if we didn't have boobs, we'd just do it doggy style all the time. Another fun fact: Side hugging makes it much easier to drape an arm over someones shoulder and full-on grab one of the aforementioned boobs. Oh, and I can thank this song for helping me further corrupt my sister's fragile teenage mind. There's a boy at church she has a crush on, and he's very huggy with everyone after church, her included. So, the other night, he thrilled her to no end by following her out of the church to say bye, and now we joke about how she, the big slut, had the nerve to request a FRONT HUG right there in the church parking lot. | |
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