Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head

Uh-oh.

Looks like Chezara has a wee bit of competition on the Mary- err... GARY Stu Radar:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] movies. adultfanfiction.net /story.php? no =600092195

(Move the spaces if the first link will not work).

From Welcome to Silent Hill Baby! - Chapter 2. Paragraph breaks added for legibility:

Quote :

I turned around and this giant dude with a pyramid head and a giant sword came out from an ally way. I completely ignored him and looked only at the sword.

“Amazing +_+” He must have not seen me because he continued right past me threw the thick fog.

I really want a piggy back ride from him. I did an evil grin then ran towards his back and jumped on. I wrapped my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck.

He stood still for a moment and I realized this dude smelled awful. He stood there for a couple of minutes while I sung Sweet Home Alabama in his would be ear and continued on.

I did some small talk and told him he was the only human I’ve seen in this town and I was happy about his company and thankful for him carrying me. I saw something that looked like a pair of woman’s legs balanced on another pair of woman’s legs and fell silent.

“What is that buddy?” I whispered.

Pyramid then lifted his sword and cut the thing in half. It fell to the ground and he picked it up, slammed its body against the wall and started thrusting back and forth…wait…

was he raping it with me on his back?

That is some Hannibal Lector shit there.

I jumped off his back and ran the opposite way of him. What’s wrong with him, he’s defiantly not human.

Own up, people...

Quote:

You might want to watch this fan for the inevitable backlash to my comment. That fan is a girl, not a boy.

Quote :

“What is that buddy?” I whispered.

Pyramid then lifted his sword and cut the thing in half. It fell to the ground and he picked it up, slammed its body against the wall and started thrusting back and forth…wait…

was he raping it with me on his back?

That is some Hannibal Lector shit there.

Quote :

was he raping it with me on his back?

That is some Hannibal Lector shit there.

This.

What rules govern whether or not I can put this in my signature.

It's generally considered polite to ask the original poster if they mind-I've never seen anyone get turned down.

Btw, theweirdkind, if you'd like some help with snarking the rest of this, I have too much free time on my hands until the new year.

Well, you made me die so hard irl... I haven't laughed this hard for at least two years.... eh I noticed that there's alot of hate for the story... first glance at the story I thought it was okay.... then I began to read deeper into and now... I wan tot tear out my damn eyes for praising the piece of shit before I had a chance to read further [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

...... LOGIC.... You've FAILED ME YET AGAIN! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Mistah J wrote:

Uh-oh.

Looks like Chezara has a wee bit of competition on the Mary- err... GARY Stu Radar:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] movies. adultfanfiction.net /story.php? no =600092195

(Move the spaces if the first link will not work).

It's a fucking yaoi Fic... dear god my eyes [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] FUCKING OBJECT!
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] This requires TWO Facepalms [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

[Nihilist] Double posting is poor etiquette, if you have something to add please do so by using the "edit" button on the top right.

He's a rapist with a huge pyramid on his head.

What's the attraction?

Obviously... it's a fanfiction with a brat who is trying to get the pyramid head to become a SH version of Edward from that movie that every man loves to hate... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Mystique wrote:

He's a rapist with a huge pyramid on his head.

What's the attraction?

If you find yourself asking that question, you're not the author's intended audience.

Words cannot express how much I wish to rage at this author for posting such a horrid story on FF... or any where really... I wish to [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] myself... but I will not.

I don't think it's that bad of a fic, really. Red love by dourdan is worse.
To spend so much time and space just bashing a fic is sad. I don't think she even cares anymoer.

wtf wrote:

I don't think it's that bad of a fic, really. Red love by dourdan is worse.
To spend so much time and space just bashing a fic is sad. I don't think she even cares anymoer.

OH HEY CHEZARA WUZZUP

I doubt that's Chezara. This person misspelled 'anymore', and Chezara rarely misspells at all.

I found this fic, and it's definitely a formatting nightmare. And as for the plot, this is where I stopped reading:

Quote :

Intro: This is based on a notion (from the movie not the game) that various message board posters have suggested; Dahlia and Pyramid head as the parents of Alessa.

I forced myself to read Red Love, and must agree that it IS a worse fic than FF. It doesn't have much of a storyline at all, and is just some sick sex-crazed one shot.

Get a damned account, then spork Red Love to your heart's content. In other words, FFS stay on topic. Also, Chezara, trying to divert attention from your own EPIC piece of shit by mentioning another fic is just bad form.

On topic: Have the readings been uploaded yet?

Tony Branston wrote:

Intro: This is based on a notion (from the movie not the game) that various message board posters have suggested; Dahlia and Pyramid head as the parents of Alessa.

I forced myself to read it as well... I uh... I want to tear out my eyes now... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Even if you're not Chez, I wanna see you try to white knight her little trainwreck.

Mystique wrote:

He's a rapist with a huge pyramid on his head.

What's the attraction?

Probably the movie, where they stuck a well muscled guy under all that and put a gawth like skirt on him instead of an apron with his bum hanging out like in the... Game... Hmm...

I dunno. When I was playing the game, I was thinking more along the lines of "DEAR GOD IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAH" than "Dayum, I'd like him spear my rear anytime~"
So maybe it's the, uh... Power aspect?

^ You know, I was trying to think about it logically, and I was going to use, "Well, there ARE fangirls of The Joker, especially the more ruthless versions of him, so riddle me that as well," as a rationalization, and then I was like...

"But. He's a rapist. With a pyramid on his head."

I got nothin'.

I didn't even play the games myself (I watched a friend play) and the first time I saw Pyramid Head, I was actually yelling, "WHAT IS THAT? GET AWAY FROM IT GET AWAY FROM IT HURRY."

rae wrote:

On topic: Have the readings been uploaded yet?

This.
Also has the fic been updated at all yet? I think I read up to where whatserface thought she was pregnant or some shit. I find myself somehow wanting the whole thing to be resolved. Like when you start watching one of those godawful 'Top 100' programmes on telly, and no matter how much you want to go to bed you just have to see what gets to number one.